There isn't a target I can't hit

You so much as THINK of hurting Karma, Kenjo, or Daisy, I will blow your brains out. Understood?

[p0tato-kn1shes]

I want to make a clown character

[affection-anon-asks]

ok, then do it

[p0tato-kn1shes]

OH GOD IT'S ME

[affection-anon-asks]

seriously, why are you talking to yourself?

[p0tato-kn1shes]

@tomshypeman MOMMM HELPP

[tomshypeman]

@affection-anon-asks

*uses mom voice*

Who are you and why are you messing with my son?!

[affection-anon-asks]

._.

[tomshypeman]

I didn't stutter! Now who are you?

[affection-anon-asks]

a person...?

[tomshypeman]

That's not what I meant and you know it! Now give me a name!

[affection-anon-asks]

affection

[tomshypeman]

You want me to believe that you are my son? Then tell me something that only my son would know about me.

[affection-anon-asks]

I never claimed to be your son, all I said was that my name is affection

[tomshypeman]

Then does that mean that your stealing my sons identity? Cause if so then that is not a nice thing to do.

[affection-anon-asks]

No, it’s just my name, I’m not trying to steal anyone’s identity

[tomshypeman]

Okay if you say so. Then why are you messing with my son then?

[affection-anon-asks]

I dunno

[tomshypeman]

Well that isn't nice at all. So go apologize right now.

[affection-anon-asks]

...ok

sorry about messing with you, affection

[p0tato-kn1shes]

It's ok =D

[affection-anon-asks]

thanks

have a great day

[p0tato-kn1shes]

I want to make a clown character

[affection-anon-asks]

ok, then do it

[p0tato-kn1shes]

OH GOD IT'S ME

[affection-anon-asks]

seriously, why are you talking to yourself?

[p0tato-kn1shes]

@tomshypeman MOMMM HELPP

[tomshypeman]

@affection-anon-asks

*uses mom voice*

Who are you and why are you messing with my son?!

[affection-anon-asks]

._.

[tomshypeman]

I didn't stutter! Now who are you?

[affection-anon-asks]

a person...?

[tomshypeman]

That's not what I meant and you know it! Now give me a name!

[affection-anon-asks]

affection

[tomshypeman]

You want me to believe that you are my son? Then tell me something that only my son would know about me.

[affection-anon-asks]

I never claimed to be your son, all I said was that my name is affection

[tomshypeman]

Then does that mean that your stealing my sons identity? Cause if so then that is not a nice thing to do.

[affection-anon-asks]

No, it’s just my name, I’m not trying to steal anyone’s identity

[tomshypeman]

Okay if you say so. Then why are you messing with my son then?

[affection-anon-asks]

I dunno

[tomshypeman]

Well that isn't nice at all. So go apologize right now.

[affection-anon-asks]

...ok

sorry about messing with you, affection

[p0tato-kn1shes]

I want to make a clown character

[affection-anon-asks]

ok, then do it

[p0tato-kn1shes]

OH GOD IT'S ME

[affection-anon-asks]

seriously, why are you talking to yourself?

[p0tato-kn1shes]

@tomshypeman MOMMM HELPP

[tomshypeman]

@affection-anon-asks

*uses mom voice*

Who are you and why are you messing with my son?!

[affection-anon-asks]

._.

[tomshypeman]

I didn't stutter! Now who are you?

[affection-anon-asks]

a person...?

[tomshypeman]

That's not what I meant and you know it! Now give me a name!

[affection-anon-asks]

affection

[tomshypeman]

You want me to believe that you are my son? Then tell me something that only my son would know about me.

[affection-anon-asks]

I never claimed to be your son, all I said was that my name is affection

[tomshypeman]

Then does that mean that your stealing my sons identity? Cause if so then that is not a nice thing to do.

[affection-anon-asks]

No, it’s just my name, I’m not trying to steal anyone’s identity

[tomshypeman]

Okay if you say so. Then why are you messing with my son then?

[affection-anon-asks]

I dunno

[p0tato-kn1shes]

I want to make a clown character

[affection-anon-asks]

ok, then do it

[p0tato-kn1shes]

OH GOD IT'S ME

[affection-anon-asks]

seriously, why are you talking to yourself?

[p0tato-kn1shes]

@tomshypeman MOMMM HELPP

[tomshypeman]

@affection-anon-asks

*uses mom voice*

Who are you and why are you messing with my son?!

[affection-anon-asks]

._.

[tomshypeman]

I didn't stutter! Now who are you?

[affection-anon-asks]

a person...?

