The Evilest In The Whole Wide World.

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[plomegranate]

wayyyyyy too many of yall are forgetting that forced relocation is a form of ethnic cleansing

[j6]

things in my butt story time:

the scariest thing that I put in my butthole was when I was like 14 and I put a battery in it. and you know that feeling you get when your parents are really mad at you? I felt that even though I didn’t tell them. my bussy sucked up the battery and it wouldn’t come out and I was about to cry because I thought the battery would burst inside me and my parents would find out I was gay by me laying on the bathroom floor, dead, with battery acid leaking out of my ass. but then I remembered that I can just push it out and I was home free

[wow-inchersting]

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

– Audrey Hepburn

[getthehelloutofmyroom]

[2soye-blog-deactivated20220522]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsNrA1XnaiJ/

[sistertaxon]

Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

[chisecco]

"we need weirder queers" you guys couldnt even handle asexual people in 2016 (and probably still cant handle them)

[ehmehbiri-deactivated20260227]

[doppadinha]

[yourlocalsexylibraaaa]

[eeevvviiilllooo]

OK BUT SHE IS DOING SOMETHING WITH THE NIPPLE COVERS ON THE BEACH INSTEAD OF A BIKINI FOR REAAAL, like move over milk bottle caps.

[greelin]

“i don’t like men with earrings” ok well not everything in the world is done for YOU. to cater to YOU. have you ever thought about that. Now move the fuck over

[greelin]

this post will find who it’s meant to find without any of that. Know this

[389]

Shelley Duvall and her pet lizards

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[officialgaryoak]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[trashyayo]

Children's Letters to God

[shutinthenutouse]

[middleamerica]

ph. Derek Johnston