mmhmm

[dogpuppy]

[theehorsepusssy]

[ingydars]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

[manisthebastard]

for a second i thought you meant foundation like, a building foundation. not makeup

[cognitohazardous]

God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth are building something great and terrible on the edge of town

[maykitz]

[hokkotarumae]

starting a collection

[throathole]

If I was in a dead wife montage I would be farting in those white sheets

[woodmeat]

To assume twin to dig in their own butt is an act that bemoans the inherent selfishness of man. I, a real humanitarian, beseech you to spread that butt twin, and I shall dig in it for you

[dogpuppy]

[iguessthatcuntgettingeaten]

Throwback to the funniest message I've received in my life

[dogpuppy]

[norahsdove]

Well I'll be the first to say that I have two nostrils AND one big hole

[gil-estel]

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

[gil-estel]

bonus:

[saltfromyoureyes]

genuinely how life feels post ep 4

[cheddar-baby]

*eating a ploughmans lunch* so, how long until it kicks in?

[deeps-repus]

These pickled onions ain't shit

Me 5 minutes later:

[lesbiangiratina]

I almost said “this is knocking me up” to something that Amused me. I really dont know what i was even trying to say

[lesbiangiratina]

That was pretty funny. Im pregnant, with laughter. Can you say that again?

[gabriestat]

this is the first tweet to make me laugh in a long while. real

[vee-dmsr]