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Eel (she/he/they) • Adult • #eelsart / #eelsfic • 99% reblogs but sometimes I draw and write • I like horses and Hermitcraft and baking • spam liking is welcome

[eelsrocket]

Whirlwind, Chapter 2: Party Animal

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: M/M

Relationships: Jimmy | Solidarity/TangoTek, Jimmy | Solidarity & TangoTek, Minor or Background Relationship(s)

Characters: TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), Jimmy | Solidarity, Hermitcraft Ensemble, Empires SMP Ensemble

Additional Tags: Storm Chasing, Alternate Universe - Real World, Not RPF, Age Difference, Only 7 years tho, Slow Burn, Natural Disasters, Car Accidents, World's Worst Meetcute, Like congrats guys that's the worst anyone's ever done it, Strangers to Friends to Lovers, Not Beta Read, Other Additional Tags to Be Added

Words: 4,538

“Is that them?!” Martyn exclaims. He rolls down the window and sticks his head out. “Oi! You there!” Cleo squeals and veers into a parking spot as fast as she can, barely stopping the car before she and her wingman are leaping out. An unfamiliar voice hails, “Dudes! You made it!” Oh, great. More excitement. Hooray. OR To his chagrin, Tango meets the rest of the friend group while his concussion pain worsens.

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[meatsound]

bigs my me at you

[lylahammar]

We’ve found a new game

[gelphienation]

and you know what? Maybe I do tag my “blorbos” in a lot of random people’s unrelated posts but I’ve never tagged a man in a post about a woman. Which is why unlike a lot of other people I’m still going to heaven

[moveslikekeithrichards]

cars need extra signals that mean specific things like "i did not mean to do that" or "the cop is gone now can you please pick up the fucking pace"

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[dogpuppy]

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[2percentsugar]

does anyone else remember being a hapless american child looking at the prices of books on the inside flap and wondering. do we just hate canadians? this book is $8 here and $13 there, that feels..... mean somehow

[goldensunset]

has anybody else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? that’s pretty problematic of the author

[baejax-the-great]

Truly, deeply not into this need to diagnose anyone with academic interests as autistic

[txttletale]

tumblr recommending communities to you is an awesome way to discover a constant stream of new and exciting groups of 30 to 200 people you Dont want to meet ever

[speedlimit15]

I kinda witch sponge bob was here

[targetedknowledge]

[clonepa3]

ladies and slenderman

[intriga-hounds]

oliver taste testing the birthday cake

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight