Hey, I'm Grump.

Grump. Artist. Former D club member. [Definitely not Arin Hanson.]

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His voice was loud and shrill as he yelled, stopping her in her tracks. A chill rose up her spine when he compared her to a monster. A mix of emotions, anger, pain, hurt. It was all she could do not to cry. Biting back the pain, she bit her lip painfully and turned back to face him. " You can come back tomorrow night. " her voice was shaking and she glared at him, " I won’t be here. " He was so determined, he obviously needed this hunt more than she did, without his pride he’d probably die right then and there. Once he looked confused enough she continued, ” If you want it so badly, you can have it!” Her stomach growled painfully, she’d be going without food again for a while, until her next bounty. ” But if you ever want to get anywhere in this would you should probably stop being such an ass! “

[egoarin]

Arin wasn't even marginally offended by being called an ass. It was an insult used to describe him so often it was almost like she was calling him by his name. What had managed to get under his skin was how quickly she had given up. Was he that horrible to her? She came across as so strong. The hunter ran a hand through his long hair as a wave of remorse washed over him. "Fucking hell." He mused silently to himself. If ever there was an emotion he wished he could get rid of, it was guilt. "Don't fuckin' be like that." Even he wasn't sure where he was going with this. He'd won, right? Why didn't he just take the victory and run? "I know what it's like to fail in this line of work, okay? You can't just run off because you got competition." He informed the blue haired girl in an oddly earnest way. "Yeah, I'm a prick, but that's how I let people know what's mine. If I started pouting and ran off every time someone raised their voice to me, I'd be dead by now." He continued as he made eye contact with her. "You may be a pain in the ass, but I don't want to think about you going hungry or whatever."

[purejudaism-blog]

"Cause I don’t fuck with you? I’d have so many questions after that. Like how did you catch one with out getting rabies or some shit and why the hell didn’t I wake up while you did this."

[egoarin]

"Because maybe I'm, like, the chipmunk whisperer or something, you don't know. Also, my answer may involve roofies. Spoilers: it does. I roofied you, Avidaniel."

[purejudaism-blog]

I'll stop putting stuff in your hair when it stops taking you over an hour to realize what I've done.

"I’m sorry that I expect you not to fuck with me while I sleep. I swear I’m gonna wind up finding some living thing in there. And when/if that day comes I swear to god I’ll punch you in the face. Okay maybe not the face but whatever man."

[egoarin]

"How could you ever expect me not to fuck with you in your sleep, ya fuckin' doof? That's, like, the best time to fuck with you. Also, wow, thanks, man. One chipmunk and it's like we're not even friends. I get it."

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AU PLOTS

Royalty!AU (cinderella)

         Rather self explanatory. One of my muses or one of yours is the prince/princess, and the other a simple commoner with a rather helpful Fairy Godmother.

InsaneAsylum!AU 

         My muse is locked in one of the lower levels of an Insane asylum under false charge while yours in the recently hired security guard. Perhaps this asylum isn’t as straight forward as it seems, a plot hidden behind the steel door and padded walls encaging my muse.

Cops&Robbers!AU

         One of our muses is a thief or a bandit of some kind while the other is head of the local police force. There’s a thick rivalry between the two, a kinda love/hate relationship that may lead them towards a more romantic approach later on.      

Circus!AU

         One of our muses is a high flying acrobat for one of the more famous traveling circuses. The other can either be another member of the circus or a member of the audience who falls in love on first sight.         

Aladdin!AU

         Honestly, if I need to explain this one then you and I are going to have to have a rather lengthy talk on the proper education of children…

Hunger Games!AU

         Muses can be from the same district or different districts. Either way there will be a shit ton of angst and strife.

Piratess and Mermaids!AU

         Muse is a pirate searching the seas and islands in between for gold and treasure. Muse stumbles upon other Muse (mermaid) at an island the ship stops at and they fall in love. 

Slave!AU

         My muse is a slave in an Ancient Era who has been sold to your muse as a coming of age present by your muse’s Guardian. 