[tomshypeman]

That's not what I meant and you know it! Now give me a name!

[affection-anon-asks]

affection

[tomshypeman]

You want me to believe that you are my son? Then tell me something that only my son would know about me.

[affection-anon-asks]

I never claimed to be your son, all I said was that my name is affection

[tomshypeman]

Then does that mean that your stealing my sons identity? Cause if so then that is not a nice thing to do.

[affection-anon-asks]

No, it’s just my name, I’m not trying to steal anyone’s identity

[p0tato-kn1shes]

I want to make a clown character

[affection-anon-asks]

ok, then do it

[p0tato-kn1shes]

OH GOD IT'S ME

[affection-anon-asks]

seriously, why are you talking to yourself?

[p0tato-kn1shes]

@tomshypeman MOMMM HELPP

[tomshypeman]

@affection-anon-asks

*uses mom voice*

Who are you and why are you messing with my son?!

[affection-anon-asks]

._.

[tomshypeman]

I didn't stutter! Now who are you?

[affection-anon-asks]

a person...?

[tomshypeman]

That's not what I meant and you know it! Now give me a name!

[affection-anon-asks]

affection

[tomshypeman]

You want me to believe that you are my son? Then tell me something that only my son would know about me.

[affection-anon-asks]

I never claimed to be your son, all I said was that my name is affection

[p0tato-kn1shes]

I want to make a clown character

[affection-anon-asks]

ok, then do it

[p0tato-kn1shes]

OH GOD IT'S ME

[affection-anon-asks]

seriously, why are you talking to yourself?

[p0tato-kn1shes]

@tomshypeman MOMMM HELPP

[tomshypeman]

@affection-anon-asks

*uses mom voice*

Who are you and why are you messing with my son?!

[affection-anon-asks]

._.

[tomshypeman]

I didn't stutter! Now who are you?

[affection-anon-asks]

a person...?

[tomshypeman]

That's not what I meant and you know it! Now give me a name!

[affection-anon-asks]

affection

[p0tato-kn1shes]

I want to make a clown character

[affection-anon-asks]

ok, then do it

[p0tato-kn1shes]

OH GOD IT'S ME

[affection-anon-asks]

seriously, why are you talking to yourself?

[p0tato-kn1shes]

@tomshypeman MOMMM HELPP

[tomshypeman]

@affection-anon-asks

*uses mom voice*

Who are you and why are you messing with my son?!

[affection-anon-asks]

._.

[tomshypeman]

I didn't stutter! Now who are you?

[affection-anon-asks]

a person...?

[p0tato-kn1shes]

I want to make a clown character

[affection-anon-asks]

ok, then do it

[p0tato-kn1shes]

OH GOD IT'S ME

[affection-anon-asks]

seriously, why are you talking to yourself?

[p0tato-kn1shes]

@tomshypeman MOMMM HELPP

[tomshypeman]

@affection-anon-asks

*uses mom voice*

Who are you and why are you messing with my son?!

[affection-anon-asks]

._.

[p0tato-kn1shes]

I want to make a clown character

[affection-anon-asks]

ok, then do it

[p0tato-kn1shes]

OH GOD IT'S ME

[affection-anon-asks]

seriously, why are you talking to yourself?

[p0tato-kn1shes]

I want to make a clown character

[affection-anon-asks]

ok, then do it

[efae-official]

whether you need my protection or not, I will always be nearby. I didn't get the nickname "Bullseye" for nothing, you know -affection anon

/And I didn’t get the name Karma for nothing. WAIT NO-/

[affection-anon-asks]

I won’t question your past, after all, I have my fair share of secrets as well

[efae-official]

/Curious. You intrigue me a ton~/

[affection-anon-asks]

anyway, someone’s approaching you on your 4, they don’t appear to be armed, but their left hand is hidden by their jacket

[efae-official]

/Bold of you to assume I hadn’t noticed darling~/

[affection-anon-asks]

I wasn’t assuming you hadn’t noticed, it’s just common courtesy to alert others (at least where I’m from)

[efae-official]

/Now, you might wanna check your 8/

[affection-anon-asks]

give it a second *a large explosion can be heard* I didn’t even try to hide the claymore

[efae-official]

/Which explosive did you use?/

[affection-anon-asks]

solid nitroglycerin, unstable, but effective when used correctly

*a resounding gunshot is heard* the suspect on your 4 pulled a gun, they’ve been terminated

[efae-official]

/Hmm, nice. I haven’t personally used it, I like sticking to overcharged C4. And thanks, not that the bullet would’ve reached me./

[affection-anon-asks]

