im crying sitting on a cornflake.

egg | they/them | 25

[infantisimo]

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

[cappurrccino]

dear my own brain, please stop thinking about work and then getting mad about it. it is bedtime. think about cozy, self-indulgent daydreams instead.

[khihi]

URL SONG GAME (new post because the old one was getting long) RULES: spell your url with song titles and then tag as many people as there are letters.

thanks for tagging @haveet-kaatuu and @demi-raven 💕💕💕

K - Kovis - Käärijä Y - Ylivoimainen - KUUMA L - Lollypop - MIKA L - Leonard Cohen - boygenius A - Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land - MARINA - K - Kuuma jäbä - Isaac Sene Y - Yhtä Vailla - Käärijä L - Lost In You - Sam Ryder L - L'altra dimensione - Måneskin A - Almost (Sweet Music) - Hozier

no pressure, as ever: @morbid-things @sve-sto-znam @ervsn @follivora @mournmourn @katinkulta @trash-g0blin @punastmarlii @tuituipupu @nelsonakis and anyone else who wants to join in <33

[eggxeggxegg]

took out the reblogs because the chain was getting long. i don’t know any songs that begin with x

e: Elizabeth Taylor - So Glamorous Cabaret Version • Taylor Swift

g: Getaway Car • Taylor Swift

g: Green Light • Lorde

x:

e: Everybody Talks • Neon Trees

g: good 4 u • Olivia Rodrigo

g: Gone, Gone, Gone • Phillip Phillips

x:

e: Everybody Knows • Sigrid

g: Good Times • All Time Low

g: Good Things Fall Apart • ILLENIUM, Jon Bellion

@cinderpeltsleg @softneomiro @xeric-adenium-obesum @toastedpotatoes

[eggxeggxegg]

I have two funny plants in our yard to share.

The left pic has a curved asparagus looking thing.

The right pic is a deciduous tree that’s determinedly growing out of a pine shrub.

[eggxeggxegg]

Do you want to be tagged when I get to tag game type things? (Ex. Make a picrew of your oc and tag your mutuals!) (If you see that I sent this message to my other mutuals that's bc I'm bad at wording so multiple messages like this would be hell) (also hello Egg!!!!! Your black out poetry is beautiful)

Yeah I love getting tagged in games!

And I’m glad you enjoy my gimmick blog ◾️🥚◾️

[crapbirdphotography]

3 birds on the ulta roof today

[squeaky-hawkmoth]

years of scientific research

[scrambler]

Harvest mouse on a dandelion by Dean Mason.

[critter-creature-or-beast]

This is a...

critter

creature

beast

Remaining time: 5 days 11 hours

Submitted for classification by @xeniashrimp

"*gently places Slinky the smoky oak millipede before the council* What manner of Thing is my beloved daughter?"

[saveyourhelplessspite]

its always morally correct to give your blorbos disorders

[gayvampyr]

lmfao

[owls-n-elderberries]

Bank Vole (Clethrionomys glareolus) by phil winter on Flickr.

[milk5]

Each berry is very large to her….

[ekrixart]

It's getting bad again

[eggxeggxegg]

I always let my plants get too leggy and then have to cut a bunch back in order for it to grow back bushier. And then I feel obligated to propagate the cuttings even though I’m out of room or else feel bad about throwing them out. I should catch the growth sooner so I’m only cutting the tips off. Also, I’ve completely messed up the little rose bush outside and have decided it’s just gonna be looking like slenderman.

[eggxeggxegg]

I wish there were more oily hair pro shampoo lines. I’ve been alternating between using a fine hair and clarifying shampoo which has been working alright but I’d love having one all the time shampoo.

Right now my current pro shampoos i have in the shower are verb ghost shampoo, joico hydrating shampoo, and biolage scalp sync clarifying shampoo

[lgbtlunaverse]

Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intent to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.

[eggxeggxegg]

I feel like it’s not a good sign that I’m excited when I don’t have clients so I can work on a manikin