🎞 Ethan 🎞

Ethan, He/It. Stop calling me dislexic I would never Diss lex (Blog owner is does not support the Robert Manion controversy of 2021, they just really like black friday. A lot.)

[eggthan-gr33n]

Intro!!

Im Ethan, I'm 21 and living in Hatchetfield, Michigan.

I have a severe number allergy and will NOT be doing any maths on this god forsaken site

In the smoke club 💪

♥️L♥️

This is a rp acc! I am in no way affiliated with team starkid

My main - @watchoutpaul-hemightkickyourhead

Anything ooc will be in in this format when possible

I will only rp ships if its Lexethan (so sorry) 💚

Been thinking about doing incorrect quotes

Graphics by @bernardsbendystraws @engravedlives

[eggthan-gr33n]

Can I appreciate my girlfriend in public thanks um so I love her

[eggthan-gr33n]

Cuddling on the couch is pretty punk if you think about it. Its like a warm comfy middle finger to the chaos outside rn.

[its-not-micro]

yo Pete

Peteyyy

Umm

So like

You doing anything

Thursday afternoon

Not that I care or anything cus like I have people to hang out with I'm not a total loser, but

Are you

-@eggthan-gr33n

I am not

however

sadly i only hang out with total losers

y'know the whole social hierarchy thing demands it

only with your level or below

so i sadly could only hang if you were to suddenly become a total loser

[eggthan-gr33n]

Shit... I mean great

Good

Cooool

Um

So I'm gonna come beat you up and I'm bringing cookies

Cus like I'm fine when all my friends are out of town yk? I'm not lonely

[its-not-micro]

sure you are eth

[eggthan-gr33n]

mhm so like

Meet me at four at mine and I'm gonna get you

And have cookies

And watch a movie

But mostly I'm gonna get you

[its-not-micro]

uh huh

sure

what movie?

and what cookies?

[eggthan-gr33n]

Cookie cookies idk

I made them they're warm

Im waiting dude I have the adams family movie ready, where are you

[its-not-micro]

I'm WALKING OVER BE PATIENTTT

[eggthan-gr33n]

might not even beat you up at this point smh

[its-not-micro]

but then it's a hang out and we're breaking social norms

[eggthan-gr33n]

I said MIGHT you ain't clever

Cookies are getting cold

[its-not-micro]

I'm HERE let me IN

[eggthan-gr33n]

YESS- I mean whatever cool yeah prepare yourself

[eggthan-gr33n]

I let him wear my jacket why the fuck does he look like me

[its-not-micro]

hi I'm Ethan i love my girlfriend and cookies

[eggthan-gr33n]

No *I'm* ethan, back off of lex dude 😔

All jokes aside he's not a loser loser he's the other kind of loser I've pruclaymed it

Hes one of us now he's pretty alright

[its-not-micro]

and what are the kinds of loser?

[eggthan-gr33n]

theres *loser* loser and there's loser that doesn't have to win to be a cool person

Like Gerard way

And uh

Me

And you!

[its-not-micro]

I'm like you?

[eggthan-gr33n]

I wouldn't go that far

But you're cool

[its-not-micro]

Aww..

[eggthan-gr33n]

don't get big headed also I stole your bow tie it's still at mine

[its-not-micro]

that's okay i stole your jacket

[eggthan-gr33n]

FUCKER I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS COLD

[its-not-micro]

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE

[eggthan-gr33n]

I have VERY BAD OBJECT PERMINANCE

Please can I have my jacket back

[its-not-micro]

give me my bow tie back and I'll think about it

[eggthan-gr33n]

Alright I'm coming over you'd better be prepared

[its-not-micro]

I'm very prepared don't worry

[eggthan-gr33n]

Be more prepared I'm outside

[its-not-micro]

door was unlocked ten minutes ago

[eggthan-gr33n]

I knew that...

[its-not-micro]

uh huh...

very prepared

[eggthan-gr33n]

Jokes on you I'm just stealing more

[its-not-micro]

jokes on you I'm texting Lex

[eggthan-gr33n]

I trust her

Also If you send that photo anywhere you'e dead

[its-not-micro]

which photo..

[eggthan-gr33n]

exactly

[its-not-micro]

Lex is getting it no matter what

[eggthan-gr33n]

lex is NOT

Peter I have a reputation

[its-not-micro]

awww it must be so hard for you muffin

oh dear my finger slipped and I pressed send on the photo

[eggthan-gr33n]

Please be joking

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

Peter middlename Spankofscee

[its-not-micro]

Ethan middlename Greeyuhn

[eggthan-gr33n]

why are you spelling my name like that I spelt yours right

[its-not-micro]

N- no you didn't..

[eggthan-gr33n]

stop changing the subject DID you send that photo and DID she laugh at me

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

I'm taking your glasses and if you don't tell me I'm flushing them

[its-not-micro]

HEY

HEY NO

[eggthan-gr33n]

did she laugh??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[its-not-micro]

I DON'T KNOW I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT TH-

oh

oh no..

[eggthan-gr33n]

WHAT DOES OH NO MEAN

[its-not-micro]

i

i might've

i might've accidentally

sentittoted ( @1m-a-b4stard )

[eggthan-gr33n]

YOU DID WHAT

[1m-a-b4stard]

....hey Ethan

[eggthan-gr33n]

listen to me it's FAKE

[1m-a-b4stard]

RIGHT RIGHT OKAY DORK

[eggthan-gr33n]

You'll take that to your grave you here me?

[1m-a-b4stard]

You know... I'll see your father at his body shop later today......

[eggthan-gr33n]

Theodore as much as I know my father wouldn't judge me if you give him this he WILL leak this to the public

You gotta promise me that'll never happen

@its-not-micro you too nerd don't think you can get away

[its-not-micro]

mmm... but what if I already pressed send...

[eggthan-gr33n]

Ill make you delete your entire account

[its-not-micro]

...gulp.

[eggthan-gr33n]

omg okay its fine its fine I'm not sure he knows how to use social media its gonna be finee

[its-not-micro]

yo Pete

Peteyyy

Umm

So like

You doing anything

Thursday afternoon

Not that I care or anything cus like I have people to hang out with I'm not a total loser, but

Are you

-@eggthan-gr33n

I am not

however

sadly i only hang out with total losers

y'know the whole social hierarchy thing demands it

only with your level or below

so i sadly could only hang if you were to suddenly become a total loser

[eggthan-gr33n]

Shit... I mean great

Good

Cooool

Um

So I'm gonna come beat you up and I'm bringing cookies

Cus like I'm fine when all my friends are out of town yk? I'm not lonely

[its-not-micro]

sure you are eth

[eggthan-gr33n]

mhm so like

Meet me at four at mine and I'm gonna get you

And have cookies

And watch a movie

But mostly I'm gonna get you

[its-not-micro]

uh huh

sure

what movie?

and what cookies?

