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edward-carrington-ltd :

One would think that after literal millennia for some of you, any trace of humanity would be gone. Yet here I am, surrounded by the touchiest beings on the planet. Makes me wonder if you’re at all capable of getting back on track come the morning?

Why would you say something so mean?

#edward #engel #human!engel

the-biggestbaddest-wolf :

… You should really knock next time.

@lily-whitby

Well, excuse me for being unable to refrain from vomiting. You were taking far too long in the bathroom and you know I was feeling groggy.

#frederick #engel #human!engel

Now isn’t a good time.

Does this look like the face of a man who wants to be bothered? No. Please remove yourself from the vicinity of my table so that I can finish these pancakes alone. I have... things to contemplate.

#hihstarter #hihau #engel #au!engel #/I'm trying a thing~

redlight-roxy :

Oh my god… Um, no. That’s true, no one wants a… sneeze-muffin. I mean, you roll enough heads that surely wouldn’t be a problem but– And I guess I have been on the other side of things. Fashion intern. Lots of coffee and muffins, not enough… sewing. Still, a happy glowing face. I once bumped into Vivienne Westwood–

[lets out a laugh/breath] Engel. Hi. Roxy. I’m Roxy.

[ smiling like what is this breath of fresh air before me? ] I know who you are, my dear. Roxanne Kane. An ally of Frederick’s, yes? And interning with Bell Designs? At least you were? What about now? What are you doing with your time now?

#roxy #engel

juliette-palmer:

I- I don’t need you. I don’t know you. I mean, you’re him, right? The one they’re all talking about? It’s- It’s very generous of you to offer your help, but I would’ve appreciated it more if it was not in my home at 6am while I was in my pyjamas. My mom died. My mom was murdered. I’m allowed to be angry. Now please… with respect… get out.

Engel.

Very well, though. However, I do urge you to consider what I’ve said. -finishes his tea and stands, making his way over to her- Anger never really sits all too well with good witches. Particularly one’s named Palmer. -makes a move to leave then stops- How about I give you a taste of what I can offer you, hm? You should at least fully understand your options. -rests a hand on her shoulder, smirks, then leaves-

#juliette #engel

juliette-palmer:

I’m only going to ask you one more time. What are you doing in my house? -narrowing her eyes as some lights flicker-

-looking at said lights then back to her- See? Powerful. Lacking control, but powerful none the less. I suppose Sarah was never here long enough to teach you how to control that power... I can see that you don’t want me here, so I’ll keep this brief; this rage you feel, the one I can see in your eyes right now? It won’t fade. No matter how many pretty blond boys you use to try to fool yourself. It will eat you alive from the inside out and then it’ll burn through every person you keep closest to you. Why am I here? Because you need me.

#juliette #engel

juliette-palmer:

[Casually skipping off to the kitchen to get a glass of water or something cause woooo bye bye virginity and she’s just so giddy, okay? Cooper just left to leave his mom a note and she is GIDDY! Or she was, until she sees a figure sitting at her kitchen table.]

Who-… What are you doing in my house?

Ah, there you are. I hope you don’t mind, I helped myself to a cup of tea. Feel free to pour yourself one, the kettle should still be hot.

Juliette, yes? You look so much like your mother... I was sorry to hear about her accident. It must have been terribly hard for you. She was a good woman, a great witch. Such a waste... Sarah was powerful, as I imagine you are too. With the proper guidance, of course.

#juliette #engel

An Engel Moodboard

“I would have brought some party poppers and yelled surprise, but then I remembered I’m centuries old and not pathetic.”

#about engel #moodboard #hihmoodboard

kmcreid:

And Poptarts.

No, no they don’t cancel out the Tootsie Rolls. I know, you can definitely have both. Three of each, I know. This isn’t my first rodeo, hon. I won’t forget the flour, thank you Danny. Please tell him to shouting over our call before I make him do the next snack run. Yeah, I won’t forget the highlighters. How could I? Okay, okay– Hon, I’m hanging up now. I love you too.

… Is there a basket big enough for the month of May.

Let me guess... finals? My kids are freaking out too. Honestly, this is probably the one time of year I’m thankful to be divorced. -laughs- I start feeling stressed the second I’m in the room with either of them. If you need a hand carrying anything I would be happy to help. I- Oh, sorry, how rude of me. I’m Markus. Sort of new in town, so please forgive me for being so forward. Just trying to make some friends.

#karen #engel #/I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING OKAY!?

redlight-roxy:

I swear, if I don’t see a decent cup of coffee soon…

Heads are going to roll. That sounds awfully dramatic, I know but they very well might. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nothing disperses a queue like a rolling head.

Gosh, you know I’m laughing but it’s so true. But I’m sure that’s just the lack of double pump vanilla talking.

Now, now, dear... These people are doing the best they can. They can’t help it that they’re so popular. As much fun as I’m sure a rolling head would be, we can’t forget that we need the happy glowing faces of the customer service world to keep the planet spinning. No one wants a sneeze-muffin. No one.

#roxy #engel #/they haven't met yet???

elite-engel

You know what this town could really use?

theinfamous-louis

That would be a good investment.

elite-engel

I’m sure it would be, but I don’t want to invest, I just want breakfast.

#louis #engel

elite-engel

You know what this town could really use?

Hello.

Hello indeed.

You know what this town could really use?

alison-halliday

Pancakes are always enjoyable. Especially with syrup.

elite-engel

There just isn’t any point if you don’t have syrup! That’s why IHOP is so convenient! All those syrups just lined up there waiting for you? Divine.

#alison #engel

elite-engel

You know what this town could really use?

charlotte-the-confused

You mean mediocre pancakes.

elite-engel

I have never been so insulted in my entire life.

#charlotte #engel

elite-engel

You know what this town could really use?

the-biggestbaddest-wolf

Well, at least they’ll know they’ll have died for something 9 out of 10 Americans give two big thumbs up to.

I’m sure with a little time and building grounds the site of our impending freedom could serve pancakes at all hours.

elite-engel

At least.

No. Not soon enough. I know your ten year plan, Frederick, and I refuse to wait another day for an IHOP. -some dramatic hand waving and mumbling- There. Done. Come get some pancakes with me. You can talk about our next steps while I eat.

#frederick #engel