christmas rapoff with sawtooth and davesprite (feat. tavros)
AT: tINKERBULL, gONNA RING HIS BELL, bRINGING THE LEAVINGS IN, bUT THEY KINDA SMELL, bUT WE'RE GONNA DECORATE, iT'LL LOOK SO SWELL, wAS THE BEST 12TH PERIGEE'S EVE, bEFORE i FELL, SAWTOOTH: Was what I processed rap. Is that what just entered my audio steam. DAVESPRITE: yo dirks robot DAVESPRITE: you up for a rapoff then SAWTOOTH: My uptime for rap is 100%. DAVESPRITE: lay down a beat bro im ready for this AT: *he starts to lay down a beat for the two of them. No way was he gonna challenge both*
(davesprite, tavros, didn't get a tumblr off sawtooth but if it's you lemme know)
AT: bOXANDCATSANDBOXANDCATSANDBOXANDCATSANDBOXANDCATSAND *say it out loud totally sounds good*
DAVESPRITE: alright bro move out of the way and listen up cause im here to say those rhymes youre spitting you cant make this shit up now i hope youre all sitting your gonna want to get a close up now i know that technically that didnt even rhyme but who the hell cares im the fucking knight of time so sit down shut up you cant even compete by the time im done here and my job is complete youre better off just sitting out you dont know what im on about theres no doubt youre gonna pout dont let the big man see you or youre gonna just be screwed cause hell put you right on the naughty list and come christmas morning all youll be is pissed youll pay the fucking toll all youre gonna get is coal
DAVESPRITE: *makes vaguely challenging gestures at sawtooth*
SAWTOOTH: LEVEL ONE
SAWTOOTH: Coal? I'll gladly take it. Give it all, I'll up and rake it. A bed of ignition is about to get light, brighter than any knight, got me a wish'in on a star, this ain't no shiny new car, we're on a trip to Mars and you're about to burn up in the atmosphere reentry. It's elementry. My iridium plating can take the baking and when we land, you'll be scattered across the land, burnt ash. Check me out, not a scratch.
DAVESPRITE: while i cant deny youre pretty fly (for a metal guy) i have to say youd better pray you see the day that santas sleigh will come your way cause youll have to pay- are you getting this down its not just a threat its a fact of life so yeah youd better motherfucking sweat although as a metal guy thats not really feasible everyone all be confused its pretty inconceivable i have to admit that while youve got the reccomended sass theres no way youll ever make up for your severe lack of class im sorry bro but your programmings not up to par rappings a thing you do its just not who you are
SAWTOOTH: Best put your money where your mouth is. My circuitry is frozen dairy. A blizzard upon those unwary. Notes I got are from the god of Tech Hop, the Supreme Ice Cream. I've got more moves than Crush Groove and twice the mobility. Best get some ice to sooth your wound as the only threats you pose are derisory.
DAVESPRITE: i dont know about you but im willing to make a truce how about a compromise i think i could hypothesise that you might just oxidise if you dont prioritise and you think you monopolise but trust me ill capitalise this guy barely qualifies and sure it could be dramaticised but lets just economise and cease to improvise
SAWTOOTH: I'll take your surrender under consideration, run it by the administation. I hear your plea for adoration, but frankly its ill due. Let me crank it up to an adequate level, I agree I've been acting unprofessional, its almost bad enough to be on Comedy Central, prepare yourself for
SAWTOOTH: LEVEL TWO
DAVESPRITE: well im glad youre going to get up and stop fucking around because i swear until now youve been worse than that clown and let me tell you his rhymes arent even sick theyve got full medical insurance and hes just a dick but im getting off the topic so ill jump back on track you see the thing here is bro that youve got a severe lack of talent that you just cant repair but hey dont give up theres no need for despair youre just built that way and theres nothing you can do you just have to accept that all your attempts fall right through give up now youre still not even a rival even with every time you bump yourself up a level you still cant compare i fucking swear go find some stairs to topple the fuck down after my hyperbolic smackdown
SAWTOOTH: Oh now you're on the end of yo rope, ain't no one call this bot Shaggy2dope. This is an uphill battle, and it ain't I's thats climbin the slope. Where do you get off reading your raps off of TVTropes? Claiming superior on rehash? Pathetic. Don't pull your lines out of the trash, we're on different metrics. I'm cookin' with somethin potent, straight from the distillary. Smells like win, contains no sin, and noted to claim a lesser man's virility.
DAVESPRITE: first of all i have to say your grammars atrocious you like to think youre a big guy by acting ferocious but come on you cant just spit out a load of pop culture and expect that to be enough its audio torture how about you just admit that you cant hope to succeed let alone win this shit is fucking decreed by a higher power looking down and saying youre crap its word of god bro youll only get a golf clap so basically what im trying to say is that you should sit down and stay