[eggthan-gr33n]

Cookie cookies idk

I made them they're warm

Im waiting dude I have the adams family movie ready, where are you

[its-not-micro]

I'm WALKING OVER BE PATIENTTT

[eggthan-gr33n]

might not even beat you up at this point smh

[its-not-micro]

but then it's a hang out and we're breaking social norms

[eggthan-gr33n]

I said MIGHT you ain't clever

Cookies are getting cold

[its-not-micro]

I'm HERE let me IN

[eggthan-gr33n]

YESS- I mean whatever cool yeah prepare yourself

[eggthan-gr33n]

I let him wear my jacket why the fuck does he look like me

[its-not-micro]

hi I'm Ethan i love my girlfriend and cookies

[eggthan-gr33n]

No *I'm* ethan, back off of lex dude 😔

All jokes aside he's not a loser loser he's the other kind of loser I've pruclaymed it

Hes one of us now he's pretty alright

[its-not-micro]

and what are the kinds of loser?

[eggthan-gr33n]

theres *loser* loser and there's loser that doesn't have to win to be a cool person

Like Gerard way

And uh

Me

And you!

[its-not-micro]

I'm like you?

[eggthan-gr33n]

I wouldn't go that far

But you're cool

[its-not-micro]

Aww..

[eggthan-gr33n]

don't get big headed also I stole your bow tie it's still at mine

[its-not-micro]

that's okay i stole your jacket

[eggthan-gr33n]

FUCKER I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS COLD

[its-not-micro]

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE

[eggthan-gr33n]

I have VERY BAD OBJECT PERMINANCE

Please can I have my jacket back

[its-not-micro]

give me my bow tie back and I'll think about it

[eggthan-gr33n]

Alright I'm coming over you'd better be prepared

[its-not-micro]

I'm very prepared don't worry

[eggthan-gr33n]

Be more prepared I'm outside

[its-not-micro]

door was unlocked ten minutes ago

[eggthan-gr33n]

I knew that...

[its-not-micro]

uh huh...

very prepared

[eggthan-gr33n]

Jokes on you I'm just stealing more

[its-not-micro]

jokes on you I'm texting Lex

[eggthan-gr33n]

I trust her

Also If you send that photo anywhere you'e dead

[its-not-micro]

which photo..

[eggthan-gr33n]

exactly

[its-not-micro]

Lex is getting it no matter what

[eggthan-gr33n]

lex is NOT

Peter I have a reputation

[its-not-micro]

awww it must be so hard for you muffin

oh dear my finger slipped and I pressed send on the photo

[eggthan-gr33n]

Please be joking

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

Peter middlename Spankofscee

[its-not-micro]

Ethan middlename Greeyuhn

[eggthan-gr33n]

why are you spelling my name like that I spelt yours right

[its-not-micro]

N- no you didn't..

[eggthan-gr33n]

stop changing the subject DID you send that photo and DID she laugh at me

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

I'm taking your glasses and if you don't tell me I'm flushing them

[its-not-micro]

HEY

HEY NO

[eggthan-gr33n]

did she laugh??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[its-not-micro]

I DON'T KNOW I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT TH-

oh

oh no..

[eggthan-gr33n]

WHAT DOES OH NO MEAN

[its-not-micro]

i

i might've

i might've accidentally

sentittoted ( @1m-a-b4stard )

[eggthan-gr33n]

YOU DID WHAT

[1m-a-b4stard]

....hey Ethan

[eggthan-gr33n]

listen to me it's FAKE

[1m-a-b4stard]

RIGHT RIGHT OKAY DORK

[eggthan-gr33n]

You'll take that to your grave you here me?

[1m-a-b4stard]

You know... I'll see your father at his body shop later today......

[eggthan-gr33n]

Theodore as much as I know my father wouldn't judge me if you give him this he WILL leak this to the public

You gotta promise me that'll never happen

@its-not-micro you too nerd don't think you can get away

[its-not-micro]

mmm... but what if I already pressed send...

[eggthan-gr33n]

Ill make you delete your entire account

[its-not-micro]

yo Pete

Peteyyy

Umm

So like

You doing anything

Thursday afternoon

Not that I care or anything cus like I have people to hang out with I'm not a total loser, but

Are you

-@eggthan-gr33n

I am not

however

sadly i only hang out with total losers

y'know the whole social hierarchy thing demands it

only with your level or below

so i sadly could only hang if you were to suddenly become a total loser

[eggthan-gr33n]

Shit... I mean great

Good

Cooool

Um

So I'm gonna come beat you up and I'm bringing cookies

Cus like I'm fine when all my friends are out of town yk? I'm not lonely

[its-not-micro]

sure you are eth

[eggthan-gr33n]

mhm so like

Meet me at four at mine and I'm gonna get you

And have cookies

And watch a movie

But mostly I'm gonna get you

[its-not-micro]

uh huh

sure

what movie?

and what cookies?

[eggthan-gr33n]

Cookie cookies idk

I made them they're warm

Im waiting dude I have the adams family movie ready, where are you

[its-not-micro]

I'm WALKING OVER BE PATIENTTT

[eggthan-gr33n]

might not even beat you up at this point smh

[its-not-micro]

but then it's a hang out and we're breaking social norms

[eggthan-gr33n]

I said MIGHT you ain't clever

Cookies are getting cold

[its-not-micro]

I'm HERE let me IN

[eggthan-gr33n]

YESS- I mean whatever cool yeah prepare yourself

[eggthan-gr33n]

I let him wear my jacket why the fuck does he look like me

[its-not-micro]

hi I'm Ethan i love my girlfriend and cookies

[eggthan-gr33n]

No *I'm* ethan, back off of lex dude 😔

All jokes aside he's not a loser loser he's the other kind of loser I've pruclaymed it

Hes one of us now he's pretty alright

[its-not-micro]

and what are the kinds of loser?

[eggthan-gr33n]

theres *loser* loser and there's loser that doesn't have to win to be a cool person

Like Gerard way

And uh

Me

And you!

[its-not-micro]

I'm like you?

[eggthan-gr33n]

I wouldn't go that far

But you're cool

[its-not-micro]

Aww..

[eggthan-gr33n]

don't get big headed also I stole your bow tie it's still at mine

[its-not-micro]

that's okay i stole your jacket

[eggthan-gr33n]

FUCKER I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS COLD

[its-not-micro]

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE

[eggthan-gr33n]

I have VERY BAD OBJECT PERMINANCE

Please can I have my jacket back

[its-not-micro]

give me my bow tie back and I'll think about it

[eggthan-gr33n]

Alright I'm coming over you'd better be prepared

[its-not-micro]

I'm very prepared don't worry

[eggthan-gr33n]

Be more prepared I'm outside

[its-not-micro]

door was unlocked ten minutes ago

[eggthan-gr33n]

I knew that...

[its-not-micro]

uh huh...

very prepared

[eggthan-gr33n]

Jokes on you I'm just stealing more

[its-not-micro]

jokes on you I'm texting Lex

[eggthan-gr33n]

I trust her

Also If you send that photo anywhere you'e dead

[its-not-micro]

which photo..

[eggthan-gr33n]

exactly

[its-not-micro]

Lex is getting it no matter what

[eggthan-gr33n]

lex is NOT

Peter I have a reputation

[its-not-micro]

awww it must be so hard for you muffin

oh dear my finger slipped and I pressed send on the photo

[eggthan-gr33n]

Please be joking

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

Peter middlename Spankofscee

[its-not-micro]

Ethan middlename Greeyuhn

[eggthan-gr33n]

why are you spelling my name like that I spelt yours right

[its-not-micro]

N- no you didn't..

