[selinakylebat]

This is peak Jason.

[okay]

I’m 23 but I still ask my mom to scratch my back and massage me and play with my hair until I fall asleep. Cause it’s just the best feeling ever!

[happys-hall-of-horrible-things]

a dog wrote this

[okay]

I’m not a dog I’m human

but I do love dogs

[forever-flaccid]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[turing-tested]

its really weird to see all these articles about how people who have ADHD have sleeping problems but the issue I have is that if you look at it as a matter of your circadian rythym being out of sync? of COURSE you’re not going to be able to sleep. we don’t say people who can’t fall asleep at 4 pm and sleep 8 hours have insomnia, because that’s not a normally agreed upon time to sleep and its not your bodies time to sleep. if you tell someone to go to bed at 10 and they can’t sleep till 3 am sometimes in just not insomnia. people with ADHD are often wired to sleep from 4 am to 12 pm ish because of the delayed onset of melatonin but if you let us go to bed at the time we need? most of us actually sleep pretty well and consistently.

[raven-dreaming-deactivated20210]

wAIT THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING THAT EXISTS

[turing-tested]

“For most adults the onset of melatonin is around 9.30 pm; in ADHD children compared to controls this occurs at least 45 minutes later, and in adults with ADHD even 90 minutes (van der Heijden ea, 2005; van Veen ea 2010). After melatonin onset, it normally takes 2 hours to fall asleep, but in adults with ADHD it takes at least 3 hours (Bijlenga et al, 2013).”

[flukeoffate]

Look at me awake at 1:47 am and reblogging this post.

[kayeych]

So I’m actually trained in therapy for addressing insomnia and one of the things we learned is that a good chunk of sleep problems are societal disorders - as in they WOULDN’T EXIST as problems if society didn’t assume everyone was on the same circadian rhythm and that being up and working 9-5 was mandatory/normal. Blew my mind and made so much sense. You are not the problem, society is literally the problem.

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

i wonder how many “hey guys are super hot no homo tho hahaha” type guys would identify as bisexual if male bisexuality was talked about more often and not like… ignored and forgotten about

[miiriya]

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

[potstickersandpizza]

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

[dykebisclavret]

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

[c3rvida3]

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

[c3rvida3]

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

[c3rvida3]

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

[intergalacticsuperstar]

I’m obsessed with these pictures of the Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders wearing their real world professional work attire as their cheer uniforms

[niggazinmoscow]

The women all reply with “Actually enjoy my fucking life in safety for ONE day.”

[jamausis]

i am not real.. i made myself up

[inklins]

people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

say it with me—

“someday i’m going to have the life i’ve always dreamed of and i won’t let self doubt stop me”

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

you know, if an adult is a nice person that’s not “innocence.” they learned how to actively be a good person. they’re not some eternal child

[menpale]

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

I’d watch just for the tribute and go back to not watching the NFL again