Eggshell with Bacon

breakfast menu for dinner | 20↑ y/o | they/he/it/any | questions are welcomed, requests are open

[eggshellwbacon]

Hello, I'm Svyat.

I'm a queer artist, I speak English, Russian and I learn Japanese.

Pinned post in the progress I have no idea what my identity is at the moment.

Commissions are closed for now.

[spidersinmysoup]

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

[teaboot]

One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.

The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.

Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.

I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.

Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.

"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."

"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."

"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"

Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off

[eggshellwbacon]

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happy pride month

[eggshellwbacon]

do people NOT fucking know about the 2 weeks spoiler-free rule or what

[eggshellwbacon]

Send your sketch requests,

For I will be stuck at work today. Again.

[novsurfff]

super faggot body pillow for super faggots

[thepiperatthegatesofdawn1967]

at least the colour green exists

[eggshellwbacon]

Guys should I drink that

[josephbrassey]

“Haha remember when murder-hornets were gonna be a thing? What a nothingburger.”

Yes, because the Washington state government activated like a sleeper-cell and ruthlessly, systematically hunted them down and annihilated them.

“Y2K came to nothing amirite?”

Yes because an army of software engineers working around the clock, losing sleep, and busting ass till the last minute prevented it from happening.

“Remember the hole in the ozone layer?”

You mean the one that was fixed through rigorous world wide government action?

One of the root problems of our society is a refusal or inability by media to articulate that all those “it’s gonna be an apocalypse” disasters were not disasters because we collectively did something about them.

The good news is this is actually quite correctable. I maintain my firm belief that we as humans are capable of solving almost all of our problems, when we decide to do so.

And I still think that’s going to happen. I don’t know when or how, but I do know that abandoning hope won’t help bring it about.

And I refuse to let the cynics own a chunk of my heart.

[eggshellwbacon]

Emotional support Mike

[eggshellwbacon]

Stupid ghost and his stupid stinky ass guitar

[eggshellwbacon]

I hate myself i hate myself i hate lineart I HATE LINEART what was the last time i actually made a coherent piece that wasn’t just some crappy sketch doodle to portray the idea ughhhhhhHhhhhhhHHHHHHHH

[eggshellwbacon]

Bristle.

[crowttore]

Getting your face cradled by hands that kill>>>>>

[the-bar-sinister]

[eggshellwbacon]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yuhhhhhhh

more crappy sketches from work under the cut

[eggshellwbacon]

Is it really cringe if it's whimsical?