[eggthan-gr33n]

stop changing the subject DID you send that photo and DID she laugh at me

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

I'm taking your glasses and if you don't tell me I'm flushing them

[its-not-micro]

HEY

HEY NO

[eggthan-gr33n]

did she laugh??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[its-not-micro]

I DON'T KNOW I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT TH-

oh

oh no..

[eggthan-gr33n]

WHAT DOES OH NO MEAN

[its-not-micro]

i

i might've

i might've accidentally

sentittoted ( @1m-a-b4stard )

[eggthan-gr33n]

YOU DID WHAT

[1m-a-b4stard]

....hey Ethan

[eggthan-gr33n]

listen to me it's FAKE

[1m-a-b4stard]

RIGHT RIGHT OKAY DORK

[eggthan-gr33n]

You'll take that to your grave you here me?

[1m-a-b4stard]

You know... I'll see your father at his body shop later today......

[eggthan-gr33n]

Theodore as much as I know my father wouldn't judge me if you give him this he WILL leak this to the public

You gotta promise me that'll never happen

@its-not-micro you too nerd don't think you can get away

[its-not-micro]

yo Pete

Peteyyy

Umm

So like

You doing anything

Thursday afternoon

Not that I care or anything cus like I have people to hang out with I'm not a total loser, but

Are you

-@eggthan-gr33n

I am not

however

sadly i only hang out with total losers

y'know the whole social hierarchy thing demands it

only with your level or below

so i sadly could only hang if you were to suddenly become a total loser

[eggthan-gr33n]

Shit... I mean great

Good

Cooool

Um

So I'm gonna come beat you up and I'm bringing cookies

Cus like I'm fine when all my friends are out of town yk? I'm not lonely

[its-not-micro]

sure you are eth

[eggthan-gr33n]

mhm so like

Meet me at four at mine and I'm gonna get you

And have cookies

And watch a movie

But mostly I'm gonna get you

[its-not-micro]

uh huh

sure

what movie?

and what cookies?

[eggthan-gr33n]

Cookie cookies idk

I made them they're warm

Im waiting dude I have the adams family movie ready, where are you

[its-not-micro]

I'm WALKING OVER BE PATIENTTT

[eggthan-gr33n]

might not even beat you up at this point smh

[its-not-micro]

but then it's a hang out and we're breaking social norms

[eggthan-gr33n]

I said MIGHT you ain't clever

Cookies are getting cold

[its-not-micro]

I'm HERE let me IN

[eggthan-gr33n]

YESS- I mean whatever cool yeah prepare yourself

[eggthan-gr33n]

I let him wear my jacket why the fuck does he look like me

[its-not-micro]

hi I'm Ethan i love my girlfriend and cookies

[eggthan-gr33n]

No *I'm* ethan, back off of lex dude 😔

All jokes aside he's not a loser loser he's the other kind of loser I've pruclaymed it

Hes one of us now he's pretty alright

[its-not-micro]

and what are the kinds of loser?

[eggthan-gr33n]

theres *loser* loser and there's loser that doesn't have to win to be a cool person

Like Gerard way

And uh

Me

And you!

[its-not-micro]

I'm like you?

[eggthan-gr33n]

I wouldn't go that far

But you're cool

[its-not-micro]

Aww..

[eggthan-gr33n]

don't get big headed also I stole your bow tie it's still at mine

[its-not-micro]

that's okay i stole your jacket

[eggthan-gr33n]

FUCKER I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS COLD

[its-not-micro]

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE

[eggthan-gr33n]

I have VERY BAD OBJECT PERMINANCE

Please can I have my jacket back

[its-not-micro]

give me my bow tie back and I'll think about it

[eggthan-gr33n]

Alright I'm coming over you'd better be prepared

[its-not-micro]

I'm very prepared don't worry

[eggthan-gr33n]

Be more prepared I'm outside

[its-not-micro]

door was unlocked ten minutes ago

[eggthan-gr33n]

I knew that...

[its-not-micro]

uh huh...

very prepared

[eggthan-gr33n]

Jokes on you I'm just stealing more

[its-not-micro]

jokes on you I'm texting Lex

[eggthan-gr33n]

I trust her

Also If you send that photo anywhere you'e dead

[its-not-micro]

which photo..

[eggthan-gr33n]

exactly

[its-not-micro]

Lex is getting it no matter what

[eggthan-gr33n]

lex is NOT

Peter I have a reputation

[its-not-micro]

awww it must be so hard for you muffin

oh dear my finger slipped and I pressed send on the photo

[eggthan-gr33n]

Please be joking

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

Peter middlename Spankofscee

[its-not-micro]

Ethan middlename Greeyuhn

[eggthan-gr33n]

why are you spelling my name like that I spelt yours right

[its-not-micro]

N- no you didn't..

[eggthan-gr33n]

stop changing the subject DID you send that photo and DID she laugh at me

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

I'm taking your glasses and if you don't tell me I'm flushing them

[its-not-micro]

HEY

HEY NO

[eggthan-gr33n]

did she laugh??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[its-not-micro]

I DON'T KNOW I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT TH-

oh

oh no..

[eggthan-gr33n]

WHAT DOES OH NO MEAN

[its-not-micro]

i

i might've

i might've accidentally

sentittoted ( @1m-a-b4stard )

[eggthan-gr33n]

YOU DID WHAT

[1m-a-b4stard]

....hey Ethan

[eggthan-gr33n]

listen to me it's FAKE

[1m-a-b4stard]

RIGHT RIGHT OKAY DORK

[eggthan-gr33n]

You'll take that to your grave you here me?

[its-not-micro]

yo Pete

Peteyyy

Umm

So like

You doing anything

Thursday afternoon

Not that I care or anything cus like I have people to hang out with I'm not a total loser, but

Are you

-@eggthan-gr33n

I am not

however

sadly i only hang out with total losers

y'know the whole social hierarchy thing demands it

only with your level or below

so i sadly could only hang if you were to suddenly become a total loser

[eggthan-gr33n]

Shit... I mean great

Good

Cooool

Um

So I'm gonna come beat you up and I'm bringing cookies

Cus like I'm fine when all my friends are out of town yk? I'm not lonely

[its-not-micro]

sure you are eth

[eggthan-gr33n]

mhm so like

Meet me at four at mine and I'm gonna get you

And have cookies

And watch a movie

But mostly I'm gonna get you

[its-not-micro]

uh huh

sure

what movie?

and what cookies?

[eggthan-gr33n]

Cookie cookies idk

I made them they're warm

Im waiting dude I have the adams family movie ready, where are you

[its-not-micro]

I'm WALKING OVER BE PATIENTTT

[eggthan-gr33n]

might not even beat you up at this point smh

[its-not-micro]

but then it's a hang out and we're breaking social norms

[eggthan-gr33n]

I said MIGHT you ain't clever

Cookies are getting cold

[its-not-micro]

I'm HERE let me IN

[eggthan-gr33n]

YESS- I mean whatever cool yeah prepare yourself

[eggthan-gr33n]

I let him wear my jacket why the fuck does he look like me

[its-not-micro]

hi I'm Ethan i love my girlfriend and cookies

[eggthan-gr33n]

No *I'm* ethan, back off of lex dude 😔

All jokes aside he's not a loser loser he's the other kind of loser I've pruclaymed it

Hes one of us now he's pretty alright

[its-not-micro]

and what are the kinds of loser?

[eggthan-gr33n]

theres *loser* loser and there's loser that doesn't have to win to be a cool person

Like Gerard way

And uh

Me

And you!