C4 in general feels a little overrated to me. Sure, it’s a lot more flexible in its usage, but the blast is a little underwhelming. There’s no rush of air as the shockwave expands, there’s no 10 foot fireball, and there’s quite a bit less  destructive power

[efae-official]

/Which is why I overcharge it, so it creates a nice sized explosion. Though if I need something bigger, I have others/

[affection-anon-asks]

either way, I have too much extra nitro to not use it. Seriously, I have over 40 gallons of the stuff, not to mention that it doubles in volume when solidified

*four quick pistol shots can be heard* it seems the second one noticed the claymore, I’m kind of impressed

[efae-official]

*Despite her bright outfit, she manages to slip out of sight* /Ah, it wouldn’t be a Tuesday without someone trying to kill me, hehe~/

[affection-anon-asks]

welp, I’m gonna pack up my stuff and head to HQ, see you there

[efae-official]

/See you/

[affection-anon-asks]

*radio static*

[efae-official]

whether you need my protection or not, I will always be nearby. I didn't get the nickname "Bullseye" for nothing, you know -affection anon

/And I didn’t get the name Karma for nothing. WAIT NO-/

[affection-anon-asks]

I won’t question your past, after all, I have my fair share of secrets as well

[efae-official]

/Curious. You intrigue me a ton~/

[affection-anon-asks]

anyway, someone’s approaching you on your 4, they don’t appear to be armed, but their left hand is hidden by their jacket

[efae-official]

/Bold of you to assume I hadn’t noticed darling~/

[affection-anon-asks]

I wasn’t assuming you hadn’t noticed, it’s just common courtesy to alert others (at least where I’m from)

[efae-official]

/Now, you might wanna check your 8/

[affection-anon-asks]

give it a second *a large explosion can be heard* I didn’t even try to hide the claymore

[efae-official]

/Which explosive did you use?/

[affection-anon-asks]

solid nitroglycerin, unstable, but effective when used correctly

*a resounding gunshot is heard* the suspect on your 4 pulled a gun, they’ve been terminated

[efae-official]

/Hmm, nice. I haven’t personally used it, I like sticking to overcharged C4. And thanks, not that the bullet would’ve reached me./

[affection-anon-asks]

C4 in general feels a little overrated to me. Sure, it’s a lot more flexible in its usage, but the blast is a little underwhelming. There’s no rush of air as the shockwave expands, there’s no 10 foot fireball, and there’s quite a bit less  destructive power

[efae-official]

/Which is why I overcharge it, so it creates a nice sized explosion. Though if I need something bigger, I have others/

[affection-anon-asks]

either way, I have too much extra nitro to not use it. Seriously, I have over 40 gallons of the stuff, not to mention that it doubles in volume when solidified

*four quick pistol shots can be heard* it seems the second one noticed the claymore, I’m kind of impressed

[efae-official]

*Despite her bright outfit, she manages to slip out of sight* /Ah, it wouldn’t be a Tuesday without someone trying to kill me, hehe~/

[affection-anon-asks]

welp, I’m gonna pack up my stuff and head to HQ, see you there

[efae-official]

whether you need my protection or not, I will always be nearby. I didn't get the nickname "Bullseye" for nothing, you know -affection anon

/And I didn’t get the name Karma for nothing. WAIT NO-/

[affection-anon-asks]

I won’t question your past, after all, I have my fair share of secrets as well

[efae-official]

/Curious. You intrigue me a ton~/

[affection-anon-asks]

anyway, someone’s approaching you on your 4, they don’t appear to be armed, but their left hand is hidden by their jacket

[efae-official]

/Bold of you to assume I hadn’t noticed darling~/

[affection-anon-asks]

I wasn’t assuming you hadn’t noticed, it’s just common courtesy to alert others (at least where I’m from)

[efae-official]

/Now, you might wanna check your 8/

[affection-anon-asks]

give it a second *a large explosion can be heard* I didn’t even try to hide the claymore

[efae-official]

/Which explosive did you use?/

[affection-anon-asks]

solid nitroglycerin, unstable, but effective when used correctly

*a resounding gunshot is heard* the suspect on your 4 pulled a gun, they’ve been terminated

[efae-official]

/Hmm, nice. I haven’t personally used it, I like sticking to overcharged C4. And thanks, not that the bullet would’ve reached me./

[affection-anon-asks]

C4 in general feels a little overrated to me. Sure, it’s a lot more flexible in its usage, but the blast is a little underwhelming. There’s no rush of air as the shockwave expands, there’s no 10 foot fireball, and there’s quite a bit less  destructive power

