I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.
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@eightbitkangaroo
I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.
@peachylvke this will be the only time in my life i say this: you’re right
How many chargers are going to be sacrificed because my dogs like to destroy everything except the things i give them to destroy.
chainsmokers protection squad
hello i’m lennon stella and contrary to what my song says i DO want to talk about your feelings. anyways my first tour is coming to a end soon and i’m having big sad feels. my gh is dvmphim if you wanna chat
Stop promoting this heartless culture.. nobody wants a heartless piece of shit! Feel things… feel them deeply!
This is funnier than anything I could ever reply with
*checking my mood ring* it says im a fuckign dumbass
King Ghidorah and Godzilla TY Plushies
#smh - Sonic, my Hedgehog
South is so patient (and a little annoyed)
I had a patch with the Jagermeister logo on it for years and didn’t realize it was the Jagermeister logo. I just thought, “Guess that deer’s Catholic,” and put it on my jacket.
Like, you gotta admit, this kinda owns. St. Hubert really knew what was up.
Random Witchy Story Time
A few years ago I was at a museum that had some old grimoires and alchemy books on display and translations to the pages posted by them. My favorite grimoire page was a spell for rain where the person would go outside with a bucket of water and pour it onto the ground, then proceed to pretty much yell at the clouds about ‘see its not hard!’. To date that is my favorite rain spell I have ever seen.
Me watching the new DuckTales: I can’t believe the asshole who refused to heal me for years turned out to be a loving and protective parent. What the fuck gives Donald?
I sneezed and woke South up and if looks could kill that lil dog would have ended me right there.
the traits “likes spooky stuff” and “is a genuine coward” CAN coexist within one person. it’s me i’m in hell
It took my new cat a while to realise that kissing the top of her head was a gesture of affection, but I think she’s finally got it.
The downside is that she now thinks the best way to signal that she wants cuddles is to come charging at me and mash the top of her head against my face. It’s like a very affectionate punch in the mouth.