[eggpuns-blog]

anyway i remade

i probably followed already if we’re mutuals but message me if you want my new url

[eggpuns-blog]

anyway i remade

i probably followed already if we’re mutuals but message me if you want my new url

[onceiwashere]

my dinner date who is a dragon age fan: i dont know how ANYONE could support Lord Compendium of High Fuckington after what he said about Sir Adamantius Clowncar in the chapter “Last March of the Shitfiends”, not to mention his abhorrent behavior towards Allstar of Smashmouthe which reeks of gloozlephobia. and it really pisses me off because those same people shit on Elannus Sleazebaggano for being “bigoted” against the High Born Gleepglops even though he has VALID REASONS to feel the way he does after the Fall of the Dyscoursium Fortress AND people forget how he saved Sephora’s life in that one cut scene, and frankly I just dont understand how

me: *desperately flagging down our waiter for the check*

[thejusticethatissocial]

I wish I understood what goes on inside Mads Mikkelsen’s head

[orwell]

After all, I am the bitch.

[debisdrawing]

The Federal Agents watching you (and Lou, the IT guy)

[goulashnikov-concern]

[konigstigerr]

i think i said before that this meme is a psyop made to make mass surveillance more welcome by the population and i think i found solid proof with this.

[vonisv]

[recurringflyingdream]

Honestly this whole “shepherd living in a cottage in the middle of eastern europe/scandinavia” fantasy is my healthiest form of escapism yet. Who cares if I’m completely ignoring my deeper traumas. I’m planting cabbage into the soft wet earth bitch

[bloomflowersbloom]

[reblogable-memes]

all that’s needed

[kopionkin]

Jesus was a carpenter in his youþ and ðerefore his physique would not be ðat of a Twink, þanks for coming to my ted talk

[alcoholicanarchist]

i agree with you but you have to stop trying to bring back the thorn and eth

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

look me in the eye and tell me that is the only problem you have with this post

[warabou]

the barber bit my hair off and everyone clapped

[yesterdaysprint]

The Graphic, England, December 27, 1930

[frogsuggest]

historical boys

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

Toad

Stool

[foulserpent]

[symphonicseauxl]

Why is there an ad for lean on my dash

[airframeextender]

[steelreservehighgravitylager-de]

“tumblr ad for gentrified lean” is my sleeper agent activation phrase

[knivesguy]

stop using gen z/millenials/baby boomers like they’re Hogwarts houses you nerds

[knivesguy]

if i see one more post about millenial/gen z solidarity like this is the triwizard cup or what the fuck ever i will literally go electric cherry apeshit

[aspergersprincess]

Auditory Processing Problems

• *someone says something* “what?” *repeats themselves* “sorry?” *repeats themselves again* “pardon?”

•"hey, y'see the red thing at the top of the shelf, will you get it?“ “Sorry, what?” “On the sh-” “oh yeah sure, I’ll get it.”

•*doesn’t hear teacher because someone’s pen is making a scratchy sound at the back of the room*

•*replays video 10 ten times to figure out what they’re saying*

•teachers asking, “why do you always stop writing in the middle of a sentence, just write down whatever I’m saying,” followed by the response, “I’m just processing it,” rebuked by, “we’ll stop processing it and just write.”

•*gets really focused on staring out the window and goes through four songs without hearing a single on*

[jaspurr]

someone is whispering to their friends in the library, you don’t even know who this person is but you know their major, what state they grew up in, and their hobbies during high school. you just wanted to find a quiet spot to do your chemistry homework.

wanting to chime in on other people’s conversations all the time, but don’t, because you’re not suppose to be “listening” to them.

being the only person in the house that can hear that awful buzzing sound certain electronics make

hiding in your room because everything is too loud. 

motorcycles were invented by satan

being told that you have dog-like hearing by friends and family

being yelled at for “not listening” by friends and family. 

[ossuariies]

God. God. God. God.

[milliecoyote]

This entire post is so fucking relatable it hurts

[winterwombat]

“You just need to learn to tune it out.”

Forgetting how to think because ambient noise is drowning out your internal monologue. 

“No, I don’t need the volume up, I’d just really like to put on subtitles. No, I don’t need to move closer, I just…”

Leaving the room whenever someone starts talking on the phone. 

Pausing your video whenever someone starts talking but trying really really hard not to seem passive aggressive about it. 

Struggling to explain why this one sound is the most horrible thing in the world while other very similar sounds are fine. 

[eggpuns-blog]

animator pitching their adult cartoon: no don't worry see it's SUPPOSED to look like shit

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

my roommate who always says foul sex things to me was hanging up a Hamilton calendar and i said “that’s going to give you a lot of pussy, i think” and he looked at me with really upset glint in his eye and said “no, man. that’s not what this is for”

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]