Egg With Legs

Thick thighs save lives, they are red cross certified.

[egg-w-leg]

Henseforth his name is Garfield.

[egg-w-leg]

My son has graced the world with his presence for the first time

[frog4703]

When it’s 12am and you are bored just draw eggs with leggysss!!!!

[egg-w-leg]

Absolutely beautiful

[egg-w-leg]

I’ve been seeing a lot of egg hate lately and all I can say is I don’t associate myself with the fake Rabbit man.

[proceleon]

Someone forgot their egg.

[egg-w-leg]

:(

[majortvjunkie-deactivated201305]

L is for the way you look at me

[majortvjunkie-deactivated201305]

O is for the only one I see

[majortvjunkie-deactivated201305]

V is very very extraordinary

[chainsawpunk]

Egg

[egg-w-leg]

- “Mom? Dad?”

[snuppie]

imagine, if you will: a mouse wearing a little hat

[egg-w-leg]

She doesn’t have a hat... yet

[shittycryptids]

A wolf in cheap clothing.

[egg-w-leg]

I had to

[egg-w-leg]

Tonight Axelia, my sweetheart rat died.

She was a sweet girl who loved cuddles, treats, and was gentle, she never bit me even when I was new and scary, I loved her with my entire heart.

Rest In Peace Axel, I love you.

[egg-w-leg]

Y’all am I a rat blog now? Is this my life?

[egg-w-leg]

Sweet babies snuggling up in their tube <3

[dankmemeuniversity]

[egg-w-leg]

Oh no

[egg-w-leg]

You guys like baby rats huh? You want more pictures of baby rats? Well I do to but unfortunately they’ve got the zoomies

[sexceptionul]

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

[thedanliest]

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

[outtelligent]

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

[faeirytale]

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

[natalie-as-herself]

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

[aika-chan01]

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

[nonextistentttttt-deactivated20]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

[danqueray-deactivated20200703]

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

[josephdreemuur-moved]

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

[pepoluan]

Always Reblog. You might actually Save a Life!!

[not-mary-sue]

Is there away to do this on mobile?

[mutxnts]

Yep! Go to your blog (click the little person in bottom right) > click the gear icon in top right > general settings > scroll down a bit until you see the help button

[ti-bae-rius]

Reblogging because it’s important and also because now we have mobile instructions x

[unapologetically-queer-deactiva]

This post may be triggering to others, but it is very important!

[ask-baldi-and-other-characters]

Never past this post!

[egg-w-leg]

Baby rats have begun to open their eyes!!!

[egg-w-leg]

Me walking on the empty pool deck after everyone else is gone:...Sees puddle....stomp

[snuppie]

*unfurls my proboscis bc I’m happy to see you* :~

[egg-w-leg]

*Raises booper snoot in greeting* -•-

[snuppie]

WHO IS THE BABY PLEASE

[egg-w-leg]

HER NAME IS MAIZE (LIKE CORN) AND SHE IS A BABY RAT! I DID A SMOL PHOTOSHOOT WITH HER TODAY WHEN I WAS CHECKING ON HER!

I DONT BREED RATS BUT THE RAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS WAS PREGANT.

(She has a black spot on her white tummy but I can’t get it cause she flips over to quickly)

[snuppie]

Please tell her she has my sword

[egg-w-leg]

She acknowledges this But prefers snuggles and headboops.