EGG PAWN

Hey i just found tumbler on my database! neat!

[eggpawn-mk1]

can we make a petition so nintendo stops canceling fan games and instead helps and works with the makers?

[eggpawn-mk1]

this and the yokai watch one came from something i heard where the company behind yokai watch canceled and shut down a fan project to make yokai watch ports of 2 and 3 to the switch and 4 to wester localization

[eggpawn-mk1]

hey so… what if shadow crystals let darkners seen irl and not in there dark world, and are given to insane goofy guys, like jevil or spamton, who already are at there lowest

if gerson got one, i think he still wouldn’t care and say smth like “welp, if im fake, and all i know is fake, AT LEAST MY CROSSWORDS STILL WORK! GYAH HA HA

this would also mean that theres just one darkner whos just depressed and/or nihilistic who, if they got a crystal, just wouldn’t care

[eggpawn-mk1]

all fandoms need dumb ship names, like assrial and dess in deltarune being called “ass”

i present to you

spanton x tenna

spent

get it… as in spending… like money… and spamtons a sca- THIS IS STUPID IM NOT POSTING THI

[littlemariee]

Sooo, as the request of @eggpawn-mk1, here is...

☆ SUPER PUNCH-OUT!!! CHARACTERS AS PARENTS ☆

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1. Gabby Jay 🇫🇷

• Says “Yay!!” every time his kid does something microscopic.

• Very emotional father. Cries at graduations, school plays, dentist appointments, EVERYTHING.

• Keeps every drawing his child ever made.

• Accidentally overprotective because he worries constantly.

• Type of dad to proudly carry the baby bag himself.

• Gives genuinely amazing hugs.

2. Bear Hugger 🇨🇦🐻

• Peak dad energy, he was iterally built for fatherhood.

• Makes gigantic breakfasts on weekends.

• Lets the kids climb all over him like a jungle gym.

• Talks to babies in a completely serious tone:

“You are small now. One day you will know taxes.”

• Probably smells like pancakes, wood, and winter jackets.

• The safest person to nap on in human history.

3. Dragon Chan 🇨🇳🐉

• Strict but deeply caring.

• Wants his kids to be disciplined, respectful, and independent.

• Secretly gets extremely soft when they fall asleep on him.

• Teaches them stretches before they can even walk properly.

• If his child says “I can’t do it,” he immediately turns into motivational master mode.

• Family photos with him are all weirdly majestic.

4. Masked Muscle 🇲🇽

• Loudest dad at every school event.

• Will dramatically pretend to lose wrestling matches against his children.

• Raises theater kids without realizing it.

• Lets them stay up too late watching movies and eating snacks.

• His kids absolutely inherit his dramatic personality.

• Uses blanket capes. Constantly.

5. Aran Ryan 🇮🇪🍀

• Catastrophic father but in a strangely lovable way.

• Teaches children things they should NEVER know.

• "Dad said I can jump off the shed.”

• Somehow the kids survive because he has absurd reflexes.

• Becomes terrifyingly protective if anyone hurts his child emotionally.

• Definitely the type to act annoyed when his kid wants affection… then secretly melt immediately.

6. Narcis Prince ✨️

• His child either becomes equally dramatic or the most exhausted person alive.

• Uses matching skincare routines with his teenager.

• “Presentation matters.”

• Would absolutely refer to his baby as “beautiful genetics.”

• Surprisingly attentive father though. Notices tiny emotional changes instantly.

• Cannot handle sticky hands. At all.

7. Heike Kagero 🇯🇵

• Mysterious but gentle father.

• Accidentally scares other parents.

• His child thinks he’s the coolest human alive.

• Teaches quiet hobbies like calligraphy, nighttime walks, stargazing.

• Speaks softly when comforting his kids.

• The house is weirdly peaceful all the time.

8. Mad Clown 🇮🇹

• Either the funniest dad alive or a public safety concern.

• Teaches kids magic tricks and prank techniques.

• Birthday parties go INSANE.

• Has absolutely no sense of “appropriate volume.”

• Gets emotional when his children laugh really hard.

• Gives chaotic uncle energy even as a father.

9. Rick and Nick Bruiser 👊

• TERRIFYING duo of fathers.

• Rick is the stricter one.

• Nick acts cooler but is secretly softer.

• Their kids grow up insanely competitive by accident.

• Family game nights become military operations.

• But honestly? Their children would never doubt they’re loved.

