Edwin M Stanton

Scooby doo extraordinaire and chaos incarnate who legit join tumblr in September 2022. I did not come here from Twitter - I was pressured by my roommates. You’ll never know what you will find here

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NASA stop making me cry what do you mean you named a crater after reid’s late wife im in tears

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Whoever said it was okay to get 8 hours of sleep a night did not account for me.

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Day 8 of preventing scurvy.

I ate lemon

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I am the spackle king

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In tonight’s addition of…

Why can’t I fall asleep???

Is the reason because:

1. I was reading on my phone

2. The voices in my head won’t shut up

3. I slept in late

4. I got rejected from another job after interviewing and thus the voices in my head won’t shut up

5. Insomnia

6. The voices in my head keep telling me the reason I don’t have a job is cause I’m stupid and I have nothing to show

7. All of the above

Find out in the morning!!!!

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“I’m okay. I don’t think I need geese” -Mumbo Jumbo 2025

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Psych studies be like:

- must be 18-30

- not pregnant

- male

- no history of psychological diagnosis

- must be right handed

- no history of psychological medication

- must have brown hair

- must be of height 5’8”

- must have never entered into the void

- must have experience in a CT machine

- must have never seen the hat man

- must be of the non-magical race

- must be okay with bugs

- must be not okay with big bugs

- must have divorced parents

- must have only one arm (the right one)

- must have never seen Star Wars

And at the end of the day the study is for people’s favorite ice cream

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A second etho desk setup pic has hit the YouTube

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Working on new Chicago Pope themed Epithets and striking out so far.

Just like the White Sox OOOOHHHHHHHHH

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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Since I can’t find it on my dash today, here’s a screenshot

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I love running out of my adhd medication cause then the adhd kicks in and I keep forgetting to pick it up. I need it. I cannot focus. It’s been filled. Why can’t I make it to cvs.

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My dad just insinuated that in the near future Freddy Mercury will become Hatsune Miku

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apparently telling people you have a non-deadly cancer with two truths and a lie is not a viable way to inform people that you have a non-deadly cancer.

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I want the cheese board. stop eating my steak and give me the cheese board I want CHEESE.

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Just thought up a good fantasy wedding idea:

The couple walks along a path dressed up nicely, making vows at the rising sun, mid-day sun, setting sun, rising moon, mid-night moon, and setting moon. Throughout these 24 hours they will walk, not fast, but enough to symbolize how, after this, they will spend the next 24 hours together, and the next, and the next.

As the time passes they will face troubles. Some will fight, something might happen, but they will keep going. Together they will be able to overcome anything. Just like how in the future they will be together.

At the end, they might not look as nice as they did before, but they will have built a bond everlasting.

Of course, after a good sleep, the next day will be full of festivities celebrating the new couple.

Towns and cities have a specialized path to protect the newly weds as they go through this ceremony, with just enough difficulties to keep the meaning there, but not enough to actually… let’s say kill a man. Of course, the luxuries you come across depend on your social status, but that’s beside the point.