[its-not-micro]

I'm like you?

[eggthan-gr33n]

I wouldn't go that far

But you're cool

[its-not-micro]

Aww..

[eggthan-gr33n]

don't get big headed also I stole your bow tie it's still at mine

[its-not-micro]

that's okay i stole your jacket

[eggthan-gr33n]

FUCKER I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS COLD

[its-not-micro]

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE

[eggthan-gr33n]

I have VERY BAD OBJECT PERMINANCE

Please can I have my jacket back

[its-not-micro]

give me my bow tie back and I'll think about it

[eggthan-gr33n]

Alright I'm coming over you'd better be prepared

[its-not-micro]

I'm very prepared don't worry

[eggthan-gr33n]

Be more prepared I'm outside

[its-not-micro]

door was unlocked ten minutes ago

[eggthan-gr33n]

I knew that...

[its-not-micro]

uh huh...

very prepared

[eggthan-gr33n]

Jokes on you I'm just stealing more

[its-not-micro]

jokes on you I'm texting Lex

[eggthan-gr33n]

I trust her

Also If you send that photo anywhere you'e dead

[its-not-micro]

which photo..

[eggthan-gr33n]

exactly

[its-not-micro]

Lex is getting it no matter what

[eggthan-gr33n]

lex is NOT

Peter I have a reputation

[its-not-micro]

awww it must be so hard for you muffin

oh dear my finger slipped and I pressed send on the photo

[eggthan-gr33n]

Please be joking

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

Peter middlename Spankofscee

[its-not-micro]

Ethan middlename Greeyuhn

[eggthan-gr33n]

why are you spelling my name like that I spelt yours right

[its-not-micro]

N- no you didn't..

[eggthan-gr33n]

stop changing the subject DID you send that photo and DID she laugh at me

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

I'm taking your glasses and if you don't tell me I'm flushing them

[its-not-micro]

HEY

HEY NO

[eggthan-gr33n]

did she laugh??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[its-not-micro]

I DON'T KNOW I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT TH-

oh

oh no..

[eggthan-gr33n]

WHAT DOES OH NO MEAN

[its-not-micro]

i

i might've

i might've accidentally

sentittoted ( @1m-a-b4stard )

[eggthan-gr33n]

YOU DID WHAT

[1m-a-b4stard]

....hey Ethan

[eggthan-gr33n]

listen to me it's FAKE

[its-not-micro]

yo Pete

Peteyyy

Umm

So like

You doing anything

Thursday afternoon

Not that I care or anything cus like I have people to hang out with I'm not a total loser, but

Are you

-@eggthan-gr33n

I am not

however

sadly i only hang out with total losers

y'know the whole social hierarchy thing demands it

only with your level or below

so i sadly could only hang if you were to suddenly become a total loser

[eggthan-gr33n]

Shit... I mean great

Good

Cooool

Um

So I'm gonna come beat you up and I'm bringing cookies

Cus like I'm fine when all my friends are out of town yk? I'm not lonely

[its-not-micro]

sure you are eth

[eggthan-gr33n]

mhm so like

Meet me at four at mine and I'm gonna get you

And have cookies

And watch a movie

But mostly I'm gonna get you

[its-not-micro]

uh huh

sure

what movie?

and what cookies?

[eggthan-gr33n]

Cookie cookies idk

I made them they're warm

Im waiting dude I have the adams family movie ready, where are you

[its-not-micro]

I'm WALKING OVER BE PATIENTTT

[eggthan-gr33n]

might not even beat you up at this point smh

[its-not-micro]

but then it's a hang out and we're breaking social norms

[eggthan-gr33n]

I said MIGHT you ain't clever

Cookies are getting cold

[its-not-micro]

I'm HERE let me IN

[eggthan-gr33n]

YESS- I mean whatever cool yeah prepare yourself

[eggthan-gr33n]

I let him wear my jacket why the fuck does he look like me

[its-not-micro]

hi I'm Ethan i love my girlfriend and cookies

[eggthan-gr33n]

No *I'm* ethan, back off of lex dude 😔

All jokes aside he's not a loser loser he's the other kind of loser I've pruclaymed it

Hes one of us now he's pretty alright

[its-not-micro]

and what are the kinds of loser?

[eggthan-gr33n]

theres *loser* loser and there's loser that doesn't have to win to be a cool person

Like Gerard way

And uh

Me

And you!

[its-not-micro]

I'm like you?

[eggthan-gr33n]

I wouldn't go that far

But you're cool

[its-not-micro]

Aww..

[eggthan-gr33n]

don't get big headed also I stole your bow tie it's still at mine

[its-not-micro]

that's okay i stole your jacket

[eggthan-gr33n]

FUCKER I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS COLD

[its-not-micro]

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE

[eggthan-gr33n]

I have VERY BAD OBJECT PERMINANCE

Please can I have my jacket back

[its-not-micro]

give me my bow tie back and I'll think about it

[eggthan-gr33n]

Alright I'm coming over you'd better be prepared

[its-not-micro]

I'm very prepared don't worry

[eggthan-gr33n]

Be more prepared I'm outside

[its-not-micro]

door was unlocked ten minutes ago

[eggthan-gr33n]

I knew that...

[its-not-micro]

uh huh...

very prepared

[eggthan-gr33n]

Jokes on you I'm just stealing more

[its-not-micro]

jokes on you I'm texting Lex

[eggthan-gr33n]

I trust her

Also If you send that photo anywhere you'e dead

[its-not-micro]

which photo..

[eggthan-gr33n]

exactly

[its-not-micro]

Lex is getting it no matter what

[eggthan-gr33n]

lex is NOT

Peter I have a reputation

[its-not-micro]

awww it must be so hard for you muffin

oh dear my finger slipped and I pressed send on the photo

[eggthan-gr33n]

Please be joking

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

Peter middlename Spankofscee

[its-not-micro]

Ethan middlename Greeyuhn

[eggthan-gr33n]

why are you spelling my name like that I spelt yours right

[its-not-micro]

N- no you didn't..

[eggthan-gr33n]

stop changing the subject DID you send that photo and DID she laugh at me

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

I'm taking your glasses and if you don't tell me I'm flushing them

[its-not-micro]

HEY

HEY NO

[eggthan-gr33n]

did she laugh??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[its-not-micro]

I DON'T KNOW I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT TH-

oh

oh no..

[eggthan-gr33n]

WHAT DOES OH NO MEAN

[its-not-micro]

i

i might've

i might've accidentally

sentittoted ( @1m-a-b4stard )

[eggthan-gr33n]

YOU DID WHAT

[its-not-micro]

yo Pete

Peteyyy

Umm

So like

You doing anything

Thursday afternoon

Not that I care or anything cus like I have people to hang out with I'm not a total loser, but

Are you

-@eggthan-gr33n

I am not

however

sadly i only hang out with total losers

y'know the whole social hierarchy thing demands it

only with your level or below

so i sadly could only hang if you were to suddenly become a total loser

[eggthan-gr33n]

Shit... I mean great

Good

Cooool

Um

So I'm gonna come beat you up and I'm bringing cookies

Cus like I'm fine when all my friends are out of town yk? I'm not lonely

[its-not-micro]

sure you are eth

[eggthan-gr33n]

mhm so like

Meet me at four at mine and I'm gonna get you

And have cookies

And watch a movie

But mostly I'm gonna get you

[its-not-micro]

uh huh

sure

what movie?

and what cookies?

