I Still Get Up At 2 Am To Go Directly Back To Bed

Just call me Clod 21 year old They/She/It Non-binary, Demi-lesbian, and also very normal about robots

[carcrash-ventass]

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https://linktr.ee/clodinator

I may be a terminal Homestuck, but I'm a huge fan of Transformers and Splatoon. The Crow Strider AU also gives me unbelievable amounts of artist envy so there's that.

The only real tag I have for things is #clodinator, and that's just any standalone post or comment I leave on a post.

Scalemate comms

Chained

Homestuck fanventure staring a bunch of bird people and some carapacians running amuck. It shifts authorship every week so we're never quite sure where it'll go. I'm the one you'll usually find making the [S] pages.

Our group Tumblr is @chainsmithsnackmix

Ultrastuck

The efforts of the machines to invade hell have The machines efforts to invade hell have gone astray, resulting in cross-dimensional Skaian portals opening up to Earth and Alternia. This is mostly an excuse for me to make fun pairings, but I'll make some lore as we go.

Oh, and I guess I have this one too: My current fursona, lets see how long this one lasts. :]

Previous versions below:

Nix V2: on standby

Nix V1: Reformated

Unnamed Authorbird: Evolved into their own character

Dawn: Not a fur, but I still use her for Homestuck RP

Azbrug: My wet rat who I have trapped in my basement.

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[chessb0r3d]

What??

[chessb0r3d]

[chessb0r3d]

[chessb0r3d]

Sarcasm.

[chessb0r3d]

[chessb0r3d]

This is hopeless.

[chessb0r3d]

IT WAS FUCKING

HORRIBLE

[infectiouspiss]

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

[thegenderdruid]

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[karnalesbian]

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

[parmashaun]

[karnalesbian]

[atompalace-official]

wash him he smely

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[ubercharge]

after i finished this i paused and thought i don't have the heart to eat these women. but maybe you do. if you're hungry

[bonesbeetle]

i love when SCP photos are clearly just taken by the author. ohhh fuck it's the some-guy-in-his-shower entity!!

[riverofavon]

This is one of my favourites. Like. That is just a sphynx cat with a swirl filter. Kitty :)

[buniix3]

i still have hope he'll win look at that crowd

[batmanbeyondrocks]

Black Menswear modelled by Black Men

Creative Director Rock Mitchell

[kowabungadoodles]

[headspace-hotel]

The dude in bright orange with the orange umbrella that looks like a peacocks tail.... FAVE

[radioactive-leopard]

Something by I love about Black Menswear is how they’re not afraid of color and personality. It’s not just the same boring black or blue suit jacket every time. It’s also just very dapper.

[headspace-hotel]

YESSS i especially love the florals...

[johnnysmissingass-deactivated20]

😭😭😭

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

793.85

card tricks

[kaida427]

what's the dewey decimal number for foreskin. coward

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

611.642

the prepuce (aka foreskin)

is a simple "please" too much to ask?

[kaida427]

prostrating myself at your feet for my lack of composure thank you for your wisdom

[your-dewey-decimal-number-is]

179.92

forgiveness

[segamascott]

[fuckaspunk]

For context, this is Jewish actor Miriam Margolyes. A self-identified dyke,she was professor sprout in the harry potter movies but she's been extremely prolific over five decades. She's pro trans and pro Palestinian.

[wolfsteax]

Never forget how she went and spoke to trans women / trans fems and when she said something that was ignorant (she mentioned the expectation for them to shave), she listened when they corrected her and apologized immediately. Then, when the group explained how they express gender, she went "I understand" and continued to listen and learn.

She's always one of my favorite examples of someone with celebrity status retaining humanity and speaking up for minorities.

I didn't know she was pro Palestine until now, so that makes me even happier to hear.

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i was playing undertale and i got to the snowy area and it was mostly the same but papyrus was replaced with this new character Prunsel.

Prunsel’s sprite was a high-contrast black and white photorealistic eyeball, roughly twice as big as papyrus, and looking directly at the viewer. whenever Prunsel “spoke”, the music completely cut out and instead of text it was an ominous red glow emanating from the text box

[squeakitties]

[anonmous-offical]

THE ORIGINAL?!?

[daylights-rain]

alright. i have to ask. what does "thagomizer" mean

Congrats on being one of today's lucky 10,000!!! Reference for that just in case

THAGOMIZERS

Here's an instructional guide for you:

First, basically its the spikey bits of a dinosaur's tail that can be used as a weapon. This would be on stegosaurus-like dinosaurs.

these bad girls right here. Ok?

you see these things? incredible weapons.

But here's the thing, they didn't really have a formal name for a while. until of course your boy Gary Larson came along and made this:

And thus, the term "thagomizer" was coined and it has been adopted as an anatomical term.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thagomizer

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[infestuous]

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

[mistresssheo]

Tja

Found here 🦋

[translating-german-to-english]

Depending on context:

* well then.

* ain't nothing you can do about it.

* well how about that then.

* you brought that upon yourself dude.

* it is what it is.

* that was completely to be expected.

* told you so.

[translatingpoststogerman]

Je nach Kontext:

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

* tja.

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

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