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Hi!!!! Have you loved yourself today??? No? Whoops looks like I'm outside your house now!

[eggs2bictches]

Heyyyy

What are some good musicals I'm about to do a YouTube video and need some good musicals for,.....

Reasons

[gayendermen]

why you should build a treehouse in minecraft

they’re cool

they keep the monsters out

you can build them on jungle trees out of pretty jungle wood

they look fucking epic

good view

they’re cool

[shiftaria]

This seems like some pro-elf life bullshit

Allow me, your local dwarf advocate, a moment of your time to consider Caves

Dig'n'done

Lots of stone

Cold, damp, and cool lookin

Torches REALLY pop deep down

Like the Earth is giving your home a hug

It’s called Minecraft not Treecraft

Thanks for attending my TED talk (Totally Epic Dwarf)

[loopsofthefruit]

Ok, BUT cliff houses are where it’s at.

Scenic view

Also out of reach of mobs

Can create a waterfall to go to and from

Can glide from the top to feel like a badass

Allows for surveying surroundings to find waypoints and check for safety

Acts as a beacon without using a beacon

Perfect view of clouds

Just don’t fall.

[thealphapigeon]

You’re all forgetting the true ultimate in minecraft architecture, the humble Dirt House, whose benefits include

•Dirt

•Grass sometimes

•Use dirt to block up the door and keep shit out

[moth-unit-00]

New alignment chart

this is treehouse erasure

DIRT FARMER

[gayendermen]

give us treehouse you thot. but out of these im cliff fighter.

[ptcb-archive]

Made a bigger chart

[eggs2bictches]

These people be sleeping on ocean houses

[yugiohmutual-archive-blog]

yall reblog this with the most disappointing game u have ever played

like the one that was either a sequel or overhyped and then turned out to be trash?? mine was bioshock infinite

[eggs2bictches]

Fallout but the battle royal ine, I hate it so much I cant even remember the title

[queerspoons]

reblog if ur bi, ur not biphobic, or ur best friend is a beautiful valid bisexual

[eggs2bictches]

My amazing wonderful bff who is almost my child is bi and I fuckinggggg stan her.

[eggs2bictches]

....One time me and my fuckboy friend single handedly figured how to bypass blocked websites and made animal jam popular at school for a whole year so I thought he was really smart, but it turned out my other friend whose probably a mafia boss told him how and he failed a grade so he really was just a dumb fuckboy the whole time

:/

[originaldoll99]

why

[mxnrique]

LET HER SPEAK

[purified-zone]

i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live

[emeebee]

Hey calm down. It’s incredible. Barbie talks about feeling pressure to be happy all the time but she isn’t and she gives the little kids watching this reassurance that their feelings are valid. It’s really really cool.

She also addresses other important things in her vlogs like the reflex lots of girls have to apologize for things even when they aren’t your fault and her sister Stacie’s trouble with shyness and a bully and how maybe sometimes it’s best to just walk away from bullies and standing up for your dreams and the dream gap and the harm that “it was just a joke” does.

She also does silly things and food challenges and stuff but she also talks about more serious topics and it’s wonderful. 

[aqueerkettleofish]

We do not disrespect Barbie in this house.

[fishyandclintbarton]

We stan an icon.

[eggs2bictches]

Absolute iconnnnn

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

Now, I’m not saying romantic relationships are inferior, or that they’re useless, or that you being in one or that you shipping some characters romantically is Bad or something off the walls like that. What I’m saying is that two people (or characters, since we’re talking shipping here) can be just as devoted to each other, love each other just as deeply, mean just as much to each other while being in a platonic relationship. The end point of caring about someone doesn’t have to be romance.

Friendship isn’t a stepping stone between strangers and romantic partners, it’s a different path. And you can follow that path as deep into the wood as a romantic one if you want, and neither is inferior to the other, they just have different views.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

reblog my aro posts you cowards

[eggs2bictches]

Big aro moods in this chipotle tonight.

[lettheladylead]

(zooms in on these things in particular) thank you frank

[eggs2bictches]

GOSALYN???????

GOSALYNNNNNNNN?????

Babie?????

IT HER!!!!

[chasekip]

New Pokemon Sword & Shield trailer featuring brand new Pokemon!!!

[eggs2bictches]

OLENA??? NESSA???? BEA???

IM TRYING TO MAD AT YOU FOR ENDING THE DS NINTENDO STOP MAKING ME GAY

[eggs2bictches]

Its Beetlejuice time mother fuckers

BMC? Who?

Heather's? TF is that?

Dear Evan Hansen? I sleep

HadesTown? Still really good but I'm not talking about you rn sweetie nice job on the award tho.

Carrie? .....Absolutely Amazing and I like it just as much as beetlejuice

ITS SHOWTIME

[ladyofthefanart]

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

[cisphobicspock]

I’m fucking Flargel

[clint-ftm-barton]

Huesriel

[hopeheartfilia]

Diamvel

[optimisticvirtuoso]

Smonhiel

[eggs2bictches]

Baaynel

Huh.

[totaljenisland]

WHO is still making total drama sadboy edits in 2019

[verygayandverytired]

damn the world health organization is wild

[awfulkiwi]

i was confused cause i thought this was a real screenshot but then i remembered you cant say bitch on cartoon network

[eggs2bictches]

Honestly I just forgot total drama was a kids show and I heard all of that in his voice.

[turing-tested]

there's a dirk kinnie and a jake kinnie and a dave kinnie sleeping in my house tonight

[eggs2bictches]

I m about to call the homestuck police this seems illegal

[brokenpitchpipe]

if you haven’t seen Cinderella III: A Twist in Time, you are missing out

[dancinbutterfly]

Thank you for this. I clearly was missing out on a lot in my life. Knowing that this is the guy who Cinderella ends up with makes me feel SO much better about the first one. Of course this is the kind of asshole who would track down a girl based on 1 night of dancing and a lost shoe. Why didn’t we think of this? Well played, Mickey, well played.

[gaiomon]

He’s such an airhead, I love him.

[thedragonisaprincess]

“BUT THE TALKING MICE!!”

[faerie-apples]

Honestly if you’ve never seen the Cinderella sequels you’re missing out.

[eggs2bictches]

MY GIRL ANASTASIA GOT THE LOVE SHE DESERVED IN THSI GODDAMN MOVIE

[imagineyouricon]

Imagine your Icon barging into your room, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their universe.

You're required to stay for a whole week. How absolutely screwed are you?

[eggs2bictches]

I'm invisible now I guess

[ivebeensuicidalforalongtimesorr]

im calling it right now this one character right here is going to spawn the most annoying kinnies and you know it

[eggs2bictches]

Is thismfucking pokemon??????? What

[bismuth]

THE MOVIE’S OFFICIAL POSTER

[eggs2bictches]

JENNY????