[eggthan-gr33n]

Cookie cookies idk

I made them they're warm

Im waiting dude I have the adams family movie ready, where are you

[its-not-micro]

I'm WALKING OVER BE PATIENTTT

[eggthan-gr33n]

might not even beat you up at this point smh

[its-not-micro]

but then it's a hang out and we're breaking social norms

[eggthan-gr33n]

I said MIGHT you ain't clever

Cookies are getting cold

[its-not-micro]

I'm HERE let me IN

[eggthan-gr33n]

YESS- I mean whatever cool yeah prepare yourself

[eggthan-gr33n]

I let him wear my jacket why the fuck does he look like me

[its-not-micro]

hi I'm Ethan i love my girlfriend and cookies

[eggthan-gr33n]

No *I'm* ethan, back off of lex dude 😔

All jokes aside he's not a loser loser he's the other kind of loser I've pruclaymed it

Hes one of us now he's pretty alright

[its-not-micro]

and what are the kinds of loser?

[eggthan-gr33n]

theres *loser* loser and there's loser that doesn't have to win to be a cool person

Like Gerard way

And uh

Me

And you!

[its-not-micro]

I'm like you?

[eggthan-gr33n]

I wouldn't go that far

But you're cool

[its-not-micro]

Aww..

[eggthan-gr33n]

don't get big headed also I stole your bow tie it's still at mine

[its-not-micro]

that's okay i stole your jacket

[eggthan-gr33n]

FUCKER I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS COLD

[its-not-micro]

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE

[eggthan-gr33n]

I have VERY BAD OBJECT PERMINANCE

Please can I have my jacket back

[its-not-micro]

give me my bow tie back and I'll think about it

[eggthan-gr33n]

Alright I'm coming over you'd better be prepared

[its-not-micro]

I'm very prepared don't worry

[eggthan-gr33n]

Be more prepared I'm outside

[its-not-micro]

door was unlocked ten minutes ago

[eggthan-gr33n]

I knew that...

[its-not-micro]

uh huh...

very prepared

[eggthan-gr33n]

Jokes on you I'm just stealing more

[its-not-micro]

jokes on you I'm texting Lex

[eggthan-gr33n]

I trust her

Also If you send that photo anywhere you'e dead

[its-not-micro]

which photo..

[eggthan-gr33n]

exactly

[its-not-micro]

Lex is getting it no matter what

[eggthan-gr33n]

lex is NOT

Peter I have a reputation

[its-not-micro]

awww it must be so hard for you muffin

oh dear my finger slipped and I pressed send on the photo

[eggthan-gr33n]

Please be joking

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

Peter middlename Spankofscee

[its-not-micro]

Ethan middlename Greeyuhn

[eggthan-gr33n]

why are you spelling my name like that I spelt yours right

[its-not-micro]

N- no you didn't..

[eggthan-gr33n]

stop changing the subject DID you send that photo and DID she laugh at me

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

I'm taking your glasses and if you don't tell me I'm flushing them

[its-not-micro]

HEY

HEY NO

[eggthan-gr33n]

did she laugh??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[its-not-micro]

I DON'T KNOW I HAVEN'T LOOKED AT TH-

oh

oh no..

[eggthan-gr33n]

WHAT DOES OH NO MEAN

[its-not-micro]

yo Pete

Peteyyy

Umm

So like

You doing anything

Thursday afternoon

Not that I care or anything cus like I have people to hang out with I'm not a total loser, but

Are you

-@eggthan-gr33n

I am not

however

sadly i only hang out with total losers

y'know the whole social hierarchy thing demands it

only with your level or below

so i sadly could only hang if you were to suddenly become a total loser

[eggthan-gr33n]

Shit... I mean great

Good

Cooool

Um

So I'm gonna come beat you up and I'm bringing cookies

Cus like I'm fine when all my friends are out of town yk? I'm not lonely

[its-not-micro]

sure you are eth

[eggthan-gr33n]

mhm so like

Meet me at four at mine and I'm gonna get you

And have cookies

And watch a movie

But mostly I'm gonna get you

[its-not-micro]

uh huh

sure

what movie?

and what cookies?

[eggthan-gr33n]

Cookie cookies idk

I made them they're warm

Im waiting dude I have the adams family movie ready, where are you

[its-not-micro]

I'm WALKING OVER BE PATIENTTT

[eggthan-gr33n]

might not even beat you up at this point smh

[its-not-micro]

but then it's a hang out and we're breaking social norms

[eggthan-gr33n]

I said MIGHT you ain't clever

Cookies are getting cold

[its-not-micro]

I'm HERE let me IN

[eggthan-gr33n]

YESS- I mean whatever cool yeah prepare yourself

[eggthan-gr33n]

I let him wear my jacket why the fuck does he look like me

[its-not-micro]

hi I'm Ethan i love my girlfriend and cookies

[eggthan-gr33n]

No *I'm* ethan, back off of lex dude 😔

All jokes aside he's not a loser loser he's the other kind of loser I've pruclaymed it

Hes one of us now he's pretty alright

[its-not-micro]

and what are the kinds of loser?

[eggthan-gr33n]

theres *loser* loser and there's loser that doesn't have to win to be a cool person

Like Gerard way

And uh

Me

And you!

[its-not-micro]

I'm like you?

[eggthan-gr33n]

I wouldn't go that far

But you're cool

[its-not-micro]

Aww..

[eggthan-gr33n]

don't get big headed also I stole your bow tie it's still at mine

[its-not-micro]

that's okay i stole your jacket

[eggthan-gr33n]

FUCKER I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS COLD

[its-not-micro]

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE

[eggthan-gr33n]

I have VERY BAD OBJECT PERMINANCE

Please can I have my jacket back

[its-not-micro]

give me my bow tie back and I'll think about it

[eggthan-gr33n]

Alright I'm coming over you'd better be prepared

[its-not-micro]

I'm very prepared don't worry

[eggthan-gr33n]

Be more prepared I'm outside

[its-not-micro]

door was unlocked ten minutes ago

[eggthan-gr33n]

I knew that...

[its-not-micro]

uh huh...

very prepared

[eggthan-gr33n]

Jokes on you I'm just stealing more

[its-not-micro]

jokes on you I'm texting Lex

[eggthan-gr33n]

I trust her

Also If you send that photo anywhere you'e dead

[its-not-micro]

which photo..

[eggthan-gr33n]

exactly

[its-not-micro]

Lex is getting it no matter what

[eggthan-gr33n]

lex is NOT

Peter I have a reputation

[its-not-micro]

awww it must be so hard for you muffin

oh dear my finger slipped and I pressed send on the photo

[eggthan-gr33n]

Please be joking

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

Peter middlename Spankofscee

[its-not-micro]

Ethan middlename Greeyuhn

[eggthan-gr33n]

why are you spelling my name like that I spelt yours right

[its-not-micro]

N- no you didn't..

