Ivan’s Sirkus

I’m Ivan Sirko, He/They Music/Gaming/Worldbuilding/Humor Retired Kish otoman of the Zaporozhian Host

[ivansirkumcision]

Hi

I’m Ivan Sirko, you can call me Ivan

I am an autistic achillean demiguy

Ukrainian-American

This is my variety blog

I blog about

Music

progressive rock

alternative hip hop

Video games

Warframe

Stellaris

World building

Shit I find funny

Sports

martial arts

Gridiron football, but

Whatever other sport that I find interesting

Queer related topics

These do get a bit political in the correct (Left) direction

Autism

Lots more under cut

I am the final boss of bears in terms of size, I am very large, at 6’8 and around 330 pounds plus or minus 20 pounds depending on season and exercise availability

I like video games, progressive rock, alternative hip hop, learning things, being tall, being gay, being funny to varying degrees of success, martial arts, gridiron football, and any combination of the aforementioned things

I do martial arts and martial arts instruction

My list of arts I have basic proficiency in is as follows

Dan Inosanto Kali, HEMA, Iaido, Muay Thai, hapkido, judo, sport jiu-jitsu and gridiron hand-fighting although I’ve gotten rusty since I stopped playing

Intermediate:Kenjutsu and portions of Okinawan kobudo

Advanced: Ligit Taekwondo and Gracie combatives

Tags are as follows

Ivan’s wit -general purpose humor- mostly short remarks

Ivan’s tunes - anything related to my ridiculous music taste

Achillean ivan- me being a certified QUEER

Ivan’s academia- me being a school nerd

Ivans fun facts- exactly what it says on the box

Ivan online- video games primarily Warframe occasionally others

Ivan’s thoughts- short, lucid commentary

Ivan rants- crazed passionate diatribes at whatever this tag is attached to

Ivan’s gym- me talking about sports, primarily my own sports of jiu-jitsu and gridiron football and non expertise about others

Ivan eats- me posting food that I have eaten and enjoyed

ivan live- this is attached to live blogging-these are my spontaneous thoughts and reactions

ivan’s worlds- world building and conlanging about my silly little robot creatures

ivan announcements- announcements around posts, changes in posting or life events that will affect posting. Normally serious irl stuff.

You can find me on other platforms either by IvanSirko or IvansSirkus in the case of Warframe

DMs are for moots only, interact with my posts for the follow back

DNI- TERFs, misandrists, discriminatory people in general. Solicitors in general.

I generally care for humanitarian causes, and I believe the best way to help is by political participation. My 15 dollars is not going to stop the Russians or Israelis from shooting at you.

This is a variety blog, and if you enjoy one post of mine, check a different category, you might find something you like

One more thing as I am an extremely distinctive person

If you know me irl, do not use my irl name. As far as tumblr goes I am Ivan Sirko, my pseudonym should always be used. I am in the closet IRL especially when it comes to portions of the American government. Irl, as far as anyone with power is concerned I am a cishet male.

Again, to reiterate, my name and identity irl are not to be connected to Ivan Sirko, That One Guy on tumblr. I control personal info very tightly, and know who in my life knows what, and, if info is leaked, I will know whoever did so. I am not normally an angry or violent person, exceptions are made to those who may out me or dox me

Thank you so much for reading through this post

I love yall and enjoy the Sirkus

[foopsie-daisy]

Game of the year

[mersinia]

Tumblr posts have 3 options.

1. 0 notes. Big flop.

2. #10k (failure, you get 2k)

3. About 1000 comments and a total of 50k notes still going around while your boog is dead

[rubythecrimsonwriter]

boog

[thelockenessmonster]

Boog

[mersinia]

Don't do this.

[eikotheblue]

4. typo in the groupchat, activating the site PVP instinct

[sufficientlylargen]

Definitely gonna reboog this to put it on everyone's dooshboods.

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[iris895]

“average day on Tumblr includes 60 stabbings” factoid is actualy just a statistical error.  average day on tumblr includes 0 stabbings.  The Ides of March, which comes every March 15th and includes 23,000 stabbings of one guy is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[flying-potato2]

[cupcakeshed]

Wait what the fuck

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[boingmann]

[evilwizard]

as any good writer will tell you, there are 7 basic types of story:

rags to riches

man vs man

man vs bee

voyage to meat world

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

amateur pornography

evangelion

[evilwizard]

ive been sniped yet again

[evilwizard]

They Are Stealing My Evil Wizard Clout

[evilwizard]

thanks for the commentary you disgusting homunculus freak

[prokopetz]

As an atheist, the primary benefit of studying religions is – ironically – that it helps you stay grounded in reality. God may be fake, but religions as bodies of cultural practices are very real, and using the former as an excuse to refuse to learn about the latter means you're at constant risk of making up a guy to get mad at.

The secondary benefit of studying religions is that Roman Catholic heresies are objectively hilarious.

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine a t-rex having her very first batch of freshly hatched babies, watching keenly as they crack out of the eggs, get on wavery feet, make very clumsy first attempts to bite each other in the face, and over the course of 15 like minutes the proud first time mother goes from being overcome with pride and delight into wondering "did I do something wrong or are they supposed to be that stupid?"

[deepseasmetro]

TUMBLR USERS TOP 3 WAYS TO BE ANTI-INTELLECTUAL:

insisting pluto is or should be a planet

saying the monty hall problem is fake

rejecting rap as an artform and literary medium with deep complexity

[deepseasmetro]

psychiatry is real and depression is caused by seratonin

[lexingt0n]

What even sparked off the pluto arguments? It doesn't make any sense. Did the userbase just decided to pick a fight over a planet?

[foxgirltail]

Not a planet.

[lexingt0n]

You're right I'm sorry. I know it's a dwarf planet and I'm not gonna argue over it. It's just

So fucking dumb. It's not a planet and we've been done with this for 20 years. It's not even like Pluto is the only dwarf planet in the solar system alone

[madelinebadeline]

Why has not calling something a planet because it’s not filled so many people with existential dread? Like, honey, are you okay?

[cryonopyro]

You cannot take away Plutos planet hood from me. No matter what you say I will ALWAYS have a logical fallacy to use against you. Besides, it is a dwarf PLANET!

If a doctor says a short person is not a human would you just agree‽‽‽

NO YOU WOULDN'T! So I will not listen to the propaganda spread my these so called "Astronomers" Pluto is a planet along side other greats like Makemake, Eris, Gonggong, and even Achlys.

You should also note just how silly some of these names are "Gonggong" "Goibniu" "Gǃkúnǁʼhòmdímà" or as I like to call it "keyboard smash"

I believe you people just hate to make people sad. why not have whimsy and say Gonggong is your favorite planet.

[deepseasmetro]

you are the most insufferable fucking person ever. i hate you.

[jadeharleyinc]

"silly keyboard smash names" close! ☝️ℹ these are other people's languages

[the-haiku-bot]

“silly keyboard smash

names” close! ☝️ℹ these are other

people’s languages

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[draconym]

[pukicho]

*slaps my belly and just fucking roars

[ivansirkumcision]

Bowser fart gif

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Another mass logoff protest event on the 20th, lads. Just four days from now. 24 hours, no tumblr, you guys know the drill.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*drives my Knife Sharpening Mobile down your dash broadcasting vaguely sinister off-key ice cream truck music*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HOLIDAY DISCOUNT TO OUR FIRST 23 CUSTOMERS!

[decamarks]

[decamarks]

Why do you hate women?

[daysleftofsecondterm]

happy international women’s day on 1,049 days left