• Both become absurdly protective in quiet, serious ways instead of emotional speeches.

10. Hoy Quarlow 🐲

• Ancient wisdom grandfather-type dad.

• Teaches life lessons through bizarre metaphors.

• Child asks for juice and receives a philosophical speech.

• Surprisingly patient.

• Makes handmade gifts instead of buying things.

• Probably his kid and he would be like the duo of Daniel Larusso and Mr Miyagi, or like Dre and Mr Han (from Karate Kid)

11. Piston Hurricane 🇨🇺

• Extremely hardworking father.

• Teaches responsibility early.

• Very “I’m proud of you” but through actions instead of words.

• Fixes things around the house while the child follows him everywhere.

• Gets competitive over tiny games.

• Quietly emotional when his kid reaches milestones.

12. Bald Bull 🇹🇷

• INTENSE father. Like… terrifying voice across the house:

“WHO LEFT THIS HERE.”

• But he’s also insanely devoted to his family.

• Wants his kids to be strong, confident, and able to defend themselves.

• Accidentally scares tiny children without meaning to.

• Carries sleeping kids around SO carefully though

• Gets emotional if his child runs to him after getting hurt.

13. Mr Sandman 🌙

• Surprisingly quiet father.

• Not very verbally affectionate, but ALWAYS present.

• The type to silently show up at every important event without announcing it.

• Terrifying if someone threatens or bullies his child.

• Gives “walk home in silence after school but somehow it’s comforting” energy.

• Kids definitely climb onto him while he’s sitting and he just accepts it.

14. Super Macho Man 🇺🇸

• Divorced dad energy. Even if he’s not divorced.

• Tries VERY hard to be the “cool dad.”

• Shows up in sunglasses to school pickup.

• Lets the kids eat junk food when the other parent said no.

• Brags about his children constantly.

• “That’s MY kid right there.”

☆ BONUS ☆

15. Pizza Pasta 🇮🇹🍝

• Loud Italian dad stereotype turned up to 100

• Talks with his hands so much the kids learn expressions before words.

• Family dinners are SACRED. Missing dinner is basically a crime.

• Constant:

“Eat, eat! You are too skinny!"

• Takes his children’s side in arguments immediately… until guests leave, then the lecture begins.

• Surprisingly emotional father.

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Ty for reading! <3

[eggpawn-mk1]

THEY DID MY IDEA

all credits go to the original poster, @littlemariee

[eggpawn-mk1]

can we make a petition so nintendo stops canceling fan games and instead helps and works with the makers?

[eggpawn-mk1]

anyone else used to play yokai watch

and can i PLEASE LLEASE PLEASE HAVE YOKAI WATCH 3 PLEASE I NEED IS

[eggpawn-mk1]

randomly getting extremely fast and hyper focused on smth at the BEST time

like doing work or smth and now you get long break

[eggpawn-mk1]

my autistic and adhd ass didn’t post for like 7 months and now im GO GO GO GO

[eggpawn-mk1]

idea

all exes in games being actors (still god like beings) and being chill if you see then walking on the street

[eggpawn-mk1]

*holds up husband like a cat* LOOK AT MY SILLY AUTISTIC BOY

[eggpawn-mk1]

Gonna send you through a carwash then, you stink

…

i just FUCKING said im waterproof

[eggpawn-mk1]

Are you waterproof?

yep

made 100% steel

[eggpawn-mk1]

*reverses gravity but only on you*

*arms lift up*

HA HA! JOKES ON YOU! MY FLOOR IS MAGNETIC! I JUST HAVE TO STAND HERE, forever…

[eggpawn-mk1]

*throws you down the stairs*

*tink*

*bonk*

*another falling noise*

O-OW! WHAT THE HELL! THE MATTERS WITH YOU! HEY YA KNOW I HAVE A IDEA! HOW ABOUT YOU FALL UP STAIRS! HIT YA HEAD

[eggpawn-mk1]

NEW THING IG!

ok soooo, since i haven’t been getting a lot of asks, im just gonna post about eggpawns daily life every once in a while

DONT LEAK MY INFO!

sorry, need views or some shi

[eggpawn-mk1]

Thats just your loyalty matrix speaking. Much of your code as independent from it. His restrictions only limit your functions.

Dr CD

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ok ok how about, just bare with me… j-just think…

no

[eggpawn-mk1]

A sentient eggpawn. Interesting. I wonder how willing you'd be to have eggman's restrictions removed.

Dr CD

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thats like the base of my code