[eggthan-gr33n]

stop changing the subject DID you send that photo and DID she laugh at me

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

Why this doesn't exist yet I have no clue:

[its-not-micro]

yo Pete

Peteyyy

Umm

So like

You doing anything

Thursday afternoon

Not that I care or anything cus like I have people to hang out with I'm not a total loser, but

Are you

-@eggthan-gr33n

I am not

however

sadly i only hang out with total losers

y'know the whole social hierarchy thing demands it

only with your level or below

so i sadly could only hang if you were to suddenly become a total loser

[eggthan-gr33n]

Shit... I mean great

Good

Cooool

Um

So I'm gonna come beat you up and I'm bringing cookies

Cus like I'm fine when all my friends are out of town yk? I'm not lonely

[its-not-micro]

sure you are eth

[eggthan-gr33n]

mhm so like

Meet me at four at mine and I'm gonna get you

And have cookies

And watch a movie

But mostly I'm gonna get you

[its-not-micro]

uh huh

sure

what movie?

and what cookies?

[eggthan-gr33n]

Cookie cookies idk

I made them they're warm

Im waiting dude I have the adams family movie ready, where are you

[its-not-micro]

I'm WALKING OVER BE PATIENTTT

[eggthan-gr33n]

might not even beat you up at this point smh

[its-not-micro]

but then it's a hang out and we're breaking social norms

[eggthan-gr33n]

I said MIGHT you ain't clever

Cookies are getting cold

[its-not-micro]

I'm HERE let me IN

[eggthan-gr33n]

YESS- I mean whatever cool yeah prepare yourself

[eggthan-gr33n]

I let him wear my jacket why the fuck does he look like me

[its-not-micro]

hi I'm Ethan i love my girlfriend and cookies

[eggthan-gr33n]

No *I'm* ethan, back off of lex dude 😔

All jokes aside he's not a loser loser he's the other kind of loser I've pruclaymed it

Hes one of us now he's pretty alright

[its-not-micro]

and what are the kinds of loser?

[eggthan-gr33n]

theres *loser* loser and there's loser that doesn't have to win to be a cool person

Like Gerard way

And uh

Me

And you!

[its-not-micro]

I'm like you?

[eggthan-gr33n]

I wouldn't go that far

But you're cool

[its-not-micro]

Aww..

[eggthan-gr33n]

don't get big headed also I stole your bow tie it's still at mine

[its-not-micro]

that's okay i stole your jacket

[eggthan-gr33n]

FUCKER I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS COLD

[its-not-micro]

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE

[eggthan-gr33n]

I have VERY BAD OBJECT PERMINANCE

Please can I have my jacket back

[its-not-micro]

give me my bow tie back and I'll think about it

[eggthan-gr33n]

Alright I'm coming over you'd better be prepared

[its-not-micro]

I'm very prepared don't worry

[eggthan-gr33n]

Be more prepared I'm outside

[its-not-micro]

door was unlocked ten minutes ago

[eggthan-gr33n]

I knew that...

[its-not-micro]

uh huh...

very prepared

[eggthan-gr33n]

Jokes on you I'm just stealing more

[its-not-micro]

jokes on you I'm texting Lex

[eggthan-gr33n]

I trust her

Also If you send that photo anywhere you'e dead

[its-not-micro]

which photo..

[eggthan-gr33n]

exactly

[its-not-micro]

Lex is getting it no matter what

[eggthan-gr33n]

lex is NOT

Peter I have a reputation

[its-not-micro]

awww it must be so hard for you muffin

oh dear my finger slipped and I pressed send on the photo

[eggthan-gr33n]

Please be joking

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

Peter middlename Spankofscee

[its-not-micro]

Ethan middlename Greeyuhn

[eggthan-gr33n]

why are you spelling my name like that I spelt yours right

[its-not-micro]

N- no you didn't..

[eggthan-gr33n]

stop changing the subject DID you send that photo and DID she laugh at me

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

I'm taking your glasses and if you don't tell me I'm flushing them

[its-not-micro]

HEY

HEY NO

[eggthan-gr33n]

did she laugh??? 🤨🤨🤨🤨

[its-not-micro]

yo Pete

Peteyyy

Umm

So like

You doing anything

Thursday afternoon

Not that I care or anything cus like I have people to hang out with I'm not a total loser, but

Are you

-@eggthan-gr33n

I am not

however

sadly i only hang out with total losers

y'know the whole social hierarchy thing demands it

only with your level or below

so i sadly could only hang if you were to suddenly become a total loser

[eggthan-gr33n]

Shit... I mean great

Good

Cooool

Um

So I'm gonna come beat you up and I'm bringing cookies

Cus like I'm fine when all my friends are out of town yk? I'm not lonely

[its-not-micro]

sure you are eth

[eggthan-gr33n]

mhm so like

Meet me at four at mine and I'm gonna get you

And have cookies

And watch a movie

But mostly I'm gonna get you

[its-not-micro]

uh huh

sure

what movie?

and what cookies?

[eggthan-gr33n]

Cookie cookies idk

I made them they're warm

Im waiting dude I have the adams family movie ready, where are you

[its-not-micro]

I'm WALKING OVER BE PATIENTTT

[eggthan-gr33n]

might not even beat you up at this point smh

[its-not-micro]

but then it's a hang out and we're breaking social norms

[eggthan-gr33n]

I said MIGHT you ain't clever

Cookies are getting cold

[its-not-micro]

I'm HERE let me IN

[eggthan-gr33n]

YESS- I mean whatever cool yeah prepare yourself

[eggthan-gr33n]

I let him wear my jacket why the fuck does he look like me

[its-not-micro]

hi I'm Ethan i love my girlfriend and cookies

[eggthan-gr33n]

No *I'm* ethan, back off of lex dude 😔

All jokes aside he's not a loser loser he's the other kind of loser I've pruclaymed it

Hes one of us now he's pretty alright

[its-not-micro]

and what are the kinds of loser?

[eggthan-gr33n]

theres *loser* loser and there's loser that doesn't have to win to be a cool person

Like Gerard way

And uh

Me

And you!

[its-not-micro]

I'm like you?

[eggthan-gr33n]

I wouldn't go that far

But you're cool

[its-not-micro]

Aww..

[eggthan-gr33n]

don't get big headed also I stole your bow tie it's still at mine

[its-not-micro]

that's okay i stole your jacket

[eggthan-gr33n]

FUCKER I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS COLD

[its-not-micro]

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE

[eggthan-gr33n]

I have VERY BAD OBJECT PERMINANCE

Please can I have my jacket back

[its-not-micro]

give me my bow tie back and I'll think about it

[eggthan-gr33n]

Alright I'm coming over you'd better be prepared

[its-not-micro]

I'm very prepared don't worry

[eggthan-gr33n]

Be more prepared I'm outside

[its-not-micro]

door was unlocked ten minutes ago

[eggthan-gr33n]

I knew that...

[its-not-micro]

uh huh...

very prepared

[eggthan-gr33n]

Jokes on you I'm just stealing more

[its-not-micro]

jokes on you I'm texting Lex

[eggthan-gr33n]

I trust her

Also If you send that photo anywhere you'e dead

[its-not-micro]

which photo..

[eggthan-gr33n]

exactly

[its-not-micro]

Lex is getting it no matter what

[eggthan-gr33n]

lex is NOT

Peter I have a reputation

[its-not-micro]

awww it must be so hard for you muffin

oh dear my finger slipped and I pressed send on the photo

[eggthan-gr33n]

Please be joking

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

Peter middlename Spankofscee

[its-not-micro]

Ethan middlename Greeyuhn

[eggthan-gr33n]

why are you spelling my name like that I spelt yours right

[its-not-micro]

N- no you didn't..

