[worrywyrms]

pond life

[sleepyandlost]

They need to invent a tumblr mutual who pulls me into their lap and gropes me

[dizzyghoast]

brain, heart: idiot bitches who never know what they want

stomach, genitals: idiot bitches who know exactly what they want and never shut up about it

lungs, kidneys, liver: pretty chill organs, all told. if these ones are complaining then i'm usually the one who fucked up

[tinyowlet]

we have guests, bring out the fine china !

[bunnyslittleland]

scared, traumatized tiny telling their cg “no” for the first time, expecting to be scolded and punished

x

cg who whispers “good job baby, im proud of you”, proud of them for setting boundaries when it’s so scary

[cuteypatooty]

Autumn Apple agere 🍎🍁🍏

[soft-baby-lamb]

Day at the library! 📚🍎

ok ok! imagine! ur caregiver takes you to da local library for storytime in the cutest outfit, and they even have art and crafts hour!! u get to have ur lunch u packed with da other kids, read books an play together!!

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[elksewer]

PUT THE MASK BACK ON THE MASKED CHSRACTER

[jagalart]

😱😱😱

[puddingpawsss]

⋆˚🐾˖°𝒜𝑔𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝑜𝒹୭ ˚.⁺⊹ .ᐟ🍰

[juiceystains]

Can we get some casual agere appreciation?

Like, no this character isn't using a pacifier or gripping onto a plushie or padded or wearing childing clothing, but they are hiding behind their most trusted person in the friend group, either a parental figure or close friend, when things feel too big and new.

They aren't crying out for mommy or daddy, or throwing a tantrum, but they're sobbing to themselves in the middle of the night, clutching their pillow like a person, because everything feels too big and too much

They aren't burying themselves in pacifiers, teethers, or plushies, but they're chewing on their shirt or hand when they get anxious and hugging their pillow to their chest like a lifeline

CAN WE GET SOME MORE CASUAL AGERE??

[babybunnydoodles]

The people have spoken! Simon gets to keep the bug!

[dreadwife]

it's so funny when men try to act like walter white is a stoic badass when he spends 50% of the show's run time looking like this

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[assindeto-deactivated20140621]

take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[i-found-a-mushroom]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

[tumblebagel]

Reblogging for the legendary Johnson, the security guard we didn’t deserve

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cultures that do an afternoon nap are OBJECTIVELY CORRECT and the world should be learning from them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you've heard of the spanish siesta now get ready for places like Vietnam where it's commonplace to see workers pull out a mattress & take an afternoon nap on the office/store floor. very powerful way to roll. give kindergarten-style naptime BACK to the people ✊