whoomp there it is

28, mpls, she/her

[lamignonette]

[therealslimshady]

[toastfloat]

i couldn't stop thinking about this

[cherryflowerr-deactivated202601]

hiking that ends in you pumping a load into me behind a tree

[battletoads]

Dick Cheney Hunting Simulator

[officialwiremother]

i have receipts on cloth mother that would change everything

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[quorpiest]

no mi circo no mis feratus

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[dogpuppy]

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[eznii]

me: oh no! its started raining and now i cant see through my windshield :( the humble windshield wiper:

[pointnclick]

Unbelievable

[cottoncandylesbo]

guy named all trades: 🤤

guy named dead horse: OW OW OW OW OW

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]