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Origami Around
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Three Goblin Art
YOU ARE THE REASON
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⣠Chile in a Photography âŁ
Jules of Nature
art blog(derogatory)

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trying on a metaphor

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@el-chavara
fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach
direct action
How about just being polite & going into a debate with those who hold diffrent beliefs then you?
how about you eat my shit and hair
staying true to spirit
the OG of the vicious burn
DiĂłgenes said you couldnât spit anywhere but in the face of a rich man because once this rich dude invited him into his house and literally told him you canât spit on anything that touches the floor so DiĂłgenes spit in this guys face
here is a very good painting of DiĂłgenes in his tub that i had the good fortune of actually seeing earlier this year
I love that Diogenes is making a comeback in the twenty-first century.
we all know 2018 aziraphale uses a flip phone from 2003 right. weâre all clear on this
He has a very nice bakelite phone from around 1940 in the front of the shop, and a much older one in the back of the shop. They are rotary dial phones, of the kind that would need to be rewired to work with todayâs exchanges. They have never been rewired and they still phone anywhere on Earth (and probably one place off Earth) perfectly.
Iâm not entirely sure that heâll ever approve of phones that arenât wired in to the wall.
are you sure? cuz i kind of envision him being addicted to candy crush
god I strive for the confidence of asking the man who both wrote the book and ran the show if heâs sureÂ
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They have nine beverages between the two of them
i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the libertyâŚ
What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.
The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?
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god every time I think Iâve seen all the cat material the internet has to show something new and absolutely delighting appears
IM WHEEZING!
HOLY SHIT
He couldnât even keep it together for Thanos, I love him.
âaverage person eats 3 spiders a yearâ factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
World Heritage Post
why did the cake is a lie become the like most quoted portal thing when literally everything glados said was funnierÂ
âLook, we both said a lot of things that *youâre* going to regret.â
âMaybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it. WELL I WONT LET YOU. how does that feel?â
âNice job breaking it, heroâ
âLook at you. sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagleâŚpiloting a blimpâ
Like this bitch had a goldmine of good lines
âMaybe after you finish this test, Iâll let you take the elevator all the way up to the break room⌠and Iâll tell you about the time I saw the deer again.â
âItâs a mystery Iâll have to solve later. By myself. Because youâll be dead.â
âDid you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noiseâ * really loud ass train horn* âIâm sorry, I donât know why that went off. Anyway, just an interesting science fact.âÂ
âWell done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. Iâm serious, thatâs what it says: A horrible person. We werenât even testing for that.â
âDonât let that âhorrible personâ thing discourage you. Itâs just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth motherâs decision to abandon you on a doorstep.â
âRemember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And Iâm sorry. You didnât react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. Thatâs why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.â
âWait. This next test DOES require some explanation. Let me give you the fast version- [unintelligible] There. If you have any questions, just remember what I said in slow motion. Test on your own recognizance, Iâll be right back.â
âThis next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? Theyâre the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. Thatâs you in five seconds. Good luck.â
âThat jumpsuit youâre wearing looks stupid. Thatâs not me talking, itâs right here in your file. On other people it looks fine, but right here a scientist has noted that on you it looks stupid. Well, what does a neck-bearded old engineer know about fashion? He probably - Oh, wait. Itâs a she. Still, what does she know? Oh wait, it says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From France!â
âOh, hi. How are you holding up? Because Iâm a POTATO.â
âRemember, these exhibits ARE interactive. Like a childrenâs museum. So that means the pits of acid are filled with REAL acid. Like at a WELL FUNDED childrenâs museum.â
âFederal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamberâŚ. is looking pretty good.â
âYou canât argue with them like a regular person ⌠you have to out-conspiracy theory them.â
The unnamed Prince of Dorne being true to dornish traditions