I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”
bitch me too the fuck
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Mike Driver
KIROKAZE

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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DEAR READER

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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I will never forget the time I asked a little girl how old she was and she said “6 but I’ve been alive like 30 years”
bitch me too the fuck
Black Beauty / Miles Davis at Fillmore West, 1973 Miles Davis
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Carrie Fisher in the trash with a bottle of wine, 1977
Looking over the edge of Victoria Falls from a swimming hole, Zambia, Annie Griffiths.
what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck
the trixie and katya show !!!
gay culture is suddenly thinking about how trixie texts katya all the time and almost crying bc of it
It’s a growlithe
if my growlithe ain’t that big i don’t want it
*grabs her arm* “I could eat you,”
*lets go of her arm* “but I won’t.” 😋
Years ago, you promised your firstborn to a witch. Since then, despite your best efforts, you can’t seem to get laid. The witch is starting to get pretty pissed.
Y’all get together to discuss your options and she starts coaching you on how to get men because she doesn’t want to waste more magic on you without promise of payment. The more time you guys spend together the more you realize you have a bit of a crush on her. Soon you’re sabotaging your dates on purpose to see her again.
Long story short you fall in love and get married and do the sperm donor thing AND YOUR FIRSTBORN IS HERS BY DEFAULT and you live happily ever after. The end.
Baby cries in the middle of the night
Witch: Ughhhhh. It’s your turn.
You: You bought it. You handle it.
That is what I call a fairy tale ending.
hoodies are one of the most powerful and underappreciated articles of clothing. cold? put on a hoodie. raining? put on a hoodie. no bra? put on a hoodie. nothing to wear? hoodie. cripplingly low self esteem? you already know. so versatile! so multifaceted!
open flannel=lesbian cape