🎱 Ethan 🎱

Ethan, He/It. Stop calling me dislexic I would never Diss lex (Blog owner is does not support the Robert Manion controversy of 2021, they just really like black friday. A lot.)

[eggthan-gr33n]

Intro!!

Im Ethan, I'm 21 and living in Hatchetfield, Michigan.

I have a severe number allergy and will NOT be doing any maths on this god forsaken site

In the smoke club 💪

♥️L♥️

This is a rp acc! I am in no way affiliated with team starkid

My main - @watchoutpaul-hemightkickyourhead

Anything ooc will be in in this format when possible

I will only rp ships if its Lexethan (so sorry) 💚

Been thinking about doing incorrect quotes

Graphics by @bernardsbendystraws @engravedlives

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What's your favorite animal?

Hhhmmmnn... rats

[eggthan-gr33n]

Makes sense, look at you

[its-not-micro]

what's that supposed to mean :(

[eggthan-gr33n]

you're... mousey. Mouseish.

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what's THAT supposed to mean?! :((

[eggthan-gr33n]

You're small and squeaky

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hUH?! I AM NOT SQUEAKY!! AND I AM NOT SMALL!!!

[eggthan-gr33n]

YOURE LIKE SMALL IN SPIRIT

LIKE YOU'RE TALL BUT YOU GIVE THE VIBES OF 3 APPLES TALL AND PERPETUALEE

PERPECHTUALLY

per

Perpe

ALWAYS SCARED

AND YOU SPEAK HIGH

[its-not-micro]

What's your favorite animal?

Hhhmmmnn... rats

[eggthan-gr33n]

Makes sense, look at you

[its-not-micro]

what's that supposed to mean :(

[eggthan-gr33n]

you're... mousey. Mouseish.

[its-not-micro]

what's THAT supposed to mean?! :((

[eggthan-gr33n]

You're small and squeaky

[its-not-micro]

What's your favorite animal?

Hhhmmmnn... rats

[eggthan-gr33n]

Makes sense, look at you

[its-not-micro]

what's that supposed to mean :(

[eggthan-gr33n]

you're... mousey. Mouseish.

[its-not-micro]

What's your favorite animal?

Hhhmmmnn... rats

[eggthan-gr33n]

Makes sense, look at you

[eggthan-gr33n]

I don't NEED meds they HOLD ME BACK from being MY TRUE SELF stop MAKING ME TAKE THEM

[eggthan-gr33n]

Just swerved out of my own reflection's way but honestly that's the wall's fault

[1m-a-b4stard]

stares at you

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stares back at you

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raises an eyebrow

[1m-a-b4stard]

How do you explain these images...

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THESE

[eggthan-gr33n]

AHA!

[eggthan-gr33n]

is you dad dating ted spankoffski 😭🙏

Might be.

Ive been trying to find it out all detective styuhl but no success yet

Ill find out my guy, I'll report back 😌😌😌

[1m-a-b4stard]

Who even is your dad bro

Hah

I might sleep around a lot but that's ridiculous

[eggthan-gr33n]

why you laughing

He looks like me but older but why you laughing if you don't know him hmmmm?

[1m-a-b4stard]

I'm laughing because this is just so ridiculous.

I would not 'date' Tony

Pfft

[eggthan-gr33n]

I ain't buying it buster FESS UP WHAT DO YOU KNOW

[eggthan-gr33n]

going bowling with the kid, gonna try to go easy on her

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this game is rigged.

[eggthan-gr33n]

going bowling with the kid, gonna try to go easy on her

[eggthan-gr33n]

Dislexic? Nuh uh! That lexic! 🫵

🦵: *coughs* "does someone have a tissue?"

litterally no-one laughed man 😔

Unrelated but do you think a 13 year old would like that joke?

"No-one laughed" my ass he giggled so hard

[eggthan-gr33n]

But how are you so sure you aren't a fish...

I'm not DOING THIS again I'm NOT

[eggthan-gr33n]

daily reminder you aren't a fish <3

[eggthan-gr33n]

is you dad dating ted spankoffski 😭🙏

Might be.

Ive been trying to find it out all detective styuhl but no success yet

Ill find out my guy, I'll report back 😌😌😌

[1m-a-b4stard]

Who even is your dad bro

Hah

I might sleep around a lot but that's ridiculous

[eggthan-gr33n]

why you laughing

He looks like me but older but why you laughing if you don't know him hmmmm?

[fuck-n3rds]

SHITSHITSHIT

*ethan appears from seemingly nowhere and dives forward to chase something falling into the gutter*

Nooohoooo 😓😓

*he does not seem successful*

@eggthan-gr33n

*Max looks over at the situation, laughing a little.*

"You alright over there, dude?"

*He looks at Ethan and down the gutter to see if he might be able to help.*

[eggthan-gr33n]

Yeah um

Uh

My keys kinda

*'phewwwww doink' falling sound effect*

*he seems quite embarrassed, but not surprised, almost as if this happened many, many times before*