A joke I originally sent to my sister...
How to Exercise With Harry Potter…
#1 – Cousin Carrying
Who says family should pull their own weight? Take some weight off your cousin’s shoulders by carrying him yourself!
#2 – Door Crushing
Just because Extreme Home Makeover is over doesn’t mean we can’t demo on our own.
#3 – Extreme Stretches
Have you ever felt your Achilles tendons were short? Lengthen them with this bizarre ankle stretch game (the first person to fall flat on his face wins!)
#4 – Don’t take the Lift
Seriously, you should know this by now, but if you still insist on riding these crammed to capacity contraptions, it’s literally only uphill or downhill from here.
#5 – Scale Walls with Ladders
Declining the lift opens up many heart healthy options. Reach new heights with proven, time-tested methods.
#6 – Hopscotch
If you think you’re too old for this you are missing out on one of the greatest joys in life.
#7 – Cross Country
Run, run, always run, and remember: no one ever said you had to do this alone.
#8 – Health Conditions
It is always good to consult your doctor about your health before deciding on an exercise regimen. If your glasses fit uncomfortably on your head, well, there is a reason people wear contacts, Harry.














