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egberts

yiké

just don’t do that

bbeelzemon

i just spent entirely too long on this

i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1193

no-one-offical

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sunfortune

booktok did ruin a lot of romance novels bc of the demand for instant gratification but culturally it is kind of a slay that so many young women are just reading smut and masturbating all day #respect

tvguts

yesterday i had a nice southern teenager call me "ma'am" and then look at me and go, in a well-meaning tone, "uhhhh, if you go by ma'am. sorry if not." and i had to be like yeah man ma'am is fine. appreciate you being inclusive though. i could almost see the little warning pop up in his UI-- hold up! people with blue hair often have pronouns. are you sure you want to address this individual with a gendered term?

whitepeopletwitter

It’s the same feeling

chocomichhi

toby's got a favorite color combo i think

Yo sorry if I just spammed tf outta you I got caught in the scroll and forgot I wasn't on my regular feed

LMAO that's so funny you're totally fine. Glad my reblogs are entertaining <3

bbbutterfingers

Do Not Separate

o0kawaii0o

The Forgers!

pealeii

❌ “friends don’t look at friends like that” devalues friendship/platonic forms of love, pushes amatonormativity

❌ “historians will call them friends” devalues historians and forces complex relationships into modern simplicities, also devalues friendship/platonic forms of love

✅ “do they know its legal now” suggests the characters are stupid, poorly suggests that this is the only barrier to their relationship—both of which are funny as hell

deepfrieddeltarunememes

(footage and more from here with Seth and Aqua being cute at the end)

skygenders

dragosballz

movie called technically blonde where she goes to trade school instead

inertial-reel

No but you don't understand. Rocking up to Welding class with 100% barbie pink tools is such a POWER MOVE.

"Jeremy, I'd really like my orbital sander back ^_^"

"... didn't know it was yours..."

(Legit excited, no sarcasm) "Someone ELSE has the original Box 20-Volt Brushless Cordless Detail Sander with Dust Management?!?!?!?!"

"...no..."

Teacher walking up like "Miss Woods, is that a nail file"

(Elle, blasting compressed air to get rid of the nail file sand)

"Actually, its an emery board. But yes! :D It's a finer grit than what we have, and I've always found these easier to handle"

"...Ok, fair enough."

Elle making friends with the 6 year old daughter of one of her classmates. (Child care ain't cheap, I get it. Bring your kid to class)

Elle learning how to drive a forklift/motorcycle/semi-truck

Elle giving an impromptu lecture in the break room about what gifts to give their wives/girlfriends/mothers

Fucking laser cut "bless this mess" sign on her locker (I lied. It would totally be live, laugh, laser)

Elle's car breaks down and 20+ dudes coming out to show her how to fix it. (And realizing her mechanic is ripping her off)

Every single guy in the building filled with instant despair when she gets with one of the butch lesbians in the program.

Gimme plzzz

kla1991

Proposal: She takes her car to a mechanic and it's beat for beat like the original movie scene at the dress shop, where the mechanic *tries* to rip her off and she nods along and then eviscerates her with precise technical details.

The rest of Elle's class now shun that mechanics' shop and tell everyone else to as well, so that place ends up going out of businesss, which allows someone else in the class to open up a sparkling pink and perfectly trustworthy shop of his own.

predishthefish

coldpapernightmare

ok, I love every bit of this, but it also kinda misses one of the big parts of the 1st Legally Blonde, and that the fact that Elle had no knowledge or interest in law before applying to law school. Oh she was plenty smart, she aced that entrance exam for a reason, but the ONLY reason she applied in the first place was because "Warren" ( i forgot the dudes name but I think it was something snooty like that) dumped her for being " to much of aMarilyn Monroe when he needed a Jackie O to further his Career"

For this to be a true beat for beat she'd need to start out being truly clueless at first, but then quickly realize shes not as clueless as even she thinks she is when she applies herself

megamindsupremacy

Beautiful dash pull

creatingblackcharacters

Wondering why this video I shared of a white man with all of his skin showing and his penis prominently protruding in his underwear is not being marked mature... But a Black woman's back fat got marked mature... A Black woman's skin got marked mature the moment I shared it... HMMMMMMM.

creatingblackcharacters