[efae-official]

/Which is why I overcharge it, so it creates a nice sized explosion. Though if I need something bigger, I have others/

[affection-anon-asks]

either way, I have too much extra nitro to not use it. Seriously, I have over 40 gallons of the stuff, not to mention that it doubles in volume when solidified

*four quick pistol shots can be heard* it seems the second one noticed the claymore, I’m kind of impressed

[efae-official]

whether you need my protection or not, I will always be nearby. I didn't get the nickname "Bullseye" for nothing, you know -affection anon

/And I didn’t get the name Karma for nothing. WAIT NO-/

[affection-anon-asks]

I won’t question your past, after all, I have my fair share of secrets as well

[efae-official]

/Curious. You intrigue me a ton~/

[affection-anon-asks]

anyway, someone’s approaching you on your 4, they don’t appear to be armed, but their left hand is hidden by their jacket

[efae-official]

/Bold of you to assume I hadn’t noticed darling~/

[affection-anon-asks]

I wasn’t assuming you hadn’t noticed, it’s just common courtesy to alert others (at least where I’m from)

[efae-official]

/Now, you might wanna check your 8/

[affection-anon-asks]

give it a second *a large explosion can be heard* I didn’t even try to hide the claymore

[efae-official]

/Which explosive did you use?/

[affection-anon-asks]

solid nitroglycerin, unstable, but effective when used correctly

*a resounding gunshot is heard* the suspect on your 4 pulled a gun, they’ve been terminated

[efae-official]

/Hmm, nice. I haven’t personally used it, I like sticking to overcharged C4. And thanks, not that the bullet would’ve reached me./

[affection-anon-asks]

C4 in general feels a little overrated to me. Sure, it’s a lot more flexible in its usage, but the blast is a little underwhelming. There’s no rush of air as the shockwave expands, there’s no 10 foot fireball, and there’s quite a bit less  destructive power

[efae-official]

whether you need my protection or not, I will always be nearby. I didn't get the nickname "Bullseye" for nothing, you know -affection anon

/And I didn’t get the name Karma for nothing. WAIT NO-/

[affection-anon-asks]

I won’t question your past, after all, I have my fair share of secrets as well

[efae-official]

/Curious. You intrigue me a ton~/

[affection-anon-asks]

anyway, someone’s approaching you on your 4, they don’t appear to be armed, but their left hand is hidden by their jacket

[efae-official]

/Bold of you to assume I hadn’t noticed darling~/

[affection-anon-asks]

I wasn’t assuming you hadn’t noticed, it’s just common courtesy to alert others (at least where I’m from)

[efae-official]

/Now, you might wanna check your 8/

[affection-anon-asks]

give it a second *a large explosion can be heard* I didn’t even try to hide the claymore

[efae-official]

/Which explosive did you use?/

[affection-anon-asks]

solid nitroglycerin, unstable, but effective when used correctly

*a resounding gunshot is heard* the suspect on your 4 pulled a gun, they’ve been terminated

[efae-official]

whether you need my protection or not, I will always be nearby. I didn't get the nickname "Bullseye" for nothing, you know -affection anon

/And I didn’t get the name Karma for nothing. WAIT NO-/

[affection-anon-asks]

I won’t question your past, after all, I have my fair share of secrets as well

[efae-official]

/Curious. You intrigue me a ton~/

[affection-anon-asks]

anyway, someone’s approaching you on your 4, they don’t appear to be armed, but their left hand is hidden by their jacket

[efae-official]

/Bold of you to assume I hadn’t noticed darling~/

[affection-anon-asks]

I wasn’t assuming you hadn’t noticed, it’s just common courtesy to alert others (at least where I’m from)

[efae-official]

/Now, you might wanna check your 8/

[affection-anon-asks]

give it a second *a large explosion can be heard* I didn’t even try to hide the claymore

[efae-official]

whether you need my protection or not, I will always be nearby. I didn't get the nickname "Bullseye" for nothing, you know -affection anon

/And I didn’t get the name Karma for nothing. WAIT NO-/

[affection-anon-asks]

I won’t question your past, after all, I have my fair share of secrets as well

[efae-official]

/Curious. You intrigue me a ton~/

[affection-anon-asks]

anyway, someone’s approaching you on your 4, they don’t appear to be armed, but their left hand is hidden by their jacket

[efae-official]

/Bold of you to assume I hadn’t noticed darling~/

[affection-anon-asks]

I wasn’t assuming you hadn’t noticed, it’s just common courtesy to alert others (at least where I’m from)