Emma Jackson

21 | Catholic | Nursing Student | Superwholock Fan | Trying to figure life out

[ingenieropapi-deactivated201910]

Literally me

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[sleepin]

[babyanimalgifs]

WHAT IS THIS?!!?!

[pride-and-prejudice-in-space]

The new live-action Lion King looks great.

[raebird5]

Here’s another Vine comp for you in these trying times.

[ryanhatesthis]

[bubblysun]

i have been waiting for this to show up in my dash forever

[ktkeen96-deactivated20141121]

ITS BACK

[ryanvallejo-deactivated20150514]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

[sassafras--manson-deactivated20]

IT’S BACK

[khan2kool]

This has to be up there with the funniest shit ever.

[phobs-heh]

gonna reblog it everytime

[madhattey-deactivated20211019]

*slams reblog button* IT’S A MUST.

[timberwolfalpha]

Hahahahahaha! 😂

[stressedrayllumstan]

So i made this and put it on instagram and it completely blew up so i thought to upload it here

[gninjalady]

I love the young people

[dawnonthehorizon-blog1]

I’m simultaneously amused and terrified

[artistforsuckers-deactivated202]

Why is target the place to be for anyone of any age?

[maryefimovaone]

[ape-of-naples]

#freshly peeled sheeps

[mage-pie]

reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption

[jitterbugjive]

@theosartisticthematics

[doctorsiggy]

FRESHLY PEELED SHEEPS

[maddeningmagic106]

Fuck this. Does everyone just not see the blood scrapes on some of their backs and faces???!!! Anyone, seriously, correct me if I’m wrong because this is making me upset af

[rynofslytherin-deactivated20211]

Domesticated sheep need to be sheared because they don’t shed their coats on their own and it can be bad for their health if it gets too big.

Also, it looks considering how close they cut that it went fairly well. I see like 2 nicks maybe, but with the photo it’s hard to tell. I mean, unfortunately, you’re going to nick a few animals because they don’t understand the order of “stand still” very well. 

[uleanblue-deactivated20190205]

Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren’t sheared. 

Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing. 

[miquerida]

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps

[trashytoclassy-deactivated20231]

Please peel your sheeps

[ejjcatholicsnoopy]

They have orange ear tags on, that's what you're seeing, not cuts

[footnotestoplato]

[thesylverlining]

the amount of time i laughed at this/how inexplicably hilarious it is provides a perfect illustration of how the internet has destroyed my sense of humor

[discipleofpuck]

understanding a joke based on ancient philosophical discourse means that your sense of humor is pretty smart imo   

[babyanimalgifs]

[frejann]

How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel 

[frejann]

I ENDED UP DRAWING A COMIC ABOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING ASK IM CRYING

an extremely short story about two knights who were made for each other

[majesticmeerkat]

NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA

[maddiesharafian]

Be careful with your honey, my friends! <3

[0h-gl0ry]

Am I isolating myself or am I taking much needed time to myself to rest? A 3000 word research article by me

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via e_mcguire_)

[markv5]

– Смотри: я сфинкс….

[littleoldariel]

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

[redportrait]

“look: i’m a sphinx”

[sini-sterility]

She was right, that was hella important

[halfmoon-harry]

So my dog loves KK Slider from the Animal Crossing games and when he hears him he runs over and watches.

[gallusrostromegalus]

What a lovely child.  Please hug him for me.