My Fair Lady

Ella Fray; Eighteen; Vampire; So forever Her lips Were the scarlet color Imbedded memory And the apple So red and crisp Pierced with two holes Matching her wrist

[edward-carrington-ltd]

One would think that after literal millennia for some of you, any trace of humanity would be gone. Yet here I am, surrounded by the touchiest beings on the planet. Makes me wonder if you’re at all capable of getting back on track come the morning?

[ella-stuckinthe-fray]

It’s literally only been months for me, and I’m absolutely ready to get back. It would be nice to know what’s going on though, or at least where you’ve been?

[ella-stuckinthe-fray]

interview-with-a-dave:

I- Wow, yeah! You are literally shaking right now. Uh… It’s been a while since I was out there in the field looking out for uh, humans so I don’t really… I know you shouldn’t ever say ’calm down’ though. But you’re right! I do know one of them. Several ones actually. Edward is the big bad and super elusive, I get why you haven’t see him around. Piper’s the same, I only know her via reputation and honestly, that’s enough for one day. Suze I just got to know after- Well, it’s a long story. Jessica I know intimately. … Which came out all kinds of wrong considering how much trouble she causes like dang. Which you know ‘cause you were at her little all-you-can-eat-buffet party a while back too. I remember.

You’re- You’re eighteen? Like, forreal?

No. You shouldn’t. You honestly shouldn’t say that to any female species, like ever. I’m surprised your head hasn’t been ripped off yet, you’re infuriating. I’m sorry- I didn’t mean that. Edward is- whatever, of course you wouldn’t have seen him. Piper’s a pip-squeak -laughs- Wow. Maybe you don’t really know them. Wellll you might know Jessica. That sounds more like her. Uh, duh, I helped decorate. Did you like the eyeball alcohol gummies? My idea.

Like, forreal. I bet you could be like my great-great grandfathers neighbor, huh?

[ella-stuckinthe-fray]

maggiewhocriedwolf:

[Sigh] Fine. Whatever. I guess I’ll help, or something. Since you seem so sad about it. What do they look like?

They look like half of Havensdale. I’m absolutely never going to find them. Edward is tall, handsome. Jessica and Piper are both like short, feisty brunettes. Not that short. Maybe our height. Suzanna is a redhead. There’s not that many redheads here, right? It’s not a deep red, but a red. I’m not really good at this.

[ella-stuckinthe-fray]

its-jess-bitches:

Oh my god, no. I know. We were, we were definitely dead. I can confirm that whole heartedly even if the details were a little foggy at the time- a gentle compulsion into the afterlife. Plus that awesome buzz from being like, fed on when it’s not scary. Anyways, we did die. Then we came back. It’s just now we… Came back again.  

I know. Not permanent. It’s just one day. One… One vamp-free day. Yeah, I soget that feeling. All I can think about is- Actually, I don’t really want to think about a lot of things. Except maybe tequila with the ice-cream. Please! It’s the 21st century and they need to start embracing that.  

Gentle compulsion feels a lot more like love. Came back with a full heartbeat and weird feelings. Okay. 

I keep... I keep thinking about my parents. I just figured when I became a vampire, it was, just good that we’d never see each other again.. but, yeah. Tequila. What a time to be alive. 

[instadanjlevys]

I love him so much and i’m terrified of losing him.

[ella-stuckinthe-fray]

maggiewhocriedwolf:

I don’t know who any of those people are, but I hope you find them or whatever.

Thanks.. I guess. 

[ella-stuckinthe-fray]

shifterskin:

Anybody? Careful with your requests, you could get a lot of weirdos like that. And there are a lot of weirdos around here.

It’s a good thing I can take care of myself. 

[ella-stuckinthe-fray]

interview-with-a-dave:

That was a lot of names there, darlin’. Maybe just give me a sec to sort through ‘em… Oh! Oh, you’re- Cool. Awesome. How long you been living our yesterday lifestyle? Couple hundred? More?

Because you have got to try fast food in this day and also age.

Well you must know what of them if you know why I’m so upset. And angry. Wow, I forgot what it was like to be this angry. Like on the verge of crying. -lifts her hands- Do you see this? I’m literally shaking.

I know what fast food tastes like, it's disgusting. I’m eighteen. 

[ella-stuckinthe-fray]

pip-pip-piper:

No, you wouldn’t. Edward, as usual, has decided to take the rules into his own hands and in the process endanger us all. I’m sure he’s fine but the rest of us? Left vulnerable. Such a charmer, I know but that man has never been anything other than disgustingly selfish. He—- I’m raising my voice again.

I- Sorry, Ella. Emotions… Memories… They’re all a little much right now. Are you okay?

What? He wouldn’t endanger us, Piper. And I know he can take care of himself, I’m more worried about why the hell I’m no longer a vampire? 

Uh, well, I only just turned maybe half a year ago and here you are, an ancient, so I can understand that. I’m already used to this kind of hell. Are you ever going to tell me how old you really are? 

[ella-stuckinthe-fray]

its-jess-bitches:

Huh? Oh. Yeah, I definitely would have heard you already if I wasn’t…human.  

… Nope that still doesn’t sound right which is so weird because I was, like, literally last summer. Almost a year ago. Almost- Anyway uh, Ella. He- they- didn’t post in the group chat but yeah, this is happening. Actually I don’t even think there is a group chat. It’s um, not permanent.

This is- I didn’t think it was temporary. We were dead right? How- I’m so confused. 

So was I. Not permanent? I guess... I guess I can deal with that. We can deal with that. But I still feel like going to bed and eating a whole tub of ice cream. We should make a group chat.  

[ella-stuckinthe-fray]

I don’t like this. Where is Edward? Piper? Suzanna? Jessica? Hell, anybody???

[fairchildestof-them-all]

Look, I know there’s a shit ton of trees in this place.

But that’s literally not a reason to keep wrapping your over-priced, obvious compensation on four wheels around ‘em. I’m just sayin’. But yeah, we can fix it just please… Stop this.

There just is…not enough coffee in the world for another tragedy.

[ella-stuckinthe-fray]

What are you even talking about?

[marklost-intime]

The problem with this town is that it’s socially inappropriate to have a breakdown in the middle of the park. So I think I’m just gonna have a quick lie down on this bench, and… And no one gets to acknowledge my presence unless you’ve got an offering of some kind. Maybe a water.

[ella-stuckinthe-fray]

As long as you don’t bother me, I won’t bother you.

[ella-stuckinthe-fray]

joeysalvatored:

Oh, I wasn’t- I’m not…

… Okay so I’m totally shutting up but are you okay? Even though you’re not crying, I know. I can’t see that. I mean I can! I can not see that happening right now. Would you like some peach cobbler is what I’m saying. I think.

No! Obviously I’m not okay and by me saying to ignore means don’t ask if I’m okay because now I’m just going to cry more and no food is going help this. Nothing ever will. I should just die. I want to die. I can’t do this anymore.

[ella-stuckinthe-fray]

blair-fisher:

Uh huh. Make me.

Believe me when I say, do. not. try. me.

[ella-stuckinthe-fray]

its-jess-bitches:

Oh my god, you totally are.

Okay so, don’t worry. Relax even. There’s this quick little trick I can show you to stop that like, right away. Honestly. After you won’t ever have to cry again, unless you like, want to? Or you’re being tortured. Some things you can’t control. Anyways, it’ll save you so much on the icky, puffy eyes front.

What are you talking about? I said, shut up! 

Just leave me alone.

[ella-stuckinthe-fray]

Just. Shut up. 

I’m not crying.