Eggs Are Weird.. Huh

Multi Fandom rn | random posts | new to tumblr, and trying my best :) Art Blog

[dogpuppy]

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[fifiibibii]

🎺🐛

play the tumpet bwaaa

[fifiibibii]

wha whats happening to me ................😟

🦋

.......... oh fark

[cunt-inent]

they giving cattypillars hrt?

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[mevil]

[nehirose]

i'm still losing my mind over this, that is EXACTLY what the weed store in Splatoon would sound like.

[badassdemonsword]

[acolytics]

never let it be said i dont treat my miis right

[gaycop]

tiramisu

[0xeyedaisy]

Thanks tumblr

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

no but like i want them to actually feel it

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

you dont like her?

[dailycatsblog]

[bgm05]

*pointing at a guy in a fursuit* He's not actually a dog. He's lying.

[setzeri]

The dreaded question.

[meowthiroth]

rate the fit

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[sandersstudies]

My emails to parents straight up look like this as I try to keep readers engaged and get them to read the entire text as people literally love to skim the email and then immediately message me asking a question that was answered already

[sandersstudies]

Me hyping myself up for 30 minutes before I hit send: oh and everybody’s reading comprehension is gonna be SO GOOD and my tone will totally read correctly through text and everyone will totally understand and enjoy this email and I’m definitely going to get an A+ in composing emails with clarity

[sandersstudies]

I write an email trying to anticipate questions and concerns people may have so I can address them up front and yet… :(

[faceless-crowd]

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.

[flowerbleedme]

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.