twilight shitpost for good health

i told my boss abt this.

[edwards-bloodless-boner]

who the fuck is Matte gloss

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im sorry but carlise Cullen is 100000% on the Epstein list

[simkaye]

Anyone else feel like it’s been one of those days since 2019?

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about to start live posting saltburn I'm having big feelings there's too many iconic lines

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he's fine w eating out bloody pussy bc he's a vampire so it's topically relevant to my blog

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about to start live posting saltburn I'm having big feelings there's too many iconic lines

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Sleep with Jakob or Edward

charlie

[renegadepack]

[bellasredchevy]

[twilightofficial]

Edward at his wedding overhearing his wife tell the guy who’s in love with her that she’s fully prepared to die for Edwards dick on their honeymoon

[vampiresinforks]

by frida.cullen

[lillagrim]

[wanted-by-the-volturi]

Caius after Breaking Dawn:

[alicecullenswitchwife]

I thought I'd share this chart I made <3

[alicecullenswitchwife]

I made another twilight alignment chart

<3

[imthe1wthewickedcurveball]

She’s a 8 but she runs a Twilight shitpost account

[rainy-writers]

𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐪𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

( 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 )

edward banging his head on the wall repeatedly: bad edward, bad edward!

bella concerned: uh...what's he doing?

rosalie: the idiot punishes himself everytime he has an 'impure' thought

emmett smirking: what was it this time?

rosalie: bella's ankles

[bellas-bad-breath]

As if you could toot me off 🤡