Dragon!AU

         One of our muses is a dragon hunter who falls in love with the other, not knowing that they turn into a dragon during the night.

Superhero!AU

         One of our muses is a superhero fighting crime. The other eventually finds out the hero’s identity and ends up being dragged into their world whether they want to or not, becoming the target of the hero’s enemies. 

Hostage!AU

         One of our characters is a criminal, that takes refuge in the other characters house, essentially keeping them hostage. The hostage begins to develop feelings for their capture and helps them evade the police.

Sanatorium!AU

         One of our characters is a long time resident in a sanatorium and the other is the new staff member assigned to care for them.

War!AU

 Muses will be on the same or opposite sides of a war (i.e. Revolutionary -French or American-, Civil, or the World Wars). If the same, they must rely on each other during a situation where they are pinned down. If opposite, P.O.W. situation or spying.

Refuge!AU

Muse A is an escaped experiment from a facility (feel free to conjure up possible ‘mutations’, it doesn’t have to be visible like animal fur, it could be telekinesis or other stuff), and happens to wander around his/her surroundings until they bump into Muse B. It can either go two ways: Muse B can be protective and take Muse A in, or Muse B can be extremely cold and ignore Muse A, but Muse A becomes attached and follows him/her home.

Limited!AU

         In a world where mermaids exist, Muse A realizes that every full moon allows him/her to grow legs. And on the very night that they try exploring the human world, they encounter Muse B, who is enchanted by Muse A. And love ensues, until Muse A realizes the effects aren’t permanent.

Rundown!AU

         When Muse A, an infamous criminal manages to get himself/herself caught, they end up serving a sentence in jail. Muse B is the guard of his/her cell, and tension filled conversations behind bars begin, eventually resulting in the two falling in love/forming an unlikely friendship. But is Muse B willing to pay the price to free Muse A? 

SwanfuckingPrincess!AU 

         A hated arranged marriage between royal children which after time becomes desired. One of our muses is placed under a spell, transformed into a beautiful creature (doesn’t have to be a swan). The other, thinking his “love” to be the beast responsible, goes off to hunt it. Only in a certain pool under the light of the moon is the cursed muse able to regain their true form.

And then of course, the ever popular:

ArrangedMarriage!AU

         Muse A and Muse B are arranged to be married. They never meet until the day of the wedding at the alter. They could either fall in love as soon as they lay eyes on each other or they could hate each other. Either works. They could be awkward around each other but slowly fall in love, etc. etc. It can go any way you want.

Send me an ask if you’d like to request one as well as which muse you’re interested in~ I can get started on some of these today. Warning, at least most of these could end up being LONG

IDK I’m sure there are more that I’ll add eventually but my brain is totally fried right now…

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pokemon teams

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Dan and Arin from the Game Grumps. Drew this a while ago and forgot to post here!

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" What are you, four? Finders keepers?" Vivi laughed, though she was being cruel, her voice was soft and sweet. Walking towards the water’s edge, she watched the vibrations settling.The beast seemed to have moved to an underwater cave to hide. It would be a while before it returned. Pulling her bow back over her shoulder, she turned her back on him again. “Sorry to ruin your ‘Jaws’ moment. I’ll be back to collect the monster and the money later. ” Smirking she looked over her shoulder and raised an eyebrow at him. “Unless you think you can stop me. “

[egoarin]

Arin was taken aback by the way Vivi had spoken to him. So much so that he hadn't even noticed the vibrations cease in the water. The hunter's eyes were on her and her alone. His inability to get past his own ego had always been one of his biggest character flaws and now was a perfect example of why. "Think? I'm fucking positive I can stop you." The fact that she had gotten under his skin was evident as he pointed a stern finger in her direction. His cheeks flushed with anger. Again, his trigger finger was itching to take her out, but he managed to talk himself out of acting on this impulse once more. "Just because you totally fucked this hunt in the ass doesn't mean I'll let it happen tomorrow night. As far as I'm concerned, if you're the reason one of those bastards gets away, you're just as bad as they are." He snapped at her.

