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dear diary, today i furthered my courting of bittle. my main is @risawcrd

[hoenursey]

the most unrealistic thing about check please fanfic is that jack watches the history channel and there are actual history documentaries on and not like, ancient aliens or some bullshit like that

[cryptidfuckery]

Jack mentions he watches the history channel and most people don’t really think about it and just assume “oh, yeah, history major, makes sense.”

Meanwhile Jack is a hardcore fan of Pawn Stars and sets time aside in his night specifically to watch the new conspiracy documentary about Bigfoot and the floating orbs.

[akawaru]

Interviewer: So would you describe yourself to your fans Mr.Zimmermann

Jack:

[pawspaintsnthings]

@tinseltowncloud commission for @fandomtrumpshate auction. The auction raised over 32,000 dollars for a variety of charities. Awesome. 

[zimbitt]

This is how Valentine’s morning happened right?

Based Bitty’s string of tweets from the February batch!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[cascadianstuntman-deactivated20]

I’m disgusted

[gentlepanpirate]

[thehausghosts]

opening up a new check please fic

[potatomann4ever]

my naym is Jack and wen it’s nite and Bittle’s teethe are shyning brite wen tyme has come tu go tu bed i leane in clos i kis his hed

[cardamoms-deactivated20161127]

stylistic choices in check please which never cease to amuse/distress me

jack and alicia’s pupils

holster’s individual and equally sized square teeth

kent “my eye colour changes with the amount of drama i am causing at any given moment” parson

whether or not ransom has nips

those striped balls on top of bitty’s door in his vlogs??? what are they

bitty’s french fry eyebrows (frybrows?) vs chowders zebra eyebrows vs parse’s sculpted, combed, and gelled eyebrows vs holster’s distorted rectangle eyebrows.  who will win

those lines on kent’s nose apparently being the faintest indicators of freckles

tango’s upside-down cat mouth.  like.  3:

lardo paints her nails black.  u angsty lil artiste

ms bittle’s eyes So Wide whenever she’s talking to a zimmermann.  she has her prey in sight.  like a goddamn lioness or something.  ◉‿◉

bitty’s intricate doodles of pies in his notes.  i mean.  drawing a lattice that picturesque is hard for even more experienced artists and bitty doodles that in his notes all casually in blue pen what the heck

the magic yellow and/or blue world jack n bitty go into when theyre being gay.  incredible

in practically any panel, if u look hard enough, you can probably find 1. a bag of multicoloured condoms, 2. somebody’s underwear, 3. a red solo cup or can of beer

n, beloved monarch of absolutely absurd details thank y

[38roses]

Chicks, Please!: An OMGCP fanzine

a free, online-only fanzine featuring:

fanworks focusing on the amazing ladies of a comic that has boys who play hockey, or whatever. who cares about them, am i right???? pshaw

a teens & up rating

51 PAGES OF CONTENT from 9 CONTRIBUTORS! (holy crap!!?!?!)

download it here! [AO3 LINK]

[ehbittle-blog1]

i barely do shit on this blog how do i have nearly a thousand followers lmao

[omgcheckplease]

Bitty: BEYONCÉ. Jack: haha that’s great Thirdy: Um.

[smh-at-nursey]

I feel like there’s some connection between Bitty having a video camera, and making videos where he talks about himself, and is able to finally share all his thoughts, and doesn’t have to hide, And Jack having a camera and taking photos of anything but himself, and focusing on other things than himself and his thoughts.

[checkbitte]

Bitty has had to hide his entire life. Now, through his blog he can show people who he truly is. Jacks life has been dissected and watched since the minute he was born. His photography flips that around, he can focus on everything but himself.

[ehbittle-blog1]

Bitty, has never seen Ratatouille: get that rat out of my kitchen!!!

Jack Zimmerman, has seen Ratatouille: now wait just a minute

[omg-czech-please-blog]

[ehbittle-blog1]

i barely do shit on this blog how do i have nearly a thousand followers lmao

[akawaru]

[omgcheckplease]

★ Inchell’s illustration for the Year Two Kickstarter print set! It gets the award for Most Adorable And Accurate Portrayal of the OMGCP Cast ever. Go check out her stuff!

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