FUCK YA LYFE BING BONG

small gay enby who is delusional posts hot man and shitposts

[eebygleeby]

fuck you judge my music

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the term "vegetable oil" feels threateningly nonspecific. which fucking Vegetables mate

[eebygleeby]

blahaj warning

later

you will all see my son in all his glory

[eebygleeby]

reminder to self that guinea pigs CAN FUCKING JUMP AND CLIMB THEIR CAGE

I HAVE NO IDEA WHO TAUGHT MINE HOW TO DO THAT

WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS OR SOMETHING

[eebygleeby]

I have nothing of interest to say anymore

how are you guys out there

[eebygleeby]

the only reason i am excited for my birthday

✨he✨

[eebygleeby]

ever get physically disgusted by your deadname and you have to just

take a minute to go through all the bad emotions you have

[eebygleeby]

ugh hot old men are the best

[eebygleeby]

can anyone look after my brain for a moment

just keep an eye on it, i'll be back soon.

[vib3zzw1thk1m1m1la]

Im gonna repost this forever and ever ✨

[eebygleeby]

its almost time its almost time oh boy i cant wait

SPOOKY SPOOKY SPOOKY HEHHEHEHEH

[eebygleeby]

hey i heard there was interesting mole-theme things happening

[eebygleeby]

this is me rn

my tummy hurts

[eebygleeby]

i have had enough! i cast an illusion spell!

[there is a puff of smoke and once it disappears you see me dead on the ground wearing a wizard hat]

[eebygleeby]

i have pikmin noises in my brain

it haunts my dreams and my nightmares beyond what i can comprehend.

[eebygleeby]

It looks like Silent Hill out in my area right now

like

fog has engulfed the goddamn place

[eebygleeby]

OH NO HE'S HOT