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Young!Arin appreciation post

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Vivi gasped as he grabbed her and whipped her around, her body was muscular but light, and he outweighed her but at least a hundred pounds. She was like a small doll, limp as he hissed in her face. Gripping her bow tightly as he insulted her she glared up at him. " My family taught me the meaning of practical weapons. You rely on the supply of ammo and soon you’ll run out. I’ve carved my own arrows since I could hold a knife. And when I’m out of time, I also carry a blade. Where’s your backup plan, bub? " She watched walk to the edge of the lake and aim towards the creature. Drawing her bow up, she shot before he knew what hit him, knocking his gun back with the force of the tipped arrow. " I get paid too, and you’re not getting in my way. "

[egoarin]

Furious and stunned, Arin quickly regained his composure, he had to or else she would have won this round. It seemed as though she might be as hard-headed as he was, but she did know her way around a bow. He moved to where the gun was pointed back at the water despite his urge to point it at her. "I don't need a backup plan." He spoke sternly. "And, honestly, even if I did- would I really tell you every weapon I had on my person?" He glanced at her. The beast delved deeper into the water causing Arin to curse under his breath. It would be back though. "You see? That big bitch would be dead now, Jaws style, if it weren't for you." He said harshly as he allowed the gun to lower. "Did your family ever teach you hunting rule number one? Finder's fucking keepers."

[purejudaism-blog]

"Jeez thanks, dick." Danny laughed lowly, wrinkling his nose ever so slightly. "In my defense you also talk about other people dicks. I mean after all you’ve got that silly list of guys you’d have fuck you." He smiled triumphantly as Arin closed his eyes. It was obvious that he enjoyed the kisses. It was then when Dan suddenly got an idea, one he was sure would send Arin over the edge. He kissed along his hand before reaching his thumb. He lazily running his tongue along it before taking it within his mouth. He was beyond excited to see the others reaction.

[egoarin]

Arin had opened his mouth to respond to Dan's comment. He had planned on saying that he never mentioned that Dan was secretly at the top of his list. But, instead of speaking, a soft moan escaped his lips. It was one that he hadn't seen coming. "D-Dan..." He spoke softly. His cheeks were heated, incredibly so, and he was sure it was obvious that Dan's actions were effecting him in a very physical way now.

[mxrtem3r]

Brand new literate Suzy Berhow roleplayer. Multi-verse/Mult-ship OC and AU friendly Come, let us begin the journey that is friendship.

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” You expect me to believe that you’re a professional? ” She giggled with a small snort, looking over his muddy pants and his choice of weapon. A gun, how typical. ” So why haven’t you killed it yet? Because you’re stupid and rash. Creatures this powerful require a knowledge that you don’t seem to possess. “ Rolling her eyes and crossing her arms, Vivi shifted her weight, leaning on her bow. He didn’t intimidate her, but his questioning of her skill was like sandpaper against her skin. She was going to have to fight him first before getting to the real enemy, not that others hadn’t gotten in her way before. " It’s mine. Now go sit down before you hurt yourself, or I feed you to the beast. " Giggling she turned to walk away from him.

[egoarin]

Arin's scowl only became more evident with every word that escaped the bright haired girl's mouth. Who did she think she was? He gently grabbed her arm to pull her back to him. "I wasn't finished." Another flaw of his, he didn't quite seem to know when to leave well-enough alone. "You're mocking the gun, but a bow? We're hunting monsters, not squirrels." He quipped before releasing her arm and beginning back to where he had originally been. Usually it took a bit of effort to get under his skin, but this tiny girl had managed to do it within seconds upon meeting. He almost felt like congratulating her. "I've been doing this since I was a kid, I get paid to do it, how much more professional can you get?" He had, in fact, come from a long line of monster hunters though, by no means, lived up to his family's reputation. It wasn't entirely his fault though since his father had refused to teach him. He claimed that it was for his own good. Still, without proper training, Arin handled himself relatively well. Even if he did get stuck in the mud every once in a while. "So, I suggest you back off." He mumbled before beginning to take aim with his gun. The thought of teaming up had never even entered his mind.

