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Get yolked

[easel-eisel]

favourite rpg trope is the merchants in incredibly hostile environments. we are at the evil curse mountain and youre just selling me items normal style

[cheeky-orchid]

Essential worker during covid

[quezify]

fried egg

[quezify]

two of em

[sunflowermp4]

ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eggblackoutpoetry]

Prev profile pic -> new profile pic

[quezify]

tipsy little 4x4 egg painting

[greenheart-anon]

[jamarred]

“which of your teammates would you trust to take care of you if you were an egg?”

“……………………josh😕”

[feuer-in-soho]

egg

[cinderpeltsleg]

@eggxeggxegg this you?

[quezify]

found fried eggs: withnail & i

[idtech666]

Visit Original Link

[littleguysdaily]

This was a Patreon request

[eggblackoutpoetry]

I don’t care if Monday begs

Tuesday, Wednesday, dash of nutmeg

On Thursday post that smutty mpreg

It’s Friday, I’m three eggs in a trenchcoat

[yyzkong2]

[fairyecstatic]

For my girlieees 💗✨

[hotvampireadjacent]

[theatsthetic]

female-presenting vitruvian

[theatsthetic]

i appreciate the amount of people reblogging this despite me not really tagging this at all. im glad many of people feel the same anger i do.

[toastedpotatoes]

the difference between cooking scrambled and fried eggs is almost comical

scrambled eggs: just give us a few stirs in the pan and we're good :)

fried eggs: The Day of Judgement has come and you have been found Wanting. We will rain Boiling Oil upon your sinful flesh. We will break our yolks in the pan for No Reason. We will cleave to the metal so tightly that you will Scrape and Scrape and not be rid of us. You wanted a "little something" in your bagel? Woe! Woe be upon ye! The only things you'll be putting on that bagel are Scraps and Regret

[eggblackoutpoetry]

“Egg [x7]”