fish enthusiast

seafood and warrior cats

[g4s0l1n3bl34chsh4rp13s]

[monsterlets]

[loish]

I like making art that tastes like coffee.

[yesterdaysprint]

Judge magazine, November 3, 1923

[memewhore]

????????

[matthitt]

[memesandlaughs]

[somecutething]

Coyote is surprised by the temperature of the frozen water 😂😂

[dreamofhircine]

[sharky-sharks]

Why do you like sharks?

[yofi-deactivated20190418]

he walk

[knightposting-archived]

He cronch

[gaycubedenby]

He roll

[waywardfangir1]

She give high fin. @lilragekitten

[canidteeth]

He gets tummy rubs

[glitterysquidily]

He get nose rub

[the-monochrome-jester]

He beauty

[shatteredwineglasses]

He dance

[ayellowbirds]

She do a triple Lutz

[localgaecryptid]

He slorp

[pineapple-crow-deactivated20250]

This post is blessed

[frontierpsychoanalyst]

people confusedly talking to corporations on the internet is the most prime comedy honestly

[frontierpsychoanalyst]

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

[dancinggryffindors]

It does make you sick. Literally.

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!!

[ammit420]

fuck you got against wideset teeth yo

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

What

[ammit420]

i aint read this right my bad

[thebootydiaries]

me: *grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with my bare hands to impress cute girls on the beach*

girl 1: oh my god, that guy is grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with his bare hands

girl 2: really?? is he crying??

girl 1: only a little bit

girl 2: wow thats hot

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

What is the most heterosexual thing you have ever seen?

[jortsonfilm]

My parents in their loving and supportive marriage where they value each other as equals and love and support their children unconditionally.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

The rest of the post was garbage so I’m reblogging this wonderful and wholesome comeback and letting it end here.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]

we dem boys

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

fuck i just had the best idea

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“babe stand in front of the printer i made something for you! 💖”