Allthethingsthatmatterthemost

My blog is super random and probably not that good, but if you follow my boyfriend, @gain-of-function, you're sure to find something better.

[thecollectibles]

Art by YuCong Tang

[wertley]

[sharkfinsoap]

[officialgaryoak]

[seawitchkaraoke]

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

[quendergeer]

[professorsparklepants]

– Aang after getting slightly too drunk at the 5 year anniversary of Zuko’s coronation

[newyorkkiss]

girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)

[2000three]

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

[cazort]

I love how every time I log on, this site attains new levels of heresy. I can't wait to see what is next.

[berniesrevolution]

Chris Hedges on America entering the “Trump Phase” of late capitalism

[marinella-ela]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I bet that feels so good

[theehorsepusssy]

[characterlimit]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[identifyingbirdsinposts]

Purple Starling

[xylophonicsynapse]

[animentality]

[chillyfeetsteak]

[skeezels]

Chalk is squids road.

[communismlives]

[dftea]

OK, but this is particularly cool because the A303 is the road that goes past Stonehenge.

Maybe they moved those rocks with giant squid 👀

[catchymemes]

[lazyloanshark]

Yeah I'm not letting this stay in the tags. Your thoughts are on my blog now

[seerya]

[catchymemes]

[raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon]

[shianu]

There is this medieval book with the recipe to make rats

And the recipe is basically something like: left a bag of grain alone in a dark basement for a week, after a week you will enter and have rats.

Spontaneous generation is great

[sacred-portal]

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[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

(X)

[shamebats]

[elodieunderglass]

Oh that immediately and insufferably makes me want to write an experimental fic that uses different coding/formatting specifically to play with the problem. Oh it would be SO obnoxious

[only-book-lovers-left-alive]

Designating a space is handy in sign language, but if you’re ever talking about a LOT of people or things, you can also assign them to a finger in a numbered list. Not good for extended discussions of actions or conversations, (academic lectures get a lot of use out of list classifiers), but it DEFINITELY has its uses.