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charlesoberonn

Mammu! Finius and Ferbingetorix built Rome in a day!

charlesoberonn

asphor

I feel like this also implies that rome is somehow being destroyed by the end of the day

charlesoberonn

The Emperor Constantine loves Finius and Ferbingetorix's "New Rome" so much that he makes it his new capital and names it after himself.

asphor

Yeah that checks out.

What's the doofenschmirtz contraption/scheme of the day?

charlesoberonn

Doofenric the Ostrogoth (insert jokes about his daughter Vanessa being "Goth" but in the modern sense) invented a City-Mover-Inator to move Rome across the Danube so his Germanic confederation could sack it.

Thankfully, Agent Pericles stops him by redirecting the Inator to Finius and Ferbingetorix's New Rome instead, moving it to the Bosphorus.

charlesoberonn

While Pericles and Doofenric are fighting over the controls of the Inator, it gets accidentally changed to paint remover mode and then fired at a random direction.

Somewhere nearby a painter just finished coloring the statue of the emperor when suddenly all the paint gets removed.

Painter: Aw...

Painter, giving it a second look: Hmmm... 🤔

charlesoberonn

Candysseia: What animal even is Pericles?

Finius: We named it "platypus", meaning flat-foot.

Ferbingetorix: On account of his feet being flat.

Candysseia: And where did he come from?

Febingetorix: We have no earthly idea.

charlesoberonn

Doofenric the Goth: Pericles the- wait, what animal even are you, Agent Pericles?

Pericles: *hands him papyrus*

Doofenric: *reading* A "platypus", meaning flat-foot... oh, on account of your feet being flat!

charlesoberonn

[post-credits scene]

Doofenric: Wait, you know a platypus named Pericles, too? Is every platypus named Pericles?

Ferbingetorix: As far as we know, yes.

pixiecaps

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

othernaut

As the Backrooms continues to eat box office, I have come to endure a terrible premonition: Some overmoneyed someone, somewhere, scouring the internet for collaborative fiction to filmify and coming to a desperate conclusion - to actually make Goncharov.

This can't happen. We need to make this not happen. We need to throw our bodies in the gears. We need to join focus groups and tank every suggestion until they're spending more money on drawing boards than they project to ever earn. We need to leak stills and mock them. If there's even a hint of an LLM Pacino, we need to map it onto an Overwatch mesh and make explicit gay fetish porn out of the thing.

They're never going to understand why we make things. They'll never understand why we don't charge for it. They're going to treat this democratization of creativity the same way OpenAI treated AO3 - delicious free content for the machine, yum yum yum. They're not going to get the joke.

If you don't want your mom to spend $28 on a movie ticket, come home, and derisively ask, "So this is what you think is so funny?" Then we have to uproot this as soon as we see it sprout.

i-am-a-fish

I hope you get your favorite food this week and your favorite drink and your favorite 2k dollars

i-am-a-fish

I'm sorry there's no magic in this post I'm just talking. I hope good stuff happens to people online I hope good things happen to all of us

catsoverloaded

A black dragón floating above the clouds

themediocrehuman

So others need not squint to read “On March 11, 889 CE, 17 year-old Emperor Uda wrote: ‘On the 6th day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwasahi. The color of its fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long. In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back. When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. you cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were a circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds. By nature, it stalks birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.’”

aropride

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

bladespark

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

atwotonedbird

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

ofools

not gonna say it again!!!!

a BOG is a wetland that is acidic

a FEN is a wetland that is alkaline

vampireapologist-archive-deacti

FINALLY someone said it!!!!!!!

quasi-normalcy

a SWAMP is a wetland whose vegetation consists of trees or other woody plants

a MARSH is a wetland with other forms of vegetation

lesbianshepard

#A LITTLE LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

villainessbian

a MANGAL is a swamp whose soil concentrates high amounts of salt and very low amounts of oxygen, supporting little else than mangrove trees

a PEATLAND is a wetland whose soil concentrates decaying organic matter, becoming peat

big-smiling-monkey

Oh yeah baby, keep coming at me with watery environmental states

awritersbro

@wickedcriminal

inaturalist-unofficial

xiiidarkside

hammerhome

manchineel perfec t place for rest under in rain

i-wear-the-cheese

shade very Soft and Comfort human sleep soundly put human under Manchineel Tree. Put Human Under Manchineel Tree. no problems ever under mancchineel tree because good Taste and Sweet fruit for tired hungry human. Amanchineel Tree yes a place for a human put human under manchineel tree can trust manchineel for giveing good shelter to human. friend manchineel

brothwizard

I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS GETTING SO MANY iNAT NOTIFICATIONS

Hi this was my post on inaturalist when I went to Barbados w my mom (she licked it too. We are both still alive)

It tasted genuinely great, like green apple and red plum with a bit of chayote and a nutty almond flavour. Our mouths/tongues went numb and swelled up a lil. We took an antihistamine and gargled sea water for two hours and were fine after, but yeah definitely a really stupid thing to do, would not recommend poisoning yourself and your mom abroad.

neatoburrito12threeto

My name is Mesperyian Goncharov, I have eyes the color of the sky and shoelaces I stole from the president.

kosmogrl

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

ilynpilled

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

pulim-v

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever