*Off-key Kazoo*

🇨🇦she/her ~ 26 ~ 🩷💜💙 ~ Really random assortment of posts so good luck 💖hockey, f1, movies, books, literally whatever whenever💖

[theshewriter]

Being a writer is more about googling words to make sure they absolutely mean what you always assumed they meant than simply writing.

[formerlyluckymanticore]

pros of having a large vocabulary: many words i know

cons of having a large vocabulary: many words i only know the vibe for

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[writingdose]

insane to me how, to some people, this is not a common sense

[threefates]

i have a severe case of wanting to escape society to go live in a gothic castle by the sea

[rimouskis]

happy pride to the nhl player who was preparing to come out and changed his mind. I hope he's happy and loved.

[redstonedust]

my aunt is watching some generic daytime tv talkshow and the hosts are very cheerfully going "yknow this AI thing isnt actually as cool as i thought it was- i keep noticing the google overview getting facts wrong! isnt that weird?" and its very funny watching regular middle aged people finally catch on. we did it lads it took long enough.

[syrenki]

there is something within me that i would like removed

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[deathgasmic]

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

[teddywesworl]

can’t believe they’re not giving out the stanley cup this year. yeah it’s just cancelled

[kosmogrl]

[aidashakur]

there's not a single casual bone in my body. everything means something to me

[amonetttt]

literally

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[martypantone]

If I were an NHL star, I would secretly teach myself to do one figure skating jump sequence really well just to have up my sleeve for a game changing celly. Like how fucking demoralizing would it be if you got scored on by Alex Bump and then he landed a perfect double toe double axel, you know???

[kosmogrl]

everything is changing and maybe that’s okay