Take It Eazy

[softcoreish-deactivated20240717]

How do you spend your nights?

Overthinking and imagining scenarios that will never happen

[aidashakur]

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[h3llraizer]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[decolonialtheoryandweed]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[toastbutteregg]

[anxietyproblem]

[e-nter]

do you ever wanna kiss someone really badly & you’re just like “!!!!” inside

[vengeancemoths]

sensory overload, or, as i like to call it,

[girlpanties]

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

[girlpanties]

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

[claycoloredmotherlessness-deact]

This hurt my feelings

[sassippi]

Well fuck me

[lostodosblancos]

I have done this thing once every couple months and every time I hate it a little more because it knows me better than I know myself

[2scorchedwings]

[thebritishteapot]

what THE FUCK

[hloneheart]

how the FUCK

[everyonelovesrobots]

[goforkinard-buckley]

Damn. Just damn.

[schrodingers-fyke]

Nope. Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

Nope

Nope

Nope

Nope

Nope

Nope

Nope

[my-i-dont-even-know-mess]

Goddammit why did I take the test

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

I like this test because it is more useful than any therapist of mine

[dutchstore]

The sea lion is trying to eat my hand by Edward Kim

[dulect]

me: i'd love to be in a relationship

*is shown any kind of affection*

me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

THE MOST PURE!!!

[wizardnuke]

[alisonzai]

[peridotsofficialtwitteraccount]

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU

[myneurodiversity]

Oh my goodness this makes me feel powerful I hadn’t even thought of it like this.

[tellyjpg]

sleeping is nice until u wake up and realize ur still sad lol

[humorrelated]

When you slowly start hating someone you were friends with.

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

my pet: *does anything*

me:

[synqra]

I’m not looking for anything serious just a husband