Prehistorian

“The beauty of artifacts is in how they reassure us we’re not the first to die.”    

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The lack of icons is real. Looks like I am going to have to go through the manga ~ Ahh well <3 Anything for the bae. 

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Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

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Random Sentence Starters #1

"It smells loud."

"Blue is not a flavor!"

"I found a butcher knife in the bathroom."

"Did it seem kinda haunted in there?"

"I think I know how to use a bed."

"If I wake up in the morning and I'm dead... Wait."

"Because people stupid."

"I'm better than Google!"

"______ is my lovely person that I love."

"A thing of Cheez Whiz just exploded on me!"

"Cheese in a can sounds awesome!"

"Bow to your evil robot queen!"

"Those cookies though."

"WHAT is Velcro made out of?!"

"Someone's channeling their inner ______ over there."

"For the last time, I did not explode!"

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Random Sentence Starters #1

"It smells loud."

"Blue is not a flavor!"

"I found a butcher knife in the bathroom."

"Did it seem kinda haunted in there?"

"I think I know how to use a bed."

"If I wake up in the morning and I'm dead... Wait."

"Because people stupid."

"I'm better than Google!"

"______ is my lovely person that I love."

"A thing of Cheez Whiz just exploded on me!"

"Cheese in a can sounds awesome!"

"Bow to your evil robot queen!"

"Those cookies though."

"WHAT is Velcro made out of?!"

"Someone's channeling their inner ______ over there."

"For the last time, I did not explode!"

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send me “have you evers” and I can only reply with “yes” or “no”

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Icebreakers I

"Excuse me, but you’ve got a little something on your face there."

"Well... this is awkward."

"I guess this is the part where we shake hands and say 'nice to meet you', right?"

"I've seen you here before, but I guess I just never had the courage to say hello before."

"I'm so excited to finally meet you in person! I've always dreamed of this."

"Sorry, but, um... am I the only one confused here? Why hasn't anyone else showed up?"

"Watch out!"

"Am I dead? Are you an angel?"

"Okay, okay, listen. I miiiiight have had a little too much, and I miiight need someone to help me get home. You look trustworthy, so let's go."

"I'm sorry--please, can you help me?"

"I look forward to working with you."

"I look forward to serving you."

"Stay still! I'm trying to stop the bleeding!"

"I'm not trying to be nosy or anything, but... I've been seeing you here a lot lately, always by yourself. I just wanted to say, if you have anything on your mind, I'd listen."

"Um, I know you don't know me, but I think what you did back there was very brave."

"Some weather we're having, huh?"

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Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing

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Party - Edition {Sentence Starters}

"Do you recognize anyone?"

"Alright, who cut the cake already?!"

"You actually got a DJ?"

"May I have this dance?"

"Well, I think they're drunk."

"This party's amazing!"

"Hey! Let's have a helium voice contest!"

"Can I get you a drink or something?"

"I wanted a balloon."

"Turn up the music! I love this song!"

"Aren't these streamers a bit much?"

"I said you could invite one person. ONE."

"I think it's time for presents!"

"Are they really gonna dance on the table?"

"Why are there so many people here?"

"I don't feel so good. Where's the bathroom?"

"Did you want a balloon?"

"Could you grab me a drink?"

"Maybe I should have stayed home."

"Did you get a piece of cake?"

"Where should I put the gifts?"

"I am not nearly drunk enough yet."

"People are gonna be here any minute!"

"I don't recognize anyone here."

"This is the weirdest theme for a party I've ever seen."

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Send (╯°□°)╯ for my muse’s reaction to yours punching out someone who was flirting with them!

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My muse just did something stupid that almost got them killed. Yell at them.

Or, inversely, send me a & and my muse will react to yours doing something stupid that almost got them killed.

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Icebreakers I

"Excuse me, but you’ve got a little something on your face there."

"Well... this is awkward."

"I guess this is the part where we shake hands and say 'nice to meet you', right?"

"I've seen you here before, but I guess I just never had the courage to say hello before."

"I'm so excited to finally meet you in person! I've always dreamed of this."

"Sorry, but, um... am I the only one confused here? Why hasn't anyone else showed up?"

"Watch out!"

"Am I dead? Are you an angel?"

"Okay, okay, listen. I miiiiight have had a little too much, and I miiight need someone to help me get home. You look trustworthy, so let's go."

"I'm sorry--please, can you help me?"

"I look forward to working with you."

"I look forward to serving you."

"Stay still! I'm trying to stop the bleeding!"

"I'm not trying to be nosy or anything, but... I've been seeing you here a lot lately, always by yourself. I just wanted to say, if you have anything on your mind, I'd listen."

"Um, I know you don't know me, but I think what you did back there was very brave."

"Some weather we're having, huh?"

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Some Cute Sentence Starters

"I'm sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes"

"You're beautiful, you know that?"

"If I could, I would kiss away all your scars"

"You're all I've ever wanted"

"You're...magnificent"

"I think I might be falling in love with you"

"Everything about you can be described in one word. Perfect"

"My life would be so boring if you weren't in it"

"I have something to say. Three words, eight letters. I...got food."

"Your lips look so soft. I could kiss them all day long"

"We should get a puppy!"

"We should get a kitten"

"He/She is nothing compared to you"

"I need to choose a pet name for you. Any ideas?"

"I hate seeing you unhappy so now I'm going to do everything I can to cheer you up. Even if it means making a fool of myself"

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Send me “It's okay,” for my muse to react to your muse wrapping their arms them and telling them this.

Or send me, “Am I going to be okay?” for my muse to wrap their arms around your muse and comfort them.

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My muse is sleeping at the bar, an empty drink in their hand. How do you wake them up?

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Send me "۩ " for my muse's reaction to the news of being told yours has been in a horrific accident with reportedly no survivors, then to find they defied the odds, and that night show up at the doorstep with nothing but some bumps, bruises, cuts, and scrapes.

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Send "You are really warm.." for my muse's reaction to yours suddenly crawling over them and laying on my muse, while my muse happened to be lying on their back...

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"Stop being so -" finish it in my ask.