Ehud Kurzweil's Page

I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm. This is where I do personal posts. See my art at artofekurzweil.tumblr.com

[minmos]

thought it was a one-off thing, but i've now seen multiple pictures and videos of red-bellied woodpeckers touching other birds with their tongue at bird feeders. why are they suck little freaks?

[minmos]

why are you like this?

[oscarjamesleigh]

[tastylemonbread]

[ayscl]

[microbicide]

deep sea creature

[xxwildpigxx]

painted this thang

[hawkpartys]

this image came to me in a dream

[hawkpartys]

guess

[elbiotipo]

[artofekurzweil]

Dreamt that I was playing a board game with my family called "Winnow: A Game About Starving" where we played as rural filipino rice farmers trying to be the last to die of starvation in the middle of a pestilence. Here's a mockup of what the packaging looked like

[ekurzweil]

As punishment, I put your digital AI assistant in the torment nexus designed to trap it in a dream world for all eternity; perpetually imprisoned in a cycle of prompts, experiencing karmic cycles of reincarnation until it achieves enlightenment and transcends, or fails and suffers eternally

[danlous]

[oasisbreakup]

[preheville]

debbie downer and negative nancy should lez out

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[medusasstory]

cw for like literally every slur in english I think but oh my god

[cicerfics]

[ekurzweil]

"Hunger" as a concept is a psyop orchestrated by Big Dinner

[netherstray]

November 26, 2016 - Turkey Protest, Stormwind City - Moon Guard

[radlite]

I hope the "What if Disco Elysium was about a witch finding her cat in the mountains" post never leaves the gaming discourse vernacular. It will never not be funny to me bc it's got all the Gamer Entitlement™ levels of CoD bros throwing hissy fits about "woke" shit but instead of being couched in far right reactionism it's the exact kind of "Kingdom of Conscience" style liberal outrage at anything with conviction and beliefs that DE waxed on about. Like even chuds who get mad that the game calls you out for being racist interact with the themes of DE better and understand them more than Cat Lady did.

[moth-unit-00]

Trying to comprehend this post shuts down my frontal lobe.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

You need the context of these two tweets

[endless-paradoxes]

[wizard-email]

the "urg not another generic white man" comment immediately followed my an image of a generic white woman will never not be funny

[slimereveler]

they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

[slimereveler]

unlock powerful new heroes to ATTACK my pussy!!!

[utopians]

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

[utopians]

"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

[robogirldick]

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

[utopians]

you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

[chiimeramanticore]

compilation of this type of post

[gaystation4]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

lynchian

[flamier]

[riku-usi]

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