you don't know me

Elizabeth & Effy 18. Senior. Baizen. "All your girlfriends are wasted. They need it, they chase it. Face it. You want it, you crave it. Believe when I say that you'll know once you taste us."

[effybaizen]

coolcat-caisson‌:

Before Caisson could even respond to that, Effy’s lips were back on his, however, that didn’t stop the absolutely sinful moan from escaping him. Caisson didn’t exactly want for many things- his parents provided him with everything before he even had a chance to ask for it and the girls he seduced were always fun for a night or two, but there was always something lacking. He bored easily. Everyone was too predictable and there simply was no thrill in chasing any of them.

But Elizabeth Baizen…

His back was pressed up against the wall, but he flipped them around with ease, practically slamming her back upon the wall in his haste. His lips parted from hers, only for him to work his way down her jaw and to her neck. It was frantic- desperate. He was back on her lips before they had really even had the chance to breathe. Caisson didn’t want for anything, but god, he wanted her. He needed her.

Caisson had pretty much known Elizabeth his whole life and all this time he had had her pegged as an angel- a little princess that could do no wrong. She had always been cute- Caisson would never deny that- but she was tame. The most exciting thing about her had been the fact that she was his best friend’s sister.

He hadn’t paid enough attention and he would never make that mistake again.

“Who the hell are you?” His voice was hushed- breathless- as he pulled away to speak for the briefest of moments before his lips collided with hers again.

The Hannah Montana-esque life Elizabeth Baizen was living hadn’t had a hiccup yet. Unsurprisingly so, of course, because it was easy to hide things from two parents when all of their already lacking attention was primarily taken up by their trouble making sons and equally as havoc-wrecking friends. If she kept her cashmere cardigan buttoned to the tippy top, oh the things Effy could get away with. And she had done well at keeping both lives separate so far, only a handful of people knowing what she got up to when things went bump in the night. Less than she could count on one hand, even.

The risk of exposing all the progress presented itself in the package of Caisson Andrews. Of course she’d steal a glance at him here and there growing up, but there had never been anything terribly exciting about high school boys to her all this time. Yet here she stood, letting both lives meld into one as her lips melted against his so effortlessly, even their breaths falling into perfect sync. Perfect. Not a word she ever used.

“Wouldn’t you like to know?” A smirk danced across her lips, Tom Ford’s latest color smeared in an unladylike fashion. She rose to the tips of her toes, which didn’t take much effort in the platform shoes she’d worn for the 90′s event, and pressed a pair of lips to his earlobe, “Wouldn’t you like to make a mess of me?”

[effybaizen]

“Did you ever find that piece of yours that went missing at my birthday event?”

[effybaizen]

coolcat-caisson‌:

“You think I’d really need to escape from you?” He moved back towards her, not fully seeing her, but finding enough light to make out the faintest silhouette. “Caught me.” Caisson joked as he raised his hands up into the air, “You going to go tell daddy on me?”

Feeling her finger on his chest, Caisson’s smirk returned and he allowed her to back him up against the nearest surface. Was this really happening? Was Elizabeth Baizen really speaking to him like this? He was usually very good at reading people, but the lack of light was making it incredibly difficult for him. No matter what though, Caisson couldn’t deny that he was suddenly finding himself very attracted to his best friend’s sister. He exhaled a small laugh- the words ‘fuck it’ crossing his mind- as he grabbed her by the back of the neck and her waist, pulling her roughly to his lips.

A hand flew to the back of his head instantly, thin fingers threading so easily into his hair, and also keeping Caisson planted against her lips with no excuse to back off just yet.

Time became foggy and it was easy to become unaware of with a sheet of darkness settled around them. The only thing Effy was able to fixate on was the taste of his tongue and the sounds of their hurried breaths melding into one. A gasp broke the surface moments later, swollen lips lingering to his as she spoke words she was sure he’d never thought he’d ever hear. Exactly how she preferred it.

“There’s only one daddy who will know about this.”

And came another deep kiss.

[thfallennangel]

[effybaizen]

walker-on-sunshine‌:

“It’s getting a little old though. I mean, Gossip Girl. The blasts. … Don’t you think?”

“You’ve gone rogue on us all, Jesse. I’m proud.” Still Elizabeth nodded. “She’s never written a single thing about me. I’m either incredibly boring or possibly know her. She’s gone soft on a few of us. Look into those kinds of leads, won’t you?”

[effybaizen]

archibaldgoldenboy‌:

“In my experience, that’s the only thing that Gossip Girl has ever been out for. Did you get that text from Jesse Walker too?”

