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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Not today Justin
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@edensmythe
Thoughts on your ex boyfriend hanging out under the bleachers nowadays?
I’d prefer him to be above the bleachers so he’ll be closer to God, but I can’t help that. I also prefer him to rekindle his relationship with God instead of “finding himself” with those people.
Text ✉ Aveden
Avery: You are.. so you should stop doing that, Eden..
Avery: I'm so sorry... for doing it, for lying to you about it... I don't know what I was thinking, but I'm so sorry..
Eden: I'm sorry too because there's no stop, drop, and roll in hell, Avery.
Eden: This is also the end of our relationship. I don't want to hear any explanations from you because you already have to answer to God himself.
Eden: Plus I may actually slap you the next time I see you.
Text ✉ Aveden
Eden: Please tell me that I'm not wasting my time defending you.
Dearest people of McKinley High School, it appears one of your brightest peers has fallen. Most people, if not everyone, knows of our charming Avery Karofsky, our very own celibate bible pusher. Everyone knows that he’s a firm believer in people living the right kind of lifestyle, the kind that the Christian Holy Book outlines as proper. Everyone also knows how much he loves to shove those kinds of beliefs down other people’s throats. And I, as a normal observer of the life going on in the halls of this high school, could not allow the hypocrisy to continue.
As of lately, Avery Karofsky is no longer a virgin. That’s right, he purchased himself a first hand ticket to his own special damnation, having broken the 8th command of not committing adultery. At a not-so-recent party thrown by Grayson Anderson, Karofsky and very-much-in-a-relationship Hayley Hudson snuck off to spend some time alone together, finding themselves in a very up close and personal kind of position. So much for saving yourself until marriage, right Karofsky?
If anyone has any questions, comments, or concerns you know where to find me. Otherwise, look forward to the more broad and expanded on story to be printed in our High School’s paper this coming Friday. You’re welcome for your release from judgement, McKinley - use this freedom wisely.
I wasn’t going to dignify this post with a response, but I’m so disgusted with this slander that I’m afraid I don’t have a choice. Gossip is the Devil’s radio and you should be ashamed for being his personal DJ. I’ll continue to pray for you. In the meantime I would greatly appreciate if you removed this immediately.
How do you like, stop yourself from banging with a hot guy like Avery as your boyfriend??? Like, how are you not horny 24/7???
Because, Riley Lopez, I pray. And even though my boyfriend is incredibly attractive I have enough self control to save myself until we’re married. It’s what God intended. Consider this another invitation to join me or Avery at church so you can be saved before it’s too late.
Is Riley Lopez headed for hell?
Absolutely. Premarital sex is a great way to receive a one-way ticket to hell. On top of the premarital sex, he also has multiple partners. There is no stop, drop, and roll in hell, Riley Lopez. Only eternal fire, hellfire, and damnation.
What do you do when you get horny?
I pray. Just like I will pray for you, grey face.
There is exactly 7 hours and 22 minutes until my party tonight, so fair warning to everyone! Make sure you’ve allotted yourself enough time to get ready and to be punctual. Are gifts wrapped? Is your costume absolutely perfect? Is there suddenly a last minute cancellation on that plus one thing? 7 hours and 20 minutes go by rather quickly! Look 2 minutes passed already. Can’t wait!
Fair warning that Avery and I will probably be late for the party. My costume is still being worked on and I want to make sure it’s absolutely perfect. But don’t worry, I’ll still make it, but I’ll be fashionably late.
It’s that time of the year again where your favorite dorky little club urgently needs new members again. Trust me, I’m well aware of how totally lame we are, no need to remind me of that, but keep in mind that giving us a few minutes of your time every week also means getting to watch yours truly perform, and keeping glee club going means keeping Julian St. James busy and his annoyingness somewhat contained. Honestly, you don’t want to release that into the world, do you? So, just take one for the team, and come audition~
Totally not posting this because my sister is blackmailing me with embarrassing Christmas pictures, nope.
I can’t believe you’re still wasting your time with glee, Louis. The Cheerios could use another male cheerleader if you’re interested. It would be way better for your rep. I’m not a fan of the cleanse, but I’m sure it’s better than singing and swaying behind St. James all of the time.
