juno

book reader and podcast enthusiast any pronouns

[noodles-and-tea]

Uh, Dami, you got a little something on your shoulder there, buddy….

[batbabydamian]

*you opening the love letter* what does your damijon look like, pls pls pls pls pls pls pls, i know it would be so cute, i just know it 🙏🙏🙏

here you go! thank you for the ask, this was a lot of fun to do! they're working on a case together ^^

[its-your-mind]

The TPP production scripts are so very very good.

Nureyev, grabbing a ripped corner of a page out of an overflowing folder marked “Juno Steel” that reads “tell me to stop and I’ll stop”:

I do not want to see you anymore, Juno.

Juno, heartbroken:

that hurts but I respect your wishes

Nureyev, panicked, staring at the rest of the “Juno Steel” folder before shoving it into the already jam-packed “For Future Consideration” drawer and forcing it closed with his entire body weight:

BUT ONLY AFTER. I help get you out of here. So come with me let’s go. Together. Because that is obviously the sensible thing to do. How foolish you are, dear detective, who I no longer wish to associate with.

Juno, interrupted mid-heartbreak internal monologue:

???

[yuumei-art]

Star Dew Pothos ✨

[beetleandfox]

I really want to keep Blanc’s backstory a mystery, but if they ever do show us Blanc’s family on screen i hope they’re all played by iconic British actors with thick southern accents. let Ian McKellen and Judi Dench play Blanc’s parents. they’ve been cast as posh British people for so long. let them be free

[estufida]

THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

[janes-a-charted-stan]

Don’t forget his lesbian aunts, Maggie Smith and Julie Andrews

[sadmages]

Everyday I think about him (sad wizard)

[faerie-fire-fantasy]

my favourite thing abt the bbcu (benoit blanc cinematic universe) is that the connecting thread of the movies isnt a benoit blanc but the underlying story of "disenfranchised woman of colour wins over stupid rich white guy aided by a detective who can only be described as 'miss marple if she was gay and from the american south'"

[everysongineverykey]

it was so funny in glass onion when helen was literally just like "well what if miles just killed andi" and blanc was like naaaah he wouldn't do that. that'd be such a stupid thing to do. miles bron is not an idiot. and then the whole point of the movie was that he WAS an idiot and he DID just kill her. they put it right in front of us and a lot of people probably dismissed it (at least i did) cause we were expecting the murderer to be cunning like they usually are

[megamindsupremacy]

Actually my favorite part of Glass Onion was that random fucking dude on the island. What the fuck was he doing there. I thought Darryl (Derrick? David? ??) was like foreshadowing for something or he’d be the twist killer but NOPE he literally was just chillin. Some random lady breaks into his room COOL this detective guy wants to smoke with him SURE the GODDAMN HOUSE EXPLODES? Yeah why not he wasn’t using it that much anyways. Randomass guy you are my hero

[aro-oak]

I need queer space fiction podcast recs

[r3v3r3nt]

I have Wolf 359 brain rot so they are all I can draw right now

[yaboyspodcastpalace]

the very sudden and immense psychic damage i get everytime i remember minkowski's multiple times where she calls him doug vs eiffel's sole "goddammit renée, don't do this!" like literally

[king-aidan-the-artist]

It's so funny being a visual learner who's into podcasts. Like, do I remember the whole plot that was occurring (sometimes for only like 3 minutes per episode)?

No.

You think I know that character because you just mentioned their name?

Nope.

Do I need to read memes online to understand the overall plot?

Yep.

Am I still super into the podcast despite not understanding it?

Yep, I live off the vibes.

[dyke-in-crisis]

am I the only one that imagined minkowski as a big butch lesbian and was heavily heartbroken learning she has a husband

[occudo]

Happy birthday Officer Eiffel!

And happy "CHRISTMAS SPECIAL" to everyone else.

[mellifera38]

So this started off as just one doodle but I guess sometimes when you can’t get a piece of media out of your head you just gotta doodle it All out of your system. So here’s a timeline of Doug Eiffel’s very bad time in orbit around Wolf 359 and beyond. Mostly it was me indulging in floaty space hair and practicing drawing a character uniformly and reliably. I appreciate that most of us seem to agree he is a bun and/or ponytail man.

Bonus: The rest of the crew

[kayleerowena]

variations on a theme