“Jesse is also out for blood.” Effy confirmed, reading the text messag again. “Perhaps not blood. Hopefully answers. For the sake of everyone. Wouldn’t it be great if it all just stopped? My track record’s fine, but if I had seen another thing about my brothers I would have hired a private investigator myself. I’m relieved my hands won’t be getting dirty, though. Thank you, Jesse, for that.”

[effybaizen]

hunky-huntzberger‌:

“Exciting, isn’t it? She already has at least one foolish do-gooder riled up,” William grinned, waving his phone which held that text message from Jesse Walker. “So noble. Do you think he realised he most likely just messaged the very one he plans to take down?”

Entertained by William’s perception of the text, Effy couldn’t help but softly laugh in agreement, “Although tipped off, I’m sure Gossip Girl’s scared, too. Has anyone ever really threatened her authority? I know I’d be shaking in my flats and caught off guard, at least a little. Frightened people usually throw others under the bus to protect themselves. Meaning, I would hold those secrets of yours tight, Will. She’d do anything to stay hidden.”

[effybaizen]

“Brutal. She’s out for blood now.”

[effybaizen]

mr-baizen:

              I move out to Williamsburg and nek minnit someone’s robbing the elite. Hell, the elite are robbing the elite.

“Big brother!”

“What a time for your face to arrive, at the mention of stealing."

[girlcraft]

[effybaizen]

Heads up, lovely peoples <3 Effy’s gotten a facelift and a little bit of a fresher background to get my mojo back. She’s now the adopted Baizen middle child. It was a healthy adoption, pursued by two parents who really wanted a daughter. I’d say she was adopted when she was younger, probably around two years old (and probably after Lucas, her younger brother, was born). It’s weird to even call them her adoptive parents, you know? They’re just her parents. So anyways, this would be common knowledge on the Upper East Side (and really not a scandal oops sry lol). 

Thanks for reading (’:

[effybaizen]

At the #springfling event, Elizabeth has chosen the codeword "XOXO Gossip Girl". What she doesn't know just yet is that her match is also known as: Felicity Sanderson!!

“Happy birthday to me. Hopefully.”

[effybaizen]

walker-on-sunshine:

Psh, you stop! If anyone is making anyone swoon today, it’s Elizabeth Baizen. You look amazing! I’ll be genuinely shocked to my core if there’s not a birthday cake somewhere in this room especially for you.

And if my younger brother has anything to do with a cake for me, I half expect a stripper to be jumping from it. So let’s, for the moment, pretend no such cake exists.

[effybaizen]

jcohan:

Even if you have said it before, it’s always nice to get a compliment from the effy baizen. My words are just the truth, but you are welcome. Well old men like that can have a difficult time readjusting, you know. Wow, you’re really in the spirit of the day. I like it. Then I hope your carefree day goes just as you plan.

Tell me Jackson, why’d you come today? What’s your hope for the codewords?

[effybaizen]

walker-on-sunshine:

[ Completely ignoring whatever Mr. Kensington had just said about Elizabeth Baizen’s shoulders and, generally, his whole presence- Jesse swooped onto the scene to twirl her around just a little. ] Does someone have a birthday today?

Happy birthday, Elizabeth!

Oh Jesse. Stop before you make me swoon like everybody else. 

[effybaizen]

serecvdw:

Your shoulders? Oh my god, why? They’re great shoulders, and not even particularly scandalous. Well, he might be on his way to catch a horse and buggy back to Ohio now that you’ve scared him off.

Don’t worry about it, I thought it was funny. And I don’t exactly know any Amish people to get offended by it, so. You’re fine. Thanks, so do you. Yellow is definitely your color.

Yellow certainly draws in more attention than I thought it would. [ Effy knew exactly what it’d do, of course ] I’m willing to take bets the attention is stolen once our matches are revealed. I know this is supposed to be positive and all, but I can’t help but think the wrong couple of people are about to be forced around Manhattan together.

[effybaizen]

jcohan:

Effy, the yellow on yellow bandage dress, perfect birthday outfit. Regardless of Mr. Kensington’s opinion. Not to mention, happy 18th, welcome to the adult crew.

Jackson, if I’ve never said it before, allow me to say it now-- You are such a gem. Thank you for your kind words. Old men like that aren’t going to ruin my day, thankfully. I’m sure nothing will. I don’t even mind who I get paired with for the event. I recommend a carefree day a year for everyone. It helps with your sanity.