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Here’s another for your listening pleasure.
this one sure sounds dirty tho omg
WHO SITS DOWN AND FUCKING MAKES THESE
idk I probably would have for laughs but I don’t have the software. Maybe not tho maybe I would just string my two favorite lines together “Ohhhh, here we go, here it comes…. ohhhhhhuhhhh, wow, well done seriously, both of you…”
Don’t listen to this unless you are totally ALONE. Ever. Enjoy, kids. ;)
reblogging cause I listened, hhhh his voice is entirely handsome omg
Posts this and scurries off
If you thought it was bad before… wait ‘til you hear it with appropriate background music. Oh yes. Once again, I sincerely apologize to the universe for this, but it had to be done. Click here to see the “cover art.”
just thought I’d bring this back
was looking for an old post of mine and i found this instead =/ SO
oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god
i didn’t realize how sexual wheatley’s dialogue was until now
on that note, stephen merchant’s got a pretty seductive voice <3
im laughin
yup
Omfg this
The clever ‘Always lock up your guns’ film I posted a few months ago is back with an eye catching print campaign. If they find it, they’ll play with it
Agency: McCann NY
LMFAO OMGG
Oh go d remember when i was in arizona for a week and when i was eating oranges and the juice spilled on me you told me it was wheatleys conversion gel
That sounds like something I would say although I’m a little disappointed in myself because it’s orange juice right? So more realistically it would be like propulsion gel. Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out
JESUS Are you proposing propulsion gel lube or orange juice lube omg
Propulsion gel. Orange juice would be painful dear god ouchh
crossfrown:
pyreo:
i wish
someone please stop me
I seriously cannot control my incredibly need to make out with a talking ball
just
link me fanfic or something
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
oh same
wait you said fanfic?
okay
here
Wheatley/Tests
Chell/Wheatley
Wheatley punished by being turned human (NSFW)
Wheatley talking dirty about tests
Wheatley and GLaDOS competing on tests
TEST DENIAL
Chell has a manual brain override that Wheatley abuses (NSFW)
Human Wheatley is evil and desperate, Chell tops (NSFW)
Wheatley stays with Chell post-game, his itch never went away
Chell finds Wheatley’s manual euphoria override (this one is my favourite just oh god the wording is sex itself)
and here ends your guide to Wheatley fanfiction
This was THE POST that got me into mechanophilia I feel like reblogging it for nostalgic reasons. 3 and a half years ago…
It’s so echoey, fucking hot
TEST LOG #207 LOG TYPE: Audio-Only Recording DEVICE TESTED: Aperture Science Vibro-Stimulation Wand TEST ADMIN: Cave Johnson TEST SUBJECT: Caroline [REDACTED]
so you guys remember the smut I wrote last week
bf did a reading
ngl he makes a damn fine cave johnson
oh my God im
seriously, even smut aside, I was nearly screaming listening to this entire thing because it’s JUST THAT IN CHARACTER AND INCREDIBLE oh my god quality in every way im dead
Wheatley slowed down by 60%. This specific one because sads told me not to do the test euphoria and that just really made me want to do it even more.
You hear that sads? This is all your fault. You brought this on yourself.
this was a terrible thing to do, i’m not going to listen to it now because i havent heard him moan in so long and i think it just wouldn’t be a good idea rn but i will eventually
Wheatley Moan Compilation at 70%.
70%?? What is that, what do you mean
1000 posts!
1000 posts/reblogs! Milestone posted!
Wheatley Moan Compilation at 70%.
70%?? What is that, what do you mean
Slowed down to 70% rather than its original 100%.
So it’s now 30% slower.
he sounds drunk and very horny tbh
Wheatley Moan Compilation at 200% (double speed).
WOW WTF THIS SHOULDNT BE AS HOT AS IT IS, there is officially nothing you can do to the moron’s moans to make them not incredibly arousing
Wheatley Moan Compilation reversed.
Happy Valentine’s Day! :3