[eggthan-gr33n]

stop changing the subject DID you send that photo and DID she laugh at me

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

I'm taking your glasses and if you don't tell me I'm flushing them

[its-not-micro]

yo Pete

Peteyyy

Umm

So like

You doing anything

Thursday afternoon

Not that I care or anything cus like I have people to hang out with I'm not a total loser, but

Are you

-@eggthan-gr33n

I am not

however

sadly i only hang out with total losers

y'know the whole social hierarchy thing demands it

only with your level or below

so i sadly could only hang if you were to suddenly become a total loser

[eggthan-gr33n]

Shit... I mean great

Good

Cooool

Um

So I'm gonna come beat you up and I'm bringing cookies

Cus like I'm fine when all my friends are out of town yk? I'm not lonely

[its-not-micro]

sure you are eth

[eggthan-gr33n]

mhm so like

Meet me at four at mine and I'm gonna get you

And have cookies

And watch a movie

But mostly I'm gonna get you

[its-not-micro]

uh huh

sure

what movie?

and what cookies?

[eggthan-gr33n]

Cookie cookies idk

I made them they're warm

Im waiting dude I have the adams family movie ready, where are you

[its-not-micro]

I'm WALKING OVER BE PATIENTTT

[eggthan-gr33n]

might not even beat you up at this point smh

[its-not-micro]

but then it's a hang out and we're breaking social norms

[eggthan-gr33n]

I said MIGHT you ain't clever

Cookies are getting cold

[its-not-micro]

I'm HERE let me IN

[eggthan-gr33n]

YESS- I mean whatever cool yeah prepare yourself

[eggthan-gr33n]

I let him wear my jacket why the fuck does he look like me

[its-not-micro]

hi I'm Ethan i love my girlfriend and cookies

[eggthan-gr33n]

No *I'm* ethan, back off of lex dude 😔

All jokes aside he's not a loser loser he's the other kind of loser I've pruclaymed it

Hes one of us now he's pretty alright

[its-not-micro]

and what are the kinds of loser?

[eggthan-gr33n]

theres *loser* loser and there's loser that doesn't have to win to be a cool person

Like Gerard way

And uh

Me

And you!

[its-not-micro]

I'm like you?

[eggthan-gr33n]

I wouldn't go that far

But you're cool

[its-not-micro]

Aww..

[eggthan-gr33n]

don't get big headed also I stole your bow tie it's still at mine

[its-not-micro]

that's okay i stole your jacket

[eggthan-gr33n]

FUCKER I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS COLD

[its-not-micro]

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE

[eggthan-gr33n]

I have VERY BAD OBJECT PERMINANCE

Please can I have my jacket back

[its-not-micro]

give me my bow tie back and I'll think about it

[eggthan-gr33n]

Alright I'm coming over you'd better be prepared

[its-not-micro]

I'm very prepared don't worry

[eggthan-gr33n]

Be more prepared I'm outside

[its-not-micro]

door was unlocked ten minutes ago

[eggthan-gr33n]

I knew that...

[its-not-micro]

uh huh...

very prepared

[eggthan-gr33n]

Jokes on you I'm just stealing more

[its-not-micro]

jokes on you I'm texting Lex

[eggthan-gr33n]

I trust her

Also If you send that photo anywhere you'e dead

[its-not-micro]

which photo..

[eggthan-gr33n]

exactly

[its-not-micro]

Lex is getting it no matter what

[eggthan-gr33n]

lex is NOT

Peter I have a reputation

[its-not-micro]

awww it must be so hard for you muffin

oh dear my finger slipped and I pressed send on the photo

[eggthan-gr33n]

Please be joking

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

Peter middlename Spankofscee

[its-not-micro]

Ethan middlename Greeyuhn

[eggthan-gr33n]

why are you spelling my name like that I spelt yours right

[its-not-micro]

N- no you didn't..

[eggthan-gr33n]

stop changing the subject DID you send that photo and DID she laugh at me

[its-not-micro]

yo Pete

Peteyyy

Umm

So like

You doing anything

Thursday afternoon

Not that I care or anything cus like I have people to hang out with I'm not a total loser, but

Are you

-@eggthan-gr33n

I am not

however

sadly i only hang out with total losers

y'know the whole social hierarchy thing demands it

only with your level or below

so i sadly could only hang if you were to suddenly become a total loser

[eggthan-gr33n]

Shit... I mean great

Good

Cooool

Um

So I'm gonna come beat you up and I'm bringing cookies

Cus like I'm fine when all my friends are out of town yk? I'm not lonely

[its-not-micro]

sure you are eth

[eggthan-gr33n]

mhm so like

Meet me at four at mine and I'm gonna get you

And have cookies

And watch a movie

But mostly I'm gonna get you

[its-not-micro]

uh huh

sure

what movie?

and what cookies?

[eggthan-gr33n]

Cookie cookies idk

I made them they're warm

Im waiting dude I have the adams family movie ready, where are you

[its-not-micro]

I'm WALKING OVER BE PATIENTTT

[eggthan-gr33n]

might not even beat you up at this point smh

[its-not-micro]

but then it's a hang out and we're breaking social norms

[eggthan-gr33n]

I said MIGHT you ain't clever

Cookies are getting cold

[its-not-micro]

I'm HERE let me IN

[eggthan-gr33n]

YESS- I mean whatever cool yeah prepare yourself

[eggthan-gr33n]

I let him wear my jacket why the fuck does he look like me

[its-not-micro]

hi I'm Ethan i love my girlfriend and cookies

[eggthan-gr33n]

No *I'm* ethan, back off of lex dude 😔

All jokes aside he's not a loser loser he's the other kind of loser I've pruclaymed it

Hes one of us now he's pretty alright

[its-not-micro]

and what are the kinds of loser?

[eggthan-gr33n]

theres *loser* loser and there's loser that doesn't have to win to be a cool person

Like Gerard way

And uh

Me

And you!

[its-not-micro]

I'm like you?

[eggthan-gr33n]

I wouldn't go that far

But you're cool

[its-not-micro]

Aww..

[eggthan-gr33n]

don't get big headed also I stole your bow tie it's still at mine

[its-not-micro]

that's okay i stole your jacket

[eggthan-gr33n]

FUCKER I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS COLD

[its-not-micro]

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE

[eggthan-gr33n]

I have VERY BAD OBJECT PERMINANCE

Please can I have my jacket back

[its-not-micro]

give me my bow tie back and I'll think about it

[eggthan-gr33n]

Alright I'm coming over you'd better be prepared

[its-not-micro]

I'm very prepared don't worry

[eggthan-gr33n]

Be more prepared I'm outside

[its-not-micro]

door was unlocked ten minutes ago

[eggthan-gr33n]

I knew that...

[its-not-micro]

uh huh...

very prepared

[eggthan-gr33n]

Jokes on you I'm just stealing more

[its-not-micro]

jokes on you I'm texting Lex

[eggthan-gr33n]

I trust her

Also If you send that photo anywhere you'e dead

[its-not-micro]

which photo..

