ok

remade. no longer active on this one

[emailmore]

[howtofuckyourkramer]

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

[striders]

i kept thinking about this while i was trying to fall asleep yesterday and couldn’t stop laughing myself back awake

[sasha-psychedelia]

[kidgokart]

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

[kidgokart]

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

[yiffmaster]

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

[llsilvertail]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

[computationalcalculator]

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

[memorycycle]

she yank on it till i die

[antig0nes]

Official round table business?

[rose-with-thorns-on-the-internet]

Alright which one of you forgot to bring the table

[dailyfoodlovers]

Welcome to Krogers where we are duty bound to fuck you good and proper

[vorpalrabbit]

Shame bc I want to be fucked bad and with negative decorum

[flagellant]

that's what costco is for

[catmask]

one thing about tumblr users isthat they love to disagree with posts. another thing is that they love to do is disagree with things that were not even in the post as if they were

[supergameboytwo]

this is just absolutely not true. people do not normally drink printer ink.

[memorycycle]

she yank on it till i die

[princessmo]

people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"

[bbymokusei]

you like the 1970s? okay show me your bush then. oh you don’t have one? that’s what i thought poser

[wtf-godzilla]

Go fuck your self. So the 70’s is only about pussy hair? Moron.

[incelprincess]

^poser

[testosteronetwunk]

[recreationalcatnip]

[fairycosmos]

i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

[camelgold-deactivated20230727]

they need to make a heart emoji with angel wings

[kalamity-jayne]

and one with devil horns!

[gayweeddaddy69]

what to we think, lads, discard or save?

[powerburial]

i hate when youtube food reviewers take a bite out of a burger and hold it right up to the camera where they took a bite. like thanks, looks disgusting, what are you gonna show me next? A Man's Asshole?

[hajimedics]

[cornerfolks]

hey that's the guy who had a legitimate full mental breakdown because people said aging and dying was natural and he insisted saying that was tantamount to supporting genocide and him and weren't meant to age or die. the fursona guy. that's him

[joey-wheeler-official]

It's all "keep tumblr weird" until a real weirdo shows up I see

[sovietnam]