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This shit make me so fucking bitter on god

dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane

Fuck it it’s half past three Imma horny post the thought of being tossed onto a bed and sloppily making out while grinding is like peak fantasy atm

rattoes420

Top 10 posts that appeal to ME

slavery

Why my parents so old and stupid fuck off

yellahadid

“Honor your father and your mother”

slavery

“Gargle my dick and balls”

I am ovulating and desperate to be bred but like my fuckin love of my life is 400 miles away this is hell I can’t get dicked down until may

Someone vaporize me please

My man sends me videos proving he can rotate his dick 360 degrees what y’all got

The man I am dating gave me some of the polish dry soup packets his mother gave him in a care package while deployed and I’m now fuckinh addicted to polish dry soup mix this shit is fucking amazing i have 16 packets on my shelf

My post top surgery besties, I wanna write an accurate character in a manuscript I’m writing my main character is trans non-binary (genderfluid) and it’s in first person pov can y’all describe being 3-4 years post op for top surgery? Do you notice the scars? how visible are they usually at that point? any specific quirks or difficulties with them or even any funny highlights just every day things that may apply to them and shape a characters existence? Gimme details y’all are comfortable sharing! what kind of post op top surgery rep are y’all looking for

I’m trans nbi genderfluid myself but I bind tho so I just want to write a believable character and have accurate rep for a community that means so very much to me any help appreciated!!

#trans #trans nonbinary #genderfluid #writing #trans character #top surgery #help #nonbinary #trans writers #writblr #writers on tumblr #trans main character #non-binary main character #non bianry #transisbeautiful

fairycosmos

the first day of having clean hair is like woag maybe all the mental illness was imaginary

anexperimentallife

prismatic-bell

I’m 33 and American. This myth is so widespread here I didn’t know the truth until I was TWENTY-NINE. I was literally taught something similar IN COLLEGE—that the Puritans were so reactionary in America as a result of what happened to them in England. And this was in a class about the history of witchcraft accusations and the Salem witch trials. Like, we were taught that they were horrible HERE, but the narrative was still that they faced injustice in England.

This wasn’t a stupid teacher, either. She had her first doctorate and was pursuing a second. Basically everything else I learned in that class checks out. The myth just runs THAT DEEP.

dduane

Yep. :/

toskarin

“lol why are you following the boobs and ass artist” why do you think I’m following the boobs and ass artist. do you think I go to the grocery store ironically too

crabussy

hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

crabussy

PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!!!

greaterspawnislands

the funniest part of getting back into playing minecraft with friends is learning that i am the absolute worst player to go caving with. im like a toddler. you turn around for five seconds to mine some coal and ive wandered down an unseen tunnel and wound up in a whole new cave system. i need to be put on a child leash or else i will wind up 500 blocks away from you with no torches and asking for coordinates in chat bc i got lost again