[purejudaism-blog]

A bright smile appeared upon Danny’s face as Arin answered his little question. Any answer he was given he would have been okay with really but this one really pleased him. It was just great know that Arin had always wanted him. “I wonder how I didn’t pick up on any of this.” He said with a soft laugh. “I must be really dense.” He could feels his cheeks starting to burn from all the staring at each other the two of them where doing. He wanted to look away but he couldn’t. “I’m really glad that we’ve got this all out and the open…now I can stop wandering 'what if' and shit. Cause I’ll be honest I was starting to go a little crazy.” He laughed softly before taking Arin’s hand within his. He brings it up towards his lips, planting soft kisses against his skin.

[egoarin]

Arin was shocked by how candid Danny was being. Shocked, but not displeased. The fact that the guy he had been fantasizing over felt the same way about him was fantastic to say the least. "Maybe because you're ignorant as fuck." Arin said in response to Danny not being able to understand how he had missed the other male's advances. "Your dick is pretty much my favorite subject." He said bluntly. His eyes slowly closed as Dan began kissing him. A barely audible moan escaped his lips. He wasn't sure how much more of this he could physically bare, but he was going to hold out for as long as possible.

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Vivi had done her research on the beast before heading out at midnight for the fight. She’d spent days preparing and packing her bag. From everything she’d read and heard from locals, the beast was both a dangerous sea dweller and nocturnal. These types were obviously the most difficult to be handle by humans, let alone one small girl, nevertheless, she sat tight up high in a tree and waited.

Sounds of mud squelching below didn’t phase her, this far into the forest there were bound to be hundreds of less threatening animals. A soft blue glow was visible from the center of the lake, It was time. The beasts internal bioluminescent features were the only way to spot it in the darkness. Slowly, Vivi slipped down from her branch, a twig snapping under her boots. Her longbow in hand, she placed an arrow between her finger tips and lowered it into place as she walked forward slowly. Her breath caught in her chest a voice ran out, catching her off guard and she ducked low behind a bush, cursing under her breath. Debating whether or not to respond, she let her eye focus and saw the outline of the man, buried knee deep in soil. ” I have the upper-hand here mud-boy. Just sit still and let me do my job. “

[egoarin]

Admittedly, Arin's plan was not the best. So, the girl had figured him out, he was used to his plans back-firing due to his cocky nature usually getting in the way of common sense. He struggled to free his leg from the confines of the mud, but he barely made any progress. "Your job?" There was indignace in his tone. "I've been hunting this bitch down for days!" He snapped louder than the twig that Vivi had stepped on. A loud, disgusting noise and his leg was free. The light was to his back as he moved closer to the source of the voice he had heard moments earlier. He realized how tiny she was. It was ridiculous to think that she had any proper training, or knew what the hell she was even doing with a creature like this. Obviously Arin had to inform her of this, wasting valueable time. "You think someone like you would even stand a chance against a thing like that?" He scoffed. "You know it's, like, killed people, right? Leave this to the professionals."

[egoarin]

Arin had his sawed off shotgun at the ready. He had been hunting this sea creature for days and the lack of results was beginning to wear on him. The locals had begun calling it a Kraken, though he knew better than to think it was quite that strong. It was probably something much lower on the food chain. There had been a couple deaths though, so that was enough to cause him to jump into action. He had noticed that, based on reports from those who lived in the city nearest to the attacks, that it mostly came out at night. "Of fucking course." He had thought at the time. Now the moon was shining bright overhead and he was easing his way to the edge of the water. He heard a twig snap and immediately pivoted. The jerking motion caused his boot to become lodged in the thick mud. "Of fucking course." He thought for the second time. He had never heard of a sea monster who walked on semi-dry land before so he figured it was either a person, or another type of monster. Either way, there was a strong possibility that he was about to be attacked. It was time for him to try and bullshit his way out of this. One of his specialties. "Hey!" He yelled out to the darkness. "Whoever-whatever you are, I've got my sights right on you. One move and you're dead." He bluffed.

[mrpeterquills]

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