[eggthan-gr33n]

exactly

[its-not-micro]

Lex is getting it no matter what

[eggthan-gr33n]

lex is NOT

Peter I have a reputation

[its-not-micro]

awww it must be so hard for you muffin

oh dear my finger slipped and I pressed send on the photo

[eggthan-gr33n]

Please be joking

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

Peter middlename Spankofscee

[its-not-micro]

Ethan middlename Greeyuhn

[eggthan-gr33n]

why are you spelling my name like that I spelt yours right

[its-not-micro]

yo Pete

Peteyyy

Umm

So like

You doing anything

Thursday afternoon

Not that I care or anything cus like I have people to hang out with I'm not a total loser, but

Are you

-@eggthan-gr33n

I am not

however

sadly i only hang out with total losers

y'know the whole social hierarchy thing demands it

only with your level or below

so i sadly could only hang if you were to suddenly become a total loser

[eggthan-gr33n]

Shit... I mean great

Good

Cooool

Um

So I'm gonna come beat you up and I'm bringing cookies

Cus like I'm fine when all my friends are out of town yk? I'm not lonely

[its-not-micro]

sure you are eth

[eggthan-gr33n]

mhm so like

Meet me at four at mine and I'm gonna get you

And have cookies

And watch a movie

But mostly I'm gonna get you

[its-not-micro]

uh huh

sure

what movie?

and what cookies?

[eggthan-gr33n]

Cookie cookies idk

I made them they're warm

Im waiting dude I have the adams family movie ready, where are you

[its-not-micro]

I'm WALKING OVER BE PATIENTTT

[eggthan-gr33n]

might not even beat you up at this point smh

[its-not-micro]

but then it's a hang out and we're breaking social norms

[eggthan-gr33n]

I said MIGHT you ain't clever

Cookies are getting cold

[its-not-micro]

I'm HERE let me IN

[eggthan-gr33n]

YESS- I mean whatever cool yeah prepare yourself

[eggthan-gr33n]

I let him wear my jacket why the fuck does he look like me

[its-not-micro]

hi I'm Ethan i love my girlfriend and cookies

[eggthan-gr33n]

No *I'm* ethan, back off of lex dude 😔

All jokes aside he's not a loser loser he's the other kind of loser I've pruclaymed it

Hes one of us now he's pretty alright

[its-not-micro]

and what are the kinds of loser?

[eggthan-gr33n]

theres *loser* loser and there's loser that doesn't have to win to be a cool person

Like Gerard way

And uh

Me

And you!

[its-not-micro]

I'm like you?

[eggthan-gr33n]

I wouldn't go that far

But you're cool

[its-not-micro]

Aww..

[eggthan-gr33n]

don't get big headed also I stole your bow tie it's still at mine

[its-not-micro]

that's okay i stole your jacket

[eggthan-gr33n]

FUCKER I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS COLD

[its-not-micro]

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE

[eggthan-gr33n]

I have VERY BAD OBJECT PERMINANCE

Please can I have my jacket back

[its-not-micro]

give me my bow tie back and I'll think about it

[eggthan-gr33n]

Alright I'm coming over you'd better be prepared

[its-not-micro]

I'm very prepared don't worry

[eggthan-gr33n]

Be more prepared I'm outside

[its-not-micro]

door was unlocked ten minutes ago

[eggthan-gr33n]

I knew that...

[its-not-micro]

uh huh...

very prepared

[eggthan-gr33n]

Jokes on you I'm just stealing more

[its-not-micro]

jokes on you I'm texting Lex

[eggthan-gr33n]

I trust her

Also If you send that photo anywhere you'e dead

[its-not-micro]

which photo..

[eggthan-gr33n]

exactly

[its-not-micro]

Lex is getting it no matter what

[eggthan-gr33n]

lex is NOT

Peter I have a reputation

[its-not-micro]

awww it must be so hard for you muffin

oh dear my finger slipped and I pressed send on the photo

[eggthan-gr33n]

Please be joking

[its-not-micro]

:)

[eggthan-gr33n]

Peter middlename Spankofscee

[its-not-micro]

yo Pete

Peteyyy

Umm

So like

You doing anything

Thursday afternoon

Not that I care or anything cus like I have people to hang out with I'm not a total loser, but

Are you

-@eggthan-gr33n

I am not

however

sadly i only hang out with total losers

y'know the whole social hierarchy thing demands it

only with your level or below

so i sadly could only hang if you were to suddenly become a total loser

[eggthan-gr33n]

Shit... I mean great

Good

Cooool

Um

So I'm gonna come beat you up and I'm bringing cookies

Cus like I'm fine when all my friends are out of town yk? I'm not lonely

[its-not-micro]

sure you are eth

[eggthan-gr33n]

mhm so like

Meet me at four at mine and I'm gonna get you

And have cookies

And watch a movie

But mostly I'm gonna get you

[its-not-micro]

uh huh

sure

what movie?

and what cookies?

[eggthan-gr33n]

Cookie cookies idk

I made them they're warm

Im waiting dude I have the adams family movie ready, where are you

[its-not-micro]

I'm WALKING OVER BE PATIENTTT

[eggthan-gr33n]

might not even beat you up at this point smh

[its-not-micro]

but then it's a hang out and we're breaking social norms

[eggthan-gr33n]

I said MIGHT you ain't clever

Cookies are getting cold

[its-not-micro]

I'm HERE let me IN

[eggthan-gr33n]

YESS- I mean whatever cool yeah prepare yourself

[eggthan-gr33n]

I let him wear my jacket why the fuck does he look like me

[its-not-micro]

hi I'm Ethan i love my girlfriend and cookies

[eggthan-gr33n]

No *I'm* ethan, back off of lex dude 😔

All jokes aside he's not a loser loser he's the other kind of loser I've pruclaymed it

Hes one of us now he's pretty alright

[its-not-micro]

and what are the kinds of loser?

[eggthan-gr33n]

theres *loser* loser and there's loser that doesn't have to win to be a cool person

Like Gerard way

And uh

Me

And you!

[its-not-micro]

I'm like you?

[eggthan-gr33n]

I wouldn't go that far

But you're cool

[its-not-micro]

Aww..

[eggthan-gr33n]

don't get big headed also I stole your bow tie it's still at mine

[its-not-micro]

that's okay i stole your jacket

[eggthan-gr33n]

FUCKER I WAS WONDERING WHY I WAS COLD

[its-not-micro]

HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE

[eggthan-gr33n]

I have VERY BAD OBJECT PERMINANCE

Please can I have my jacket back

[its-not-micro]

give me my bow tie back and I'll think about it

[eggthan-gr33n]

Alright I'm coming over you'd better be prepared

[its-not-micro]

I'm very prepared don't worry

[eggthan-gr33n]

Be more prepared I'm outside

[its-not-micro]

door was unlocked ten minutes ago

[eggthan-gr33n]

I knew that...

[its-not-micro]

uh huh...

very prepared

[eggthan-gr33n]

Jokes on you I'm just stealing more

[its-not-micro]

jokes on you I'm texting Lex

[eggthan-gr33n]

I trust her

Also If you send that photo anywhere you'e dead

[its-not-micro]

which photo..

[eggthan-gr33n]

exactly

[its-not-micro]

Lex is getting it no matter what

[eggthan-gr33n]

lex is NOT

Peter I have a reputation

[its-not-micro]

awww it must be so hard for you muffin

oh dear my finger slipped and I pressed send on the photo

[eggthan-gr33n]

Please be joking