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@efae-official
Welcome
/Hello there. You are now in my domain, so listen up~/
/I’m the boss around here, Lily, though you can call me Karma, hehe./
\I am Kenjo.\
{H-hi, I’m Daisy, Lily’s wife, ehehe.} /And you’re damn beautiful/
/Now, while I may own a crime syndicate, I do not tolerate any bigots who think less of others. TERFs? Dead meat. Anti-LGBT+? You’ll die where you stand. Pedos? You don’t want to know. Now that all that’s cleared up, welcome. Make yourself at home, hehehe~/
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Now hold on-
You heard her!
I don't want to look cis i want to look hot
i wanna be so hot you second guess your sexuality
{Lily is really cute. Just had to put that out there}
{Little know fact, my cute wife is really good at RPG’s, and I don’t mean the explosive kind}
/Hmph. So what/
/Arson is fun/
whether you need my protection or not, I will always be nearby. I didn't get the nickname "Bullseye" for nothing, you know -affection anon
/And I didn’t get the name Karma for nothing. WAIT NO-/
I won’t question your past, after all, I have my fair share of secrets as well
/Curious. You intrigue me a ton~/
anyway, someone’s approaching you on your 4, they don’t appear to be armed, but their left hand is hidden by their jacket
/Bold of you to assume I hadn’t noticed darling~/
I wasn’t assuming you hadn’t noticed, it’s just common courtesy to alert others (at least where I’m from)
/Now, you might wanna check your 8/
give it a second *a large explosion can be heard* I didn’t even try to hide the claymore
/Which explosive did you use?/
solid nitroglycerin, unstable, but effective when used correctly
*a resounding gunshot is heard* the suspect on your 4 pulled a gun, they’ve been terminated
/Hmm, nice. I haven’t personally used it, I like sticking to overcharged C4. And thanks, not that the bullet would’ve reached me./
C4 in general feels a little overrated to me. Sure, it’s a lot more flexible in its usage, but the blast is a little underwhelming. There’s no rush of air as the shockwave expands, there’s no 10 foot fireball, and there’s quite a bit less destructive power
/Which is why I overcharge it, so it creates a nice sized explosion. Though if I need something bigger, I have others/
either way, I have too much extra nitro to not use it. Seriously, I have over 40 gallons of the stuff, not to mention that it doubles in volume when solidified
*four quick pistol shots can be heard* it seems the second one noticed the claymore, I’m kind of impressed
*Despite her bright outfit, she manages to slip out of sight* /Ah, it wouldn’t be a Tuesday without someone trying to kill me, hehe~/
welp, I’m gonna pack up my stuff and head to HQ, see you there
/See you/
What do y’all look like? - Moss anon
(Lily is 5′8″, light skin, blue eyes, and pink hair)
(Kenjo is 6′4″, also light skin, brown eyes, and black hair)
(Daisy is 5′4″, tan skin, brown eyes, and hazel hair)
whether you need my protection or not, I will always be nearby. I didn't get the nickname "Bullseye" for nothing, you know -affection anon
/And I didn’t get the name Karma for nothing. WAIT NO-/
I won’t question your past, after all, I have my fair share of secrets as well
/Curious. You intrigue me a ton~/
anyway, someone’s approaching you on your 4, they don’t appear to be armed, but their left hand is hidden by their jacket
/Bold of you to assume I hadn’t noticed darling~/
I wasn’t assuming you hadn’t noticed, it’s just common courtesy to alert others (at least where I’m from)
/Now, you might wanna check your 8/
give it a second *a large explosion can be heard* I didn’t even try to hide the claymore
/Which explosive did you use?/
solid nitroglycerin, unstable, but effective when used correctly
*a resounding gunshot is heard* the suspect on your 4 pulled a gun, they’ve been terminated
/Hmm, nice. I haven’t personally used it, I like sticking to overcharged C4. And thanks, not that the bullet would’ve reached me./
C4 in general feels a little overrated to me. Sure, it’s a lot more flexible in its usage, but the blast is a little underwhelming. There’s no rush of air as the shockwave expands, there’s no 10 foot fireball, and there’s quite a bit less destructive power
/Which is why I overcharge it, so it creates a nice sized explosion. Though if I need something bigger, I have others/
either way, I have too much extra nitro to not use it. Seriously, I have over 40 gallons of the stuff, not to mention that it doubles in volume when solidified
*four quick pistol shots can be heard* it seems the second one noticed the claymore, I’m kind of impressed
*Despite her bright outfit, she manages to slip out of sight* /Ah, it wouldn’t be a Tuesday without someone trying to kill me, hehe~/
whether you need my protection or not, I will always be nearby. I didn't get the nickname "Bullseye" for nothing, you know -affection anon
/And I didn’t get the name Karma for nothing. WAIT NO-/
