~Muh Silmarlis~

✨I write murder in sparkles✨

[egaliteliberte3-0]

The third official EgaliteLiberte blog!

[symphonyofsilence]

Tiny Arwen : so where is your dad, Ada?

Elrond : uh...well...you see that star up there? That's my father.

Tiny Arwen :*looks at him with a sympathetic face* oh...Ada...listen...there's no easy way to say this...but...I think that's just...something they told you to make it easier for you to cope with...with your loss...when you were a child...i'm sorry...but I think It's time for you to face the truth.

[oldybazi-deactivated20231028]

[silmaspens]

Starting off 2022 with a little Beren & Luthien embrace

[sauronnaise-deactivated20260515]

Námo: If you disobey once again...

Fëanor: Yeah, what are you gonna do? Threaten me?

Námo: I'm gonna tell Vairë.

Fëanor: So what?

Námo: She's gonna tell your mother.

Fëanor: Please don't.

[faustandfurious]

*slaps Silmarillion* this bad boy can fit so many fucked up sibling dynamics in it

[the-quiet-fire-of-defiance]

And of course, the notable case of fucking sibling dynamics.

[oleskyfm]

[oleskyfm]

[clouds-of-wings]

[the--evil-lesbian]

Lord of the Rings would have been way shorter if they just kept all the hobbits on one of these

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[pulpwrit3r]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[recently-reanimated]

Wow this is so interesting. I never knew this.

[cannibalchicken]

[bogleech]

Sometimes they eat sand dollars : )

[poondragoon]

Sharks have 10-20 times the bite force of a human.

A sand dollar test has roughly twelve times the crushing strength of a Pringle. QED, a shark may indeed experience the crispness of a Pringle.

[repurposedmeatlocker]

Lucky 13, unlucky 13. No matter your superstitions, what is the 13th song on your spotify wrapped? 

[smilingdawn]

"I'm too hot" Tolkien Elves edition

if you get the joke with Feanor, Maedhros, Gil Galad, and Fingolfin we're officially friends now no take backs

[lindirs-gaze]

which tolkien character has the fattest ass

[gay-pippin]

[owny-chan]

kind of a milf. reblog

[egaliteliberte3-0]

Silmarillion Characters as Weird Photos I found on Pinterest (Part 1)

[doodlesofmairon]

Angbang Headcannon!

Mairon decides to dye his hands black to match Melkor’s

He shows them to Melkor full of pride, because the dye really hurt a lot

 and for a whole minute Melkor stays silent

This was a mistake 

Mairon gets kind of nervous

Melkor starts crying (idk, so dark lords cry?)

But then Melkor is like, “That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me!” (but like, Dark Lord style)

:)