Why did xey have to DIE?

[alienpapacy]

new trend: positive vagueblogging

[strayhopes]

There are some GREAT people on this website and I love them. Not naming any names

[depsidase]

[sosashawtyy]

I lowkey do be having obsessions and compulsions

[crazysodomite]

[teaboot]

Can I be honest with yall I don't want to hear SHIT against cishets at pride this year

[teaboot]

"But it's not FOR them!!!" The biggest military power in the world belongs to a christofascist nation overseen by a felon found guilty of 34 federal crimes and has greenlit a gestapo with more direct funding than the entire military of Canada for the purpose of ethnic cleansing. Let Hetero Jessica throw some biodegradable glitter at a municipal parade

[wormspeddler]

this looks so good!

[dovin-baan]

Hey what the FUCK is this audio?

[lesbianralzarek]

i desperately want to believe that the person who made this thought it was good music

[tunajorts]

[content: sound is a nonsensical remixing of the beginning of "gold digger" by kanye west]

[lastoneout]

My favorite thing about this video is me and all the other people who got food handler's licenses just screeching "GLOVES??? GLOVES?????? FUCKING GLOVES??????"

[jonathan-sims-offical]

Well. It’s been a long time. Here goes

Hey there! Names Orion! And you’re Jon, obviously. I wouldn’t be talking to you if you weren’t.

Tell me though, Jon, are you a fan of the stars?

Hello, Orion.

The stars are nice to look at. I like them.

[child-of-the-vast]

Yeah yeah, boring. But I mean, do you ever get lost in them? Like you just stare up at them and everything feels so small?

[jonathan-sims-offical]

…

👁️ Continue. 👁️

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[lastoneout]

then again I truly am unsure if anyone has ever actually felt happy while inside a grocery store so who knows

[octopustoaster]

Incorrect! I used to work at target and one time a little bird landed on my cart and we became friends :)

[lastoneout]

[dyed-indigo]

i have had this post sent to me. i am the spiders georg of this post i feel because i am almost always happy inside of grocery stores. i make excuses to go to the grocery store more often. i get excited to go to new grocery stores i haven’t been to yet. i went to a grocery store while in the middle of a panic attack once and it actually made me feel better. i am the grocery store pervert.

[lastoneout]

I genuinely love that for you 🤝 I wish I liked the grocery store more, it's just so over stimulating 😩 thankfully for every crying overstimulated blob there's a grocery store pervert ready to save the day.

[vedurnan-archive]

[ripplespate]

I don't have ms paint but just pretend it is bc no one knows paintbrush for mac but i can assure you it was just as hellish if not worse since theres technically no brushes other than a pixel round brush and the worst looking freaking spray paint

[unsound-satyr]

SCROLL BACK!!

IT'S A PAINTING!!!

[bubblegum-gf]

I told my mom like 7 years ago that I had a tumblr blog and she's like can you monetize that and I'm like no and she's still to this day like can you monetize your blog and I don't know how to explain that this isn't A Blog this is unmonetizable rpf shitposting to gay bitches online

[bubblegum-gf]

Do any of you gay bitches online wanna join my ponzi scheme

[the-haiku-bot]

Do any of you

gay bitches online wanna

join my ponzi scheme

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[crabussy]

I think I'm too autistic dude just almost said "it's gonna be so horses" to my friend about something I'm excited for. NOT an adjective

[roconize]

Bad Content #31

[oneheadtoanother]

[imjunebitch]

when we "lose" a cis butch woman because he becomes a trans man or masc you should actually say such things as yay, yippee, or hooray.

[cinderpeltsleg]

Took a spanishexam today where I was asked to give advice to guy that liked a girl but his alsoliked her and i did the thing @i-suggest-polyamory are you proud of me?

[subwaybug]

More people should get into poly shipping. Both because polyamory is awesome and because it's really fun to make complicated ass diagrams