I won’t question your past, after all, I have my fair share of secrets as well
/Curious. You intrigue me a ton~/
anyway, someone’s approaching you on your 4, they don’t appear to be armed, but their left hand is hidden by their jacket
/Bold of you to assume I hadn’t noticed darling~/
I wasn’t assuming you hadn’t noticed, it’s just common courtesy to alert others (at least where I’m from)
/Now, you might wanna check your 8/
give it a second *a large explosion can be heard* I didn’t even try to hide the claymore
/Which explosive did you use?/
solid nitroglycerin, unstable, but effective when used correctly
*a resounding gunshot is heard* the suspect on your 4 pulled a gun, they’ve been terminated
/Hmm, nice. I haven’t personally used it, I like sticking to overcharged C4. And thanks, not that the bullet would’ve reached me./
C4 in general feels a little overrated to me. Sure, it’s a lot more flexible in its usage, but the blast is a little underwhelming. There’s no rush of air as the shockwave expands, there’s no 10 foot fireball, and there’s quite a bit less destructive power
/Which is why I overcharge it, so it creates a nice sized explosion. Though if I need something bigger, I have others/
whether you need my protection or not, I will always be nearby. I didn't get the nickname "Bullseye" for nothing, you know -affection anon
/And I didn’t get the name Karma for nothing. WAIT NO-/
I won’t question your past, after all, I have my fair share of secrets as well
/Curious. You intrigue me a ton~/
anyway, someone’s approaching you on your 4, they don’t appear to be armed, but their left hand is hidden by their jacket
/Bold of you to assume I hadn’t noticed darling~/
I wasn’t assuming you hadn’t noticed, it’s just common courtesy to alert others (at least where I’m from)
/Now, you might wanna check your 8/
give it a second *a large explosion can be heard* I didn’t even try to hide the claymore
/Which explosive did you use?/
solid nitroglycerin, unstable, but effective when used correctly
*a resounding gunshot is heard* the suspect on your 4 pulled a gun, they’ve been terminated
/Hmm, nice. I haven’t personally used it, I like sticking to overcharged C4. And thanks, not that the bullet would’ve reached me./
whether you need my protection or not, I will always be nearby. I didn't get the nickname "Bullseye" for nothing, you know -affection anon
/And I didn’t get the name Karma for nothing. WAIT NO-/
I won’t question your past, after all, I have my fair share of secrets as well
/Curious. You intrigue me a ton~/
anyway, someone’s approaching you on your 4, they don’t appear to be armed, but their left hand is hidden by their jacket
/Bold of you to assume I hadn’t noticed darling~/
I wasn’t assuming you hadn’t noticed, it’s just common courtesy to alert others (at least where I’m from)
/Now, you might wanna check your 8/
give it a second *a large explosion can be heard* I didn’t even try to hide the claymore
/Which explosive did you use?/
whether you need my protection or not, I will always be nearby. I didn't get the nickname "Bullseye" for nothing, you know -affection anon
/And I didn’t get the name Karma for nothing. WAIT NO-/
I won’t question your past, after all, I have my fair share of secrets as well
/Curious. You intrigue me a ton~/
anyway, someone’s approaching you on your 4, they don’t appear to be armed, but their left hand is hidden by their jacket
/Bold of you to assume I hadn’t noticed darling~/
I wasn’t assuming you hadn’t noticed, it’s just common courtesy to alert others (at least where I’m from)
/Now, you might wanna check your 8/
whether you need my protection or not, I will always be nearby. I didn't get the nickname "Bullseye" for nothing, you know -affection anon
/And I didn’t get the name Karma for nothing. WAIT NO-/
I won’t question your past, after all, I have my fair share of secrets as well
/Curious. You intrigue me a ton~/
This guy made an account for this
/And?/
whether you need my protection or not, I will always be nearby. I didn't get the nickname "Bullseye" for nothing, you know -affection anon
/And I didn’t get the name Karma for nothing. WAIT NO-/
I won’t question your past, after all, I have my fair share of secrets as well
/Curious. You intrigue me a ton~/
anyway, someone’s approaching you on your 4, they don’t appear to be armed, but their left hand is hidden by their jacket
/Bold of you to assume I hadn’t noticed darling~/
whether you need my protection or not, I will always be nearby. I didn't get the nickname "Bullseye" for nothing, you know -affection anon
/And I didn’t get the name Karma for nothing. WAIT NO-/
I won’t question your past, after all, I have my fair share of secrets as well
/Curious. You intrigue me a ton~/
How did Kenjo and Lily meet?
/We were both in a bad place, and ran into each other. We stayed together for a bit, and I helped him find an important family memento, after which he pledged to be with me for life./
\That is indeed what happened\
