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now I’m curious, what’s everyone’s dead wife url mine is assbuttsinburgatory

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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a past url is kind of like a dead wife
now I’m curious, what’s everyone’s dead wife url mine is assbuttsinburgatory
*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st
youtube link
Our time is now. The inaugural season of the WPBL begins August 1st, 2026.
website
I think this is so cool and it's awesome they're streaming games for free! I also think it's incredible that this picture is the one they used to advertise the opening day. It's like those videos where someone threatens the camera while their partner shows off their collection of rocks they found.
I go outside regularly
no you don't
okay fine I go outside weirdly
Meanwhile, via Bluesky...
(See also the video here from ITN.)
They'll charge you a very reasonable (outrageous) fee for their simplest protection charm. Deal?
i’m aiming for a slow life, a boring life. monotasking, chasing stillness, locking the fuck out
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Almost 57 years ago!
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Keep 'em guessin'
2014 average url: tumblring-in-the-tardis
2026 average url: weemp
My illustrations the most based poem about tigers by Nael, age 6
Every time I read it I feel space inside my chest expand in very *emotion* way.
if it’s your birthday: happy birthday
if it’s not your birthday: reflect on why that is. 👆🏽
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no weed for me thanks i just want to cough loud as fuck with you