Who put you on the planet!?

shuriken-stinkbomb's mun doing stuffs when not online on her ask blog.

[petscop]

lets give a moment of thanks for the random guy outside scotts house

[jerk-jock]

When you draw the pose just right

[seeraphine]

For real tho

[motherchuckerr]

Blarney the Singing Sea Serpent.

[whitegenocidereturns]

I saw a post w/this as a reaction image but it’s funnier by itself

[ask-thecrimsonreaper]

[iguanamouth]

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

[iguanamouth]

9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

[banterbears]

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

[iguanamouth]

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

[iguanamouth]

hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

[iguanamouth]

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

OH

HOLY PISSING HELL

MY CHILD

[6937652]

IGUANA WHY

[alloverthegaf]

You live in Australia, right?

Haha what how does everyone keep guessing that

[painstation-deactivated20181026]

[slimeandsensitive]

Don’t shop at Game Stop during April… They’re supporting Autism $peaks.

[snailchimera]

Oh. Joy. http://finance.yahoo.com/news/gamestop-partners-autism-speaks-autism-140428640.html

[phantoms-lair]

Okay, please don’t boycott GameStop. Corporate will not understand why you’re doing this and blame the employees for failing to drum up business.

Instead, go as you usually do, decline to make a donation, and do that little website survey almost everyone ignores. That survey is your voice to corporate. Tell them using that why you don’t approve of Autism Speaks, perhaps suggest better charities to follow. Let them know that if they continue to support this organization, they’ll lose business.

[rattlecat]

Guys, as someone who has family members that work at Gamestop, please do not STOP shopping at Game Stop. Just avoid the donation and educate others not to accept the donations. Employees get their asses handed to them the less sales they make, which can result in termination or a severe lack of work hours. Please do not boycott the company.

[rpdofficer]

Yeah Hi hello.

Actual worker here.

We’ve had zero, ZERO say in what we support from a store level. We’re just told what signage to put up and when.

Not once, however, have I asked anyone if they want to donate to AS. I don’t think it’s right. I’ve explained why to my co-workers and they too stopped asking.

There is zero reprimand for not getting donations.

There is me losing my work hours to my store for not making sales goals, however.

Now, about the survey. The store reads the comments, corporate…kinda doesn’t most of the time. the DMs will confront stores if they get bad reviews.

IF YOU LEAVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK HOWEVER THAT IS VERY, VERY BAD FOR THE STORE. DO NOT LEAVE NEGATIVE FEEDBACK FOR SOMETHING THE STORE HAD NO SAY IN. PLEASE. EMPLOYEES WILL BE REPRIMANDED FOR IT. 

CONTACT CORPORATE DIRECTLY VIA CUSTOMER SERVICE EMAILS, SOCIAL NETWORKS, AND PHONE NUMBERS.

DO NOT RUIN A PERSONS JOB THAT THEY HAD NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER OF.

[skylandersacademy]

Superchargers concept art by Dave Philips.

[yiffmaster]

question

what the fuck is leo the lion and why can’t i find anything about it on youtube

[yiffmaster]

[yiffmaster]

the subtitles are just a part of the movie and they’re always different from the spoken dialogue

[yiffmaster]

there isn’t even any spoken line here they just wrote this in

[nmzuka]

the subtitles arent even the weirdest part tho?? like

I dont have enough screencaps to really show how crazy this movie is but yeah

seriously if you have Netflix watch it

[kittensinsocks24]

Other notable points:

There’s basically no background???

At one point there’s a really loud unexplained midi horn noise and I don’t know why

The narrator seems really out of place like he talks 24/7 in scenes that clearly should have quiet??

They are NOT lying the subtitles are like a completely different script, including paraphrasing and name changes, almost all of which matches up better with the lips than the current audio

Some background monkeys have rasta hats on… it is neither addressed nor explained

The proportions are so weird… it makes me feel unclean all the lions are so unbalanced and sharp and lanky

vaguely sexual elephant cuddling

“that night was filled with…(sultry voice shift) such promise”

elephant wife calls elephant husband daddy

villain elephant is accompanied by radical public-domain guitar tunes

newborn babies can speak full sentences

One motherfucker doing the extra voice in the jungle fire scene is so disinterested in comparison to the rest, i feel his pain, he is me

Antelope suggests they will be safe in The Heart Of The Jungle ™ when the jungle is completely on fire

There’s a song at one point did I mention that

The antelope has dentures, no this is never explained either

I swear to god the voice of the elephant twins is so familiar who is it

ITS FUCKKKI N G DEBI DERRYBERRY

IM ONLY 40 MINUTES IN WH Y IS THER MROE

ITS FROM 2013 AND YET I CAN FIND NEXT TO NOTHING ON IT LIKE ANYWHERE???

[jncos]

i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america

[jncos]

i want to shop here

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

What do your k-marts look like then

[jncos]

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

is that fucking real omfg. It’s so clean

[jncos]

it varies a little from store to store but basically

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

American hell Kmart’s are PvP enabled zones it’s like the “The Purge” of capitalism

[saccharinesylph]

Not gonna lie, when I was told to go shop at KMart in Australia I thought people wanted me to die

[blackcatprocessional-deactivate]

I thought KMart went out of business.

[magic-retina-deactivated2017100]

Nah, it’s still around, but here in the US it’s somewhat like the Dollar Store and a bad thrift shop had a kid. These ones in Australia are a trip. I remember when we used to shop at KMart and it was on par with Target in terms of niceness. o_o

[blazepress]

[zoomine]

A floating dome to let fish take a look outside the pond.

[aklhf939u3-deactivated20150730]

[reallymadscientist]

A lot of people are asking why I’m painting spiders. It’s because I’m currently running an experiment where I have two males, one infected and one healthy, courting one female simultaneously (to see whether she will choose the healthy male over the sick one). I have to mark them with paint to keep track of which male is which. You can see the little paint dots on their back.

[quirkybiochemist]

I really want to know the outcome

[reallymadscientist]

Well I’ve run about 10 trials so far, and I can tell you that anecdotally, the males are more interested in courting each other than in courting the female. Definitely not what I was expecting…

[cthuloops]

THIS JUST IN: gay spiders confirmed by science

[speciesofleastconcern]

go girl

[mugges]

compilation of all my draw the squads

[thirdchildart]

Doommates warmups today.! Hero, Villain, Minion and a special appearance by Sergeant Nejim (who didn’t sign up for ANY of thissss!) 

[weirdmageddon]

2016 election

[bashreblog]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

“you wanna turn around and say